Chaos is just around the corner. Enjoy!

By the way, angelbott, I'm glad you like this story. Hope you keep reading it until the end (even though I don't know how many chapters I'll do for this! XD

A few hours since I've met Mayumi Kurosawa, I was at the Yorozuya place as usual, minding my own business. I kind of wanted to see her again, and I didn't think it would be bad at all visiting her again. That is, if I remembered where her house was.

First, it was sunny, then, like I said, a few hours after I had arrived back at the Yorozuya's, it suddenly started raining. It seemed that the clouds were forming a bit quickly. But once rain starts, it can't be stopped until it stops on it's own.

This sucks. Why is it raining now? I thought, staring out the window, resting my head on my hand.

I was actually sitting (Well, kneeling) in Gintoki's spinning chair, the one with wheels. Gintoki was out getting a parfait, Shinpachi was at his home with Otae, and for some reason, I was a little worried that she was going to cook up something burned again. But then again, Shinpachi would probably cook, even though he may not be the best cook. Well, rather have him cook than Otae.

So it was just Kagura and me. She was sitting on one the couches (Where else would she be?) with her legs crossed, and one arm was on the top of the couch, and the other, or should I say pinkie, was in her nose, and had blank eyes.

Kagura asked me with an unusual tone, "Oi, Madison-Chan. What do you think we should do today while Gin-Chan and Geek-San are out?"

I was still kneeling on the chair, and spun it around to see Kagura. I then said, "If you're talking about Shinpachi, he told us that he was going to be at home all day. Don't you remember?"

Kagura tapped her chin as she pulled her pinkie out of her nostril. She replied, "I do, but I have too many things in my head, so I forget easily, uh-huh."

"Okay then. Anyways, I don't know what we should do. And I know that watching the rain pour doesn't really kill my time. It pretty much wastes my time."

She brought out a piece of her favorite food, Sukonbu. She then chewed on it, and I finally sat down in the chair. I crossed my legs as well, thinking on what I or the two of us could do to kill time. