Hiraku: -purposely trying to sound like the AOL dude- You've got mail!
Aelita: And...lots of it...
Chocochino11
HI EVERYONE!
first of all you've been saying u wanna kill fanfics so much I'm freakin sick of it. so I'll tell u right now. u already know you're a TV show, fanfics are where your fans write stories they think could happen to you guys in the future past or whatever. then they post them online and the world can read them. GET IT. GOT IT. GOOD!! (p.s. bravo to the one of u who went to kill all those perverted ones. here is some free chocolate... that is something considering i never give anyone my chocolate)
Ulrich: Uh...yeah...we don't like the perverted ones.
Yumi: Those are the ones WE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT! SHEESH!
Odd: CHOCOLATE!!!!
all: WHAT'S WITH THE SWEARING? you should know that little kids read this fanfic (yes this is all a fanfic!) and you are a bad influence. and for that i take my chocolate back
Xana: Pfft. I always swear.
Jeremie: 0o; I have a temper from the headset thing still...
Aelita: Oh, I've always been like this, you just don't see it much.
Ulrich: We aren't at school anymore.
Hiraku: I SAID THIS THING WAS RATED T FOR THEIR RESPONSES!!!!
all: my friend is writing a fanfic where all of you, cept for Ulrich, hate me. how do u feel about the fact that I'm using Sissi to get back at Odd for making you guys hate me??
All but Odd: That's cool.
Odd: Waah...
Lyoko Titan
2 questions.
Hiraku: Blackout drugs. Cafeteria ladies are so gullible. As for Xana... –holds up a shock collar and a remote-
Xana: EEK! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY SUNNOFA-
Aelita: ; shut up, Xana. –thwacks-
Lyoko Warriors: What would you do if Xana was shut down for good and you won a trip to a beach house in America? ( It's an idea for a fanfic LOL)
Jeremie: Um...I don't know.
Aelita: Programming is your life, Jeremie. Admit it.
Odd: Oh, really? I'd hit some waves! Yay!
Yumi: Frisbee, maybe teach Kiwi to catch it, too.
Ulrich: Nah, Kiwi's too dumb. I'd do some volleyball, maybe.
Aelita: What is a beach? 0o;
See ya,
Lyoko Titan
Hey Jeremie? Did you know I used to have a crush on you? But then I realized that it's SO you and Aelita. I couldn't BEAR to interfere with relationships like that, so I decided to find myself a virtual boyfriend. So I programmed myself one, called him Mitch, and put him in a fanfic.
But! Anyway. What I said above is pure bull except for liking Jeremie, so. To my questions.
Jeremie: ...Uh...-rubs back of neck-
Me: -glare- My little impy. –huggles-
Aelita: -growls- If I wasn't chained up...
Xana: Ulrich. Don't ask why.
Ulrich: 0o; -scootches away from Xana- Keep away from me.
Jeremie: WTF?! How did you go insane?! What did I say?!
Hiraku: He cracked a bit...from stress, you know...
Odd: Ahem...in your OWN words? Just because my friend loves you doesn't mean you can go crazy on me! Then again... I go crazy all the time... so... ah whatEVER!
Odd: -kittygrin- Hehe.
XANA: -through telepathy- Stop staring at Jeremie! Oh. And don't look at him like THAT!
Xana: Nani? –scratches head-
Jeremie: --; I know, I know. –thrusts Xana-infected palm at mirawriter- MEMBER THIS? HUH?
Hiraku: -cough-Just a sly ref to my story What's My Name is all-coughcough-
Yumi: Okay, so he's your brother... and you don't know how old he is...don't blame ya. I have no idea how old my cousin is. She's somewhere between three and three thousand, I know that...
Yumi: ; I don't really care, he gets on my nerves and he's nosy...yikes.
Hiroki –knocks- Yumi, are you in there?!
Everyone: 0o; -shuts up-
Hiroki: Darnit, she's not there. –wanders off-
Jeremie: Hey... you know this is a show? About cruel dilemmas? Oh...oops... FORGET I SAID ANYTHING! -takes out brainwashing machine-
Jeremie: ...Yes...I know...
Odd: Pst- a good April fools joke would be to stick Ulrich's hair up like yours and put a green sploch in it! P that's completely random and it's way past April, but anyway!
Odd: -kittygrin- I'll try it! Hahaha!
Oh and I'm not logged in at this moment... but I am mirawriter, as the author.
AussieUlrich
G'day Code Lyoko people! I have but one question. Please ignore my Australian accent.
