Hi there! Sorry I took so long to update. Btw, Happy New Year!

And here's the next chapter, enjoy!

Thank you to everyone who read/reviewed/followed/favourite-d.

A bigger thanks to everyone who gave me ideas. :D


Disclaimer:

Lana: Well the gods and demigods are still knocked out after excessive partying...so I will be doing the disclaimer. I only own the plot. The rest belongs to Rick Riordan.


Dear Hades,
Happy now? Make Nico tell you what happened in the book that is named after your house. ;)
Thank you very much,
A strange Nico Obsessed person

Dear a strange Nico Obsessed person,

stay away from my son!

And for your information, I already knew what happened in The House of Hades.

Not that I am happy though. I blame Eros. That no good spawn of Aphrodite...

Sincerely,

Hades


Dear Hades,
There. Good.
I HATE YOU!
Lemme talk to Nico!
Sincerely, Hades is Awesome

Dear Hades is Awesome,

I hate you too!

As for talking with Nico...A clue: NO!

Seriously, I thought I will be chasings boys away from my daughter not girls from my son.

Sincerely,

Hades


Dear CorpseBreath,
Actually, I did enjoy those things. They help me increase my insanity, which thanks to my pyschologist is diminishing. So yeah, thanks!
I also played freeze tag with Typhon this morning. He is starting to like me. Just a warning.
Sincerely,
Katie Gardner
PS My mom wants to visit you . Your welcome.

Dear Katie Gardner,

you need help. Lot's of help.

By the way, did you know that Typhon is an enemy to the Olympians?

That makes you an enemy.

Oh my gosh! I have to tell Zeus.

Sincerely,

Hades

PS- Tell the old hag..I mean your mum to bugger off.


Dear Daddy,
I think Tyson wants to kill me! HEEEEELLLLPP!
Your son,
Percy
PS I may be entering your realm momentarily.

Dear Percy,

how many times must I repeat this? I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!

And that Cyclops would not hurt you. He loves you. And I do not.

Oh and by the way, your father- Poseidon is very upset.

Sincerely,

Hades

PS- Get the h*** out of my realm!


Dear Exalted Lord Hades,

How are you and the lovely Lady Persephone?
What do you think of my mother? I look just like her, as she says, and I agree. We are both beautiful, with long black hair and hazel eyes. So, who do you think is prettier? My mother or Aphrodite?
Anyway, can I visit my boyfriend Luke Castellan? I'll pay you a hundred drachmas. I just miss him a lot.

You are pretty cool. And I must agree, Apollo stinks! Nico is cool. I enjoy sparring with him, but I always win! What can I say? I have the blood of the goddess Scathach flowing in my veins, on my dad's side. Scathach is the Celtic goddess of the fighting arts and magic, if you were wondering. Anyway, please can I see Luke?
Hope you have a wondrous evening.

Sincerely,
Crown Maiden Aine O'Durren, daughter of Hecate

Dear Crown Maiden Aine O'Durren,

Persephone and I are quite fine.

I think your mother is very talented. And yes, you are both beautiful. But in my eyes, my Persephone is the prettiest.

Luke Castellan says that he does not want to see you. He says that it was not a serious relationship and wants you to bugger off and let him enjoy his afterlife. His words not mine.

I am cool. Nico is also cool. Apollo is not cool and he stinks.

You spar with Nico? And won? Impressive.

I will talk to Luke about it. I think he's having a relapse.

Sincerely,

Hades


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