A/N: hey guys! Like I said, today is a holiday. So this one is crookshanks. I loved the idea of him. Do I have to tell you to vote? You don't need to have an account to vote so please do. We didn't reach the review target, but that's ok, as you had only two days. Next update is probably on Thursday, if not, then Saturday. Anyways, on with the story!
TO B00k fanatic: I'm really really sorry, but I have less time and Ginny's should be made longer, right?
Review target: 52
follows and favourites target: 2 more in each.
CROOKSHANKS
Miaow meeeeoow,
Meow meow miaaaaow MIAOOW. MIAOW MEOW MEEE. meow meow MEOW meeeooow miaow, miaow, miiiaaaooowww, meow MIIIIIAAAAOOOOWWWW. Meow meeoow miaow meow, miaoow miaaooow MIAOW miaow MEEEEOOOOW meeoow meow. Meow meow meow miaow miaaow. MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MEOW MEOW. Meow MIAOW miaow meow mew. mew mew meow miaow miaow. Meow meow moew meow mew. miiaaoow miaow meow meow, meow meow meow MEOW meow miaow. Meow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow meow meow meow meow. MIAAAOOOW MIAOW MEEEOOOW.
Meoww,
meowmeowmiaow
Translation-
Dear fanfiction,
I am a CAT. I LOVE CATS. I do NOT love Hedwig, Trevor, Pigwidgeon or SCABBERS. Scabbers is a rat, and rats and cats DETEST each other. I do not love Hermione. I DID NOT DEFEAT VOLDEMORT. I CANNOT type or write. ( A/N: Crookshanks sent this as an audiobook) I don't have a diary. And I know that Mrs. Norris is a cat, but I do NOT love her. Please do not pair me with more animals or humans. I AM SINGLE.
Sincerely,
Crookshanks
And it's over! That was PAINFUL. Review to tell me who you want, and don't forget to vote!
Thanks for reading!
-PotatoBookworm