All: If you could write a fanfiction story about us (the fans) what would it be like? Would you make complete gah-lahs out of us or what? Oh and, I LOVE YOU LYOKO MATES!
Everyone: -is stunned into silence-
Hiraku: ; I don't think they ever thought about it.
Xana: Uh...no.
Everyone else: -nods-
Hiraku: Innnnteresting...
gothgirl-narutofan
FUNNY!! i got a question!
Xana: if you try to blow up the world, then you might end up blowing the computer up too. there by, blowing yourself up. so tell me, why are you doing this? do you WANT to die?
Xana: I'm not attached to anything anymore. SUICIDE SABOTEUR! MWAHAHA!
Aelita: O...k...
Yumi: He's insane, remember?
The Knight of Laughs
Jeremie: One final warning. I have an army of 2,0,001 Turkeys, all bred in Turkey, and one penguin, born in Antarctica. I can mutate my turkeys by adding potions to their food. They can grow as big as a building, spew molten gravy, etc. etc.. You do NOT want me to send them after you. Also, I can release Mad Turkey Cow disease in France. You don't want to know what that is, trust me. So hands off Aelita. I'm Hiraku won't mind letting them turkeys in.
Jeremie: Don't...tempt...me. -grinds teeth-
Aelita: ...Calm down...both of you...
Hiraku: 'sup? If you need help containing the gang here, I can send some of my guard turkeys to help. the only payment I want is to rip Jeremie limb from limb and take Aelita.
Hiraku: Hi! Uh, don't worry. -glances at freaked-out Aelita and a very, very, VERY furious Jeremie- I'm uh, ok.
Ulrich: Getting tired of the Sas-gay stuff yet?
Ulrich: No. Sasugay sounds better.
I think you should call him Sasugay.
Ulrich: Told joo.
Sounds better. Anyway, -hands food- so you don't starve, and, -hands him a Wii- Nintendo pwns.
Ulrich: YAY! -whacks Xana on the head first thing-
Hiraku: o0; -playing the Lyoko DS game- AH! THEY'RE TALKING TO ME!! HELP!!!!
-throws it across the room-
Odd: Your hair is pretty awesome. The Halloween after the next Halloween, I going as you. -grin-
Odd: Hehe, thanks! What, go as me? Well...why not? The world could use more Odd.
Yumi: Yeah. More insensitive people who like to watch TV and who sleep in class with stinky feet. We need more of that. :P
Aelita: My sweet, why go with Jeremie? Its obvious he's in cahoots with XANA.
Jeremie: AM NOT! -bites KOL's finger-
Join me, my darling, and together we can slay XANA. (and make lots of babies) Wha? IGNORE THAT PART!
Aelita: 0o; -screams and faints-
Jeremie: RAAAAAAAAARGH!!! -rips off chains and chases KOL around the room-
Hiraku: AHH!!! KENNY3, 4, AND 5!!!!
All three Kenny clones: -trip Jeremie and tie him up-
Yumi: Besides Sissi, who is the character you would most likely get into a naked mud wrestle with?
Yumi: ...0o ew, yuck. PERVERT. -slaps-
XANA: Dude, your making a mistake. Here, First, you possess Aelita, than you-
Xana: Yeah, push 'em over the cliff into the Digi-sea. Been there, done that, failed. Somehow. I think it was Franz again.
Hiraku: YAY! FRANZ! xD
Hiraku: Huh? -watches Lyoko Titan come back-
I forgot a few things thing in my last review.
Jeremie: I know you like Aelita, so here is something for you. (Takes out sword) This sword is able to repel anything of The Knight of Laughs', especially his turkeys.
Jeremie: Thank you! Yay! -swings sword around and (like Ulrich) nearly decapitates Xana-
Ulrich: (Gives Ulrich a special upgraded katana)This has two uses. 1: to brainwash anyone. 2: to win against Sasuke on Lyoko.
Ulrich: YES! YES! FINALLY!!!!
Aelita: Tell Jeremie you like him! It's really obvious.
Aelita: Uhhhmmm... -glances at KOL, then shivers- Not while he's around.
Yumi: (gives a hypnotizer that only works on Ulrich) This is to make sure he doesn't abuse the sword.
Yumi: Ok. Thank you! This may be hard though cause he's fast...both on Earth and Lyoko...
Ulrich: 0o; pretty colors...
Odd: What is your real name?!?!
Odd: Odd Della Robbia...Odd means 'tip of a sword' in Norway...and stuff...
