AN: Naruto does not belong to me
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Ketchup
Sasuke loves his wife, he loves everything about her, flaws and all, but there is one thing he couldn't stand : Banana Ketchup
Kick
The little jolt reminds Hinata of what is to come, or rather, who, everytime she feels that little jolt, she comes to love more and more the little miracle she's carrying
~break~
Sasuke Uchiha has never been a patient man, ever since he met her, he has become admittedly more mellow, but as he opened the kitchen drawer to find those goddamn mistakes of nature, he fought to hold his rage
He vowed then, after all of this, he will run the person who made this out of business! Who in the hell in their right mind would buy BANANA ketchup of all things! The only acceptable ketchup is TOMATO, is that so hard to understand? are they mocking him?! This thing is idiotic, utterly disgusting to look at, why do they have to make ketchup out of friggin bananas of all things?!!
"Sasuke, did you get the ketchup?" his wife called out from the living room, a bowl of fishsticks on her lap, ah, he cringes just looking at it, but he took the bottle anyway and sat beside her "Thanks love" Hinata said sweetly, pecking his cheek
"Ah!" His wife suddenly exclaimed while chewing the food with that horrible ketchup "what is it" he asked, trying to hold in his panic, he knew it, that thing is poisoned!! he should not have given her the goddamn ketchup, its a freak of nature! of all the things she would have a crave on it has to be THAT! he swears when he sees the goddamn manufacturer he- "I felt him kick!" yeah, he will kick--wait what?!
"what?" he slowly asked his suddenly very happy wife, Hinata beamed at him and placed his hands on her stomach "the baby kicked!" and Sasuke froze as he felt it, the tiniest impact on his hand "Sasuke, looks like our little miracle likes this ketchup too!" she said as she cuddled up to his side
Sasuke gulped, it was too late, the damn ketchup already got his family, he held his wife tightly as he reminded himself to destroy all those bottles in the house when she gives birth, he was NOT about to compete with some fake ketchup!