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Chapter 11: Kirby!

News traveled quickly, even aliens will notice it. Obviously the green lights have spread around the universe and unsuspecting aliens will be either aware of it or dead. Among those warned is Kirby in Dream Land. Kirby had been walking around staring at the night sky, looking at the stars. He noticed an unusual green light and kept an eye of it. Soon he saw the light get bigger and bigger and bigger until he realized that it's coming towards him. He started doing somersaults, in hopes that this "star" (he thinks it's a star) will notice him and take him to see the entire universe. He did a somersault to the left, then right, then right again, then left, then right, then...BOOOOM! Kirby was about to start somersaulting to his left when the green light collided on his left, and in case you haven't noticed, that location was his original position. He would have been toast. However, a flower in the very spot where Kirby originallysat shrivelled up and died. Kirby witnessed what has happened and ran to the palace to warn the others.

Now in the palace, there are two sections. One goes to the king's room. The other goes into the... food room.Kirby headed towards the king's room, opened a door and entered slowly intothe room.

King DDD sat in front of the throne, talking to a friend of Kirby's: Meta Knight. Both must have been talking about something useless, because the moment Kirby came in, they stopped and looked at Kirby with those something-that-we-can-actually-talk-about looks.

Kirby started to speak. "Poyo!" Kirby greeted, waving his arms. (note: I just made up a language for Kirby. It's gibberish)

"Hello, Kirby. Anything interesting?" the King asked, hoping that it was actually interesting.

"Doy." Kirby said and nods.

"Well, tell us." Meta Knight asked.

"Dwabble doy." Kirby shook his head.

"Why not?" DDD asked.

"Dwobble baw bawbble bon dabble" Of course, King DDD couldn't understand Kirby. He only understood Kirby before because of the gestures.

"What?" Kind DDD exclaimed."Meta Knight, you're the translator, so translate!" Meta Knight obliged.

"According to Kirby, he was walking down a pavement..." Meta Knight translated.

"Bon wawm coku." Kirby finished. Meta Knight was about to translate but then he looked back at Kirby again with a face that has a are-you-serious look. The king, however, got impatient.

"Well?"

Meta Knight then looked back at the king.

"And he wants cookies."

"Are you joking?" DDD asked. Meta Knight then looked at Kirby again.

"Me or Kirby?" he asked. DDD sighed.

"Both." he said simply.

"I'm the translator, so I didn't do anything wrong."

"So Kirby's joking?" DDD asked.

"Not really."

"Okay, he can have some cookies, but later." DDD said. Kirby was delighted.

"But I want cookies too." Meta Knight complained.

"What!"

"Can I?" Meta Knight asked.

"Yeah, okay, sure. But for now tell us what happened, Kirby."

"Baw cak frawn lita a boe."

"As I was saying, he was walking down a pavement when he noticed a strange light..." Meta Knight translated.

"And?" DDD asked.

"Ban bwabble dabble fron tobal GWABBLE!" Kirby exclaimed and nearly fainted.

"He started doing somersaults-" Meta Knight began.

"Wait, what?" DDD shouted. "Why would he do that?"

"Because he felt like it! Anyways... what was I saying?"

"Kirby started doing somersaults for no apparent reason and..."

"Oh! Kirby started doing somersaults when the light nearly hit him!"

"Oh my god!" DDD shouted.

"Cab dwab haf bod." Kirby stated.

"What did he say?" DDD asked Meta Knight.

"Kirby said that you don't have one."

"Have what?"

"Never mind." the knight said.

"Cobble wabble a lopad popalad!" Kirby exclaimed again.

"He said that we better find the source and settle it down before more of these lights kill more of us!" Meta Knight said.

"Wait." DDD said."It kills things?"

"Doy." Kirby said with anod.

"Yes." translated Meta Knight.

"I didn't need to know that from you, Meta Knight." DDD yelled.

"Sorry."

"Now Kirby, do you have proof?"

"Doy. Laf pog flor lopad."

"He witnessed that the same light had killed a flower." Meta Knight said. DDD stood up.

"Fine, I believe you! But this has better not be a trick, you know."

Kirby, Meta Knight and DDD went to the other section to the food room. However, the sign said "Doof."

"Alright, who reversed the word?" DDD asked. No one answered.

The three characters continued through the room. It was full of food, from cookies to bread to... whatever you say.

"Now, where is that passage?" DDD murmured to himself as he searched around the room.

"Could it be this one?" Meta Knight asked. There was a sign that said "Secret Passage This Way!" with an arrow pointing below it.

"Yeah, that's it." DDD said and walked into a passage that was hidden behind some food.The other two followed.

Soon the passageway was dark.

Too dark.

Kirby was so scared, he ran ahead of them. Five seconds later, he was ahead of them.

Too ahead.

"Kirby, you missed the turn!" DDD shouted.

The response was silent.

Too silent.

Finally, Kirby came back running and went into the turn. He was fast.

Too fast.

Then DDD and Meta Knight followed. After five seconds of walking after they went around the turn, there was abig space.

Too big.

Now, there was three Warp Stars. Theyseemed to bein a straight line.

Too-

"You should know that that 'too' thing is really annoying now." DDD said.

"Who are you talking too?" Meta Knight asked.

"Oh... umm, myself." DDD answered.

So they went onthe three warp stars and zoomed to Westopolis. Kirby went first, Meta Knight went second, and DDD third.

And strangely enough, they know where the light is coming from.

Too-

"Shut up!" DDD exclaimed before he zoomed off.

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You know, I think DDD has a point.

Two-

"Shut up!"

Where did that come from?

Anyways, two-

"Shut UP!"

It's two as in the number, whoever you are!

"Oh."

So, two things to mention.

One, the war that I mentioned in the summary is coming... soon.

Too...Hah!

Anyways, too-

"SHUT UP!"

Damn it.

Okay, so the second thing is that there will be several more chapters about what happens before the war begins and after Vol-

Okay, I probably shouldn't have said that.