Xana: You are going to kill me. (Cuts all of his links to Lyoko, making Xana a true human) Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Xana: Oh yeah! Forgot! -turns into gaseous form-
Hiraku: Too bad :P -sprays with water-
Xana: Blagh! -turns back into human manifestation-
Hiraku:(Gives shield that only protects him from Ulrich's sword) This way, they can't get out early.
Hiraku: Thank you! -takes- Hey! I'm a girl, not a dude!
All: I hate M or bad fanfics rated T that gives any hint of bad things. People shouldn't do that.
Aelita: My thoughts exactly.
Everyone else: I second that.
Well, Good-bye,
Lyoko Titan
MasteroftheForce
Here's my questions for the poor, trapped, characters of Code Lyoko:
XANA: You are a freaking supervirus in a freaking supercomputer. Shouldn't you be smarter than the Lyoko warriors?
Xana: Doesn't mean I know how to operate power...
Hiraku: Yeah, me and Jeremie should know.
Jeremie: Mmph! -still tied up-
Odd: What kind of dog is Kiwi? And you're deranged. XD.
Odd: Hmmm...I don't know, I think he may be a Toy Fox Terrier...and yes, I pride myself on being deranged.
Ulrich: Like that recipe you came up with...ew.
Jeremie: Mph. (Yuck.)
Jeremy: Install Windows Vista to annoy XANA, heh heh heh...
Jeremie: Mmp mmph! (Will do!)
Aelita: Hold on... -begins to untie Jeremie-
Yumi: Aelita! Don't! -tackles Aelita and drags her away from Jeremie-
Jeremie: -glares at Yumi-
PS: Hiraku, get the flamethrower and torch Xana, or else I'm coming in with a lightsaber and The FORCE! (LOL, MasteroftheForce, heh heh XD)
Hiraku: WOOT! -torches Xana-
Xana: -cough cough- Ow...it hurts. -winces in pain while pointing at third-degree burns on his arms-
Pink Kitsune Lover
Everyone: Hello.
Aelita: You dating Yumi stories are not as bad as you dating Sissi stories, and those actually exist. Oh yeah, why does your mother have pink hair like you do? And if you had a daughter, would her hair be pink, too?
Aelita: AWGH.
Ulrich: Ew...
Xana: Oh...that's wrong...xP
Aelita: I don't know. It's genetic I guess.
Hiraku: NATURAL BUBBLE-GUM PINK HAIR!!! -rants w/self over how that's not possible-
Aelita: T.T it depends when I grow up.
Jeremie: 0o; Uhhhh...
Yumi: --; I'm not a vampire. Seriously. I check my closet for them every night.
Jeremie: Mmph mph mmmp mphmmmph... (We learned something new today...)
Jeremy: Some people make stories with you dating Yumi. MORON MORON MORON MORON! F--k you!
Jeremie: MMPH MMMMHPPHM!!!
Hiraku: 00; holy crap, Jeremie...
Ulrich: 0o; holy...
Odd: SEXINESS! (Glomps)
Odd: -is glomped- YAY!!!
Xana: Hello.
Xana: Boo. Mofo.
ArtemisBlack555
Odd- SQUEE! -glomps- I love you! when (or if)you get out, will you go out with me? PLEASE! -gives fudge-
Odd: Uh...I don't know, there are a lot of other girls on me who /will/ murder me...ooh, fudge!
Hiraku: Here, sheesh. -lets Odd eat the fudge-
Xana- You're awesome, not as cool as Odd, but cooler than everyone else.
Xana: ...huh?
Yumi: xD Xana doesn't know what cool means apparently.
Xana: No...I learned how some kid bought a train station.
Hiraku: Stop going to whatever website you're going to! No more Animal Crossing!
Bye!! -glomps Odd again-
Odd: YAY FOR GLOMPS!
Aechigo
This is where u leave suggestions, right? if so i would like 2 either push together Jeremie n Aelita n like make them 'accidentally' kiss or something or tell Aelita that if she doesn't make a move on Jeremie soon, someone else is gonna snatch him up: like me!
Jeremie: -sweatdrop- Mmph! (Help!)
Hiraku and Aelita: NO WAY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Aelita: HEY.
Hiraku: I can like the computer nerd too. U.U
Yumi and Ulrich 4eva
Ulrich: Here, I feel generous. - Teleports into a room full of sas-gay dummies and clones, gives Katana- Oh yeah -SquishyGlomp-Bye. - Runs out of room like a mad woman-
Ulrich: Uh...thanks... -goes around slashing everything like a crazy person with his five katanas- HEHEHEHEH!!!
Xana: Haha, senseless violence. It's funny. -laughs hysterically at the insane Ulrich-
Hiraku: Uh oh...-watching him through a window- He's going mad...YUMI-SAMA!
