Come out, come out wherever you are!
Everyone had made a plan to meet up in three day's time, there was, after all, a funeral to plan. So when Alice, Emmett, Esme and Carlisle went back home to make a game plan, Edward and Jasper didn't even bother to show up.
"Bella?" Jasper knocked on Bella's door.
"Hello?" Renée answered the door. "Ohhh, hello!" She said as she gave Jasper the once-over.
"Hey," Jasper said as he impolitely brushed past her. "Bella! I need to talk to you!" He used his vampire speed to get up to her room and talk.
Renée's eyes widened at what she just saw and managed to croak, "Leave the door open!"
"I need to talk to you, too! Did you know that Destiny is-"
"A vampire?!" they said at the same moment.
"Yes. Long story short, she lives in the south and Carlisle accidentally created her when he was a newborn. I've based my life on false teachings!" Jasper moaned.
"Um, no. She lives in Forks." Bella contradicted.
"Um, wrong again. She's everywhere. She lived in Chicago. That doesn't matter, though. She's everywhere watching your every move," whispered a new voice.
Bella and Jasper both wheeled around. Speak of the devil and she shall appear.
"I believe you have my phone? And Dustin said you'd never figure it out. Well, I'm not the most patient person in the world and I have lots of other people's lives to ruin so don't try to figure out who or what I am, okay? Because I think you value your lives. And I wouldn't want anything to happen…then again, what do I care?" Destiny smiled the most evil smile possible for a thirteen-year-old and sat on the windowsill. "And…don't think my age stops me from anything. I can make your lives bad. I mean, worse," she chuckled and hopped onto the grass and out of the yard.
"Wait- what were we talking about?" Jasper asked after a short pause.
"I don't know…"
"You said you had to tell me something?"
"Oh yeah. I forgot. It'll come to me sometime. But it was important. I know that… so, what have you been doing?"
I just have skills like that! My idea to wipe their memory-please! Save the applause until you hear the 'happily ever after!'
"I had a vision!" Alice trilled with a sly smile. She was in the mood for a little riddle. "So obviously we lose Rosalie either way but that's not such a bad deal 'cause we've got a plus one!"
"What is your scrawny little problem? We are falling apart! I don't care what you people do with the rest of your lives you cheaters, liars and stealers but I have a future. With Rosalie!" Emmett growled and kicked a dent in the door.
"My priceless solid mahogany door," Esme sighed. Emmett kicked a hole in the wall next. Carlisle shook his head.
"We just need a break again. We just need our space and then we can come back together in a couple of centuries." Carlisle suggested.
"Yeah. House a cheater named Jasper and Little-Miss-Jealousy Alice together. Put a homicidal/suicidal/just plain crazy vampire and his lovesick cheater girlfriend together. Why don't we build a doghouse for the wolves that want to kill us and we'll see how that goes? We can ever discuss this over tea and freaking biscuits!" Emmett remarked.
Alice had an evil smile nobody had ever seen her wear. "Don't worry about Bella. She's going to be one of us!" Alice ran out of the room, out of the house. To Jacksonville!
Oh my god. Can this story get more messed up? The answer? YES. Two words! Just. Watch.
Alice flitted into Bella's open window to see Bella and Jasper just sitting with no words between them.
"Bella," Alice acknowledged her. "Jasper, darling? Would you step out for a moment? Now!" Alice said faux-politely. Jasper nodded and went into the den to chat with Phil about football or whatever. "We need you and no one's taking no for an answer so tell Renée you'll see her in a few years because we got to go now." Alice explained with great detail.
"Um, ok…only if you don't want to kill me?"
"No promises," she muttered so Bella couldn't hear.
Oh…I don't like using words like that. Let's pretend we're in kindergarten and spell it out. 'We're going to turn you into a V-A-M-P-I-R-E!!' Now do you get it?