Playin' with my hair right now. Hello, to all, this is Dare!
"Nice job Gir,"
"Dawwww, thanks Dare,"
"I said that I'd take you home about now so let's go," I grabbed Gir's pack for him. He took it.
"Ya sure you don't want waffles?"
"No, I already ate; sorry,"
"Ya know, I think you should ask Zim out someday," That came at me unexpectedly.
"No, no, he hates me,"
"No he doesn't," We started walking down to Zim's house, "he likes you!"
"Pft, yeah right," I retorted.
"No honestly, you two look so cute!"
"... Thanks Gir; m'kay we're here, I'll see you in two days?"
"OK!" He rang the doorbell.
Zim opened it, "Hey Gir, come," Gir went inside. "Dare, listen, I think it would be nice if we were..." he said this like he was in pain, "ffrrrieeennnddsssss together..." He was waiting for me to respond.
I blushed a little, "Oh, ummm, sure that's good,"
"OK, I'll see you,"
"See you Zim,"
He walked off his porch but stared at the freaky looking garden gnomes. They were really creeping me out.
Out of nowhere, one gnome came towards me a little. I yelped and used a strong kick on it. The head shattered and I crippled the torso.
But I'd just noticed that my foot had morphed into a lion's claw. On my feet, they look more like fuzzy boots.
I quickly morphed into full human and sprinted before Zim found out what happened to my foot and the gnome.
Aww shit, I am SOOOOOO busted for this! I thought.