Yumi: -forces Ulrich to fall asleep with her hypnotizer-
Hiraku: There. -drags comatose Ulrich out of the room and shackles him once more- Yumi, I'll let you go first. Unless you screw up.
Yumi: YAY!
Yumi: JAPAN RULEZ! I wanna go there before I die. Did you see the Banned Pokemon episode? The one that caused the seizures?
Yumi: -watching Electric Soldier Porygon- Yeah, it's this one. Nothing happens to me though.
Jeremie: Meanie! -Punches lights out-
Odd: HEY! Don't kick my friend while he's down! Or...punch him...
Aelita: Ur my friends fave person.
Aelita: Thank you!
Jeremie: Mpmmh. (Lucky.)
Odd: KIWI IZ SO KWL! o I want one!
Odd: It's a...a...I think Kiwi is a Toy Fox Terrier. If you want one like him.
Kiwi: -barks-
Odd: Shhhh.
Jeremie: Mmmph mph. (Stupid dog.)
Kenny3: (in Kennyspeak) Dude, you sound like that guy from "Courage the Cowardly Dog."
Jeremie: Mmph mph!
Hiraku: JEREMIE! I LIKE THAT SHOW TOO!!!
xin567
XD lol thnx for answering
Hiraku: No prob, it's just my job.
Jeremie: yes goddammit!
Jeremie: -blush-
Aelita: Heehee!
Aelita: did u just t call me an idiot?! because if u did, well , I don't blame u. i AM sort of idiotic and full of randomness! rock on!
Aelita: Sorry to disappoint, but I didn't, it was to Xana...
Xana: WHAT?!!! -kicks Aelita-
Jeremie: HEY!
Xana: ...um... but u never appeared on the show so how could i identify u?
Xana: Hmph...
Yumi: She's got a point...hehe, you hate it when that happens don't you.
Ulrich: u SO know what the hell im talking bout. u always go gaga on her
Ulrich: ...
Yumi: -snaps fingers-
Ulrich: -wakes up- I DIDN'T FRAME JEREMIE FOR THE WATER INCIDENT!!!
Odd, Aelita, and Hiraku: WHAT?!!
Jeremie: Mmph mph ph. (Told you so.)
Yumi: -hands flowers and a small kiss on the cheek- least IM making a move, Ulrich!
Yumi: Oh...is this for me?
Ulrich: GRAAAHH!!!
Hiraku: No Ulrich...don't do that.
Xana: -points at tied-up and gagged Jeremie-
Ulrich: -sits down- Tch, dammit.
Wolfgirl88 -
First, I want to say Yumi, Do not kill me! Please? Now on to the questions.
Xana: Pretty crappy...
Yumi- hi, what's your fav. food?
Yumi: I love ramen and for some strange reason, mahi-mahi.
Aelita: Ooh, that stuff is good.
Xana: Bleh. I had that before...
Yumi: 0o;
Ulrich- Do you like parrots?
Ulrich: Uh...not really. They talk too much. Like Odd.
Odd: DO NOT.
Odd- how's kiwi doing? plus what's your fav. subject?
Odd: Well, Kiwi's right here, he's asleep. I like Lunch!
Xana: IDIOT! Choose a real subject.
Odd: Art.
I also want to give you all a cherry soda except for odd who gets LemonLime. anyway byebye 4 now.
Ulrich: Uh...uh...
Yumi: -cries-
Jeremie: Mmph mph. (Uh oh...)
Odd: Yikes. Thanks for the sodas...I think...
Wolfgirl88
Thank Kami For Vacation
Everyone: Hello.
Aelita: You have a lot of fans, you know that right? By the way, I thought you might like this. (gives picture of Aelita and Jeremy asleep together under a tree)
Aelita: Why, thank you! -glances at it and blushes- I'll keep it somewhere safe.
Jeremie: YAY!
Ulrich: Hey. Pink Kitsune Lover told me you would like this. (give picture of a headless Sas-gay)
Ulrich: Yeah! Heehee.
Yumi: Hi. Isn't Naruto stuff found in ramen besides an anime character?
Yumi: I don't know...never really cared for that stuff.
Odd: HI THERE HANDSOME! (glomps)
Odd: I never get tired of glomping! xD
Xana: Hello. Pink Kitsune Lover told me not to make you mad. She said doing that would be the stupidest thing to ever do.
Xana: -nods- Yeah it would.
Hiraku: 0o; he will stalk you when you go home...then he will possess your goldfish and make it float upside down in the air...
Xana: STOP READING THE FAR SIDE!!!
