Yeah, I've completely lost it. You see, I was born with very little sanity. And I think high school killed it. I realized this when I found myself talking to my lunch about Adolf Hitler and sometimes reverting to what little Romanian I know. So, things are going to get hectic. Good luck.

Pidge had been getting cereal when he saw Larmina on the counter. Once he saw the spider, his eyes widened.

She was on the kitchen counter, pointing and yelling at the spider on the ground. "Spider!"

Goliath Bird Eater.

Nope. He was so done.

Coran was entering the kitchen, but he immediately turned around with a simple "Nope" and went somewhere else.

Pidge jumped up onto the table, still in his pajamas. He let out a small yell.

"LANCE!" he yelled into his voltcom. "Lance!"

"What do you-OH MY GOD!" Lance was rubbing his head and entering from the main living room. He jumped and backed up against the wall. "That's the biggest spider I've ever seen!"

"Someone kill it!" shouted Larmina. "Shoot it, blast it, DO SOMETHING!"

"Pidge, you're the scientist! Do something!" exclaimed Lance as he jumped on top of the refrigerator.

"That's a Goliath bird eater! No way in hell am I doing something!" Pidge had jumped onto the cabinets and was nearing the roof.

For some reason, some scientists that were using one of the several labs in the castle had been working with Goliath bird eater spiders, all imported from South America. Largest spider in the world, about the size of a dinner plate.

Keith had made it very official that no one is to mess with the spiders. Once everyone saw one of them on the screen, they all agreed to not mess with them. They were pretty scary.

Now, Pidge had no problems with tarantulas. Or any spiders. It was either him or Vince that dealt with them

But the Goliath bird eater spiders are his number one weakness.

Why? They were freaky. Larger than your own hand. And it could eat birds.

"Vince! Do something!" exclaimed Pidge.

"No." Vince was so done with the spider killing.

Vince slammed the door to his room shut and locked it.

"Lance!" Pidge yelled.

"No!" Lance shook his head. "KEITH!"

"It's no use! He and Allura are on a diplomatic mission!" Larmina cried.

"Oh God... Come on Lance, you have dealt with Daniel on a sugar rush, but you can't deal with a friggin' spider?!" exclaimed Pidge.

"Shut up Pidge, you're the youngest pilot!"

"THAT DOESN'T MAKES ANY SENSE!"

"SHUT UP! IT DOES!"

Just then, Daniel yawned, entering the kitchen and seeing the panicked pilots and cadet. He groaned, got his shoe and hit the spider with a satisfying smack.

"You guys need to get your shit together!" he snapped and got a mug of coffee and left.

It was silent in the kitchen. Lance got off from the top of the refrigerator and looked at the dead spider. Pidge fixed his glasses and slowly lowered himself off the cabinets.

"Did Daniel, of all people, just tell us to get our shit together?" Lance asked.

"Yeah, and he got some coffee and left too." Larmina said numbly.

"Wow, kinda reminds me of Keith when he was that age." Pidge said.

"Yeah, let's never talk about this again." Lance declared and walked out.

"They saw that on the camera, didn't they?" Larmina asked.

"Yeah, it has sound too." Pidge replied with a grimace.

The two looked at the spider.

"He nailed that thing." Larmina said, impressed.

"Evil beware, we have a grouchy Daniel and shoes." Pidge chuckled.

Meanwhile, with Keith and Allura…

The two pilots decided to check on their comrades and cadets. They decided to start it when Pidge walked in.

"Looks like one of the spiders got out." Keith chuckled.

They laughed as everyone screamed and panicked or left with indignant 'No's the at made the two laugh even harder.

Keith paused it when Daniel came in.

"What do you think Daniel's going to do?" Keith asked.

"I think he'll either leave or join Lance on the fridge." Allura chuckled.

Keith pressed the record button just in case and pressed play.

'"SHUT UP! IT DOES!"

Just then, Daniel yawned, entering the kitchen and seeing the panicked pilots and cadet. He groaned, got his shoe and hit the spider with a satisfying smack.

"You guys need to get your shit together!" he snapped and got a mug of coffee and left.'

Keith and Allura burst out laughing, holding their sides while tears streamed down their faces. Allura paused the video so they wouldn't miss anything and continued laughing.

"O-oh my g-gosh… Daniel is just like you!" Allura giggled between gasps for air.

"Usually I'd be slightly offended, but not after that!" Keith chortled.

Once they settled, they watched the rest of it before deciding that they were fine. A silence passed between the them. And then, they bursted out laughing and watched it again seven more times.