"Wait... are these boobs?" Sohinki began, hysteria rising in his voice with every word. "But I chose a cool robot dude!"
Anthony shook his head in shame. "Samus is a girl, dumbass."
Sohinki just stared blankly. No one dared to go near him, so they all resumed choosing their characters, all except Mari. She went up to Sohinki, and patted him on his now-armored back. He looked up at her, his eyes full of worries and questions. He looks so darn cute when he's sad thought Mari. Immediately, she shook that thought out of her head. He. Is. Just. My. Friend.
"Hey, we can be boob buddies now!" said Mari dumbly. She had no idea what she was saying as she was battling with her thoughts. Sohinki raised an eyebrow at her, and laughed. "Sure, why not? But you better go choose a character or whatever, the game should start soon." This snapped Mari back into reality, as she said something in Japanese and ran off, pikachu suit in hand.
Lasercorn had put in the Fox suit, and was happy to find out that he had a gun. Which shot lasers. Heck yes. Unfortunately for Ian, Lasercorn had decided to use him for target practice. Short bursts of pink laser from Lasercorn's gun lit up the strange room. Ian, with boosted mobility from becoming Link, was able to dodge all the shots.
"Knock it off you two!" said Anthony grumpily. He had been so distracted with talking to Mari that the character he had wanted to be, Fox, had been taken. Nonetheless, Mario was still available, and he immediately picked it up and put it on.
The room they were in suddenly flashed red. A mysterious manly voice shouted: "DOUBLE TEAM!" The group's heads turned in unison to face Anthony. "It means we have to get into teams of two." he explained.
"Well come on, boob buddy!" Sohinki beckoned to Mari. Her red pikachu cheeks, if possible, became one shade redder. Despite the embarrassment, she hopped over to join Sohinki.
"What was that about?" muttered Jovenshire to Anthony. Anthony could only shake his head in disbelief.
Meanwhile, Lasercorn had FINALLY stopped shooting Ian, and had formed an alliance. "Team Iancorn shall rise once more!" he shouted powerfully.
"That leaves us then." said Anthony to Jovenshire. The room started flashing blue, and before anyone could realize, they were all being sucked up into a portal of some sort.
A few seconds later, each pair found themselves in three different arenas, each parallel to one another, but separated by an iron fence.
In front of Sohinki and Mari, yoshi and jigglypuff spawned, Luigi and Kirby for team Iancorn, and DK and Ness for Anthony and Jovenshire.
The same manly voice from before boomed: "3... 2... 1... FIGHT!"