Jeremy: Why are you so possessive of Aelita? Why are so overprotective of her? It gets on her nerves, dumbass.
Jeremie: -glares- O RLY?
Hiraku: I know why!
Xana: Nah, I know. He said that it's because HE FRIGGIN LOVES HER!!!!
Jeremie: -blush-
Aelita: -blush-
Xana: --; duh. Obvious.
RadiantBeam
Questions!
Yumi: I don't want to think about that...
Aelita: Okay, so... you pretty much admitted to Odd that you "like Jeremie a lot" or something like that. SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HIM YET? Jeez...
Aelita: Fine! Fine! I LOVE YOU, JEREMIE! Happy?!
Jeremie: --;
Jeremie: Same goes, smart boy. WHY HAVEN'T YOU SAID ANYTHING TO AELITA YET? It's not like she'd say no...
Jeremie: Mmph mph mmmph mppmh... (Tied up at the moment...)
Hiraku: Too bad. You're going to stay that way till the end of the chapter.
Jeremie: -cries- Mmpg mphmhp pmhph? (Why do you pick on me?)
Hiraku: Uh...I don't know...
Ulrich: How come in a lot of fanfics you're always emo and depressed?
Ulrich: I DON'T KNOW!!! -goes off into ranting-
Aelita: Uh...you can...uh...stop...
Odd: Are you really serious about Sam, or is that just a passing thing?
Odd: I don't know...
Hiraku: xD if this was 'You can't Say That on Television', you'd all be like drenched in slime.
::RedGatomon::
Aelita: Do you wear contacts?
Aelita: No. I've got regular eyesight. xP
Everyone: ...Nani?
Hiraku: Do you like Digimon?
Hiraku: Pokemon vs. Digimon...POKEMON WINS. xP
Aelita: It's so obvious that you an Jeremy are made for each other. Why don't you just tell him? Also, if Hiraku says "no" about my last question, kick Hiraku in the head.
Aelita: -grins and kicks Hiraku in head-
Hiraku: HOLY SHIT! -rubs head- AELITA, DAMN YOU! -throws a drinking glass at her-
Aelita: OW! MY HEAD! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!
Hiraku: XANA FETCH!
Xana: -chases Aelita around the room laughing like a maniac-
Aelita: I only know about 1 person that has an unusual(excuse my expression if I hurt your feelings) hair color. Miyako "Yolei" Inoue. There are no other people because I hate Naruto.
Aelita: That's NICE! -hides behind Yumi-
Xiaolindragonofenergy
Kay... Couple of Questions... First of All, OMG I LUV U ODD! and second, COOKIES!
Odd: Oh Lord! Another fangirl...hahaha... -sweatdrops- What am I gonna say to the other girls?! I'm so doomed!
Ulrich/Yumi- Why don't you just fess up to each other that you are in love? I MEAN COME ON!
-Regains composure-
Ulrich: We're...
Yumi: Just friends!
Ulrich: Damn you...and your ability to finish my sentences...
Yumi: GASP! -slaps Ulrich-
oh yeah, and DIE XANA
-Chucks bombs at him-
Xana: MEEP! -ducks-
Luv u Odd!
(Nice Fic Hiraku)
XDOE
lyoko-scipio-1114
I really like this! On with my questions:
Ulrich: Uh...I don't know what she thinks about me though...
Yumi: Can you honestly say that you and Ulrich aren't PERFECT for each other? Seriously?
Yumi: Ummm...
Xana: Here comes the quiet part! xP
Odd: What is your relationship with Sam? You two really need to see each other more!
Odd: -sigh- I would like to, but she not here anymore...
Jeremie: Mpmhmpmh. (Thank God.)
XANA: I really think that YOU'RE the main reason why Ulrich and Yumi don't get together! 99.9 of the time, you attack when they're about to get together! Curse you!
Xana: MWAHAHAHA! Curse me all you want...
Ulrich: KARMA, XANA. KARMA.
Xana: Fk karma.
Aelita: What would you say your relationship is with Jeremie? Do you think that you two will EVER go out?
Aelita: ...I'm done. That's it. I'm done for today.
Odd: Who do you like better: Sam or another girl? Why? I prefer you with Sam, the two of you are so perfect for each other in my eyes!
Odd: I don't know...the girls here are nice too...heehee.
Hiraku: WELL! We're gonna play some Clock Tower now...NO! THE SCISSORMAN WILL GETCHA!!!
Aelita: Aww...he killed you.
Hiraku: DAMN! -restarts computer-
Xana: 0o; hope they don't restart me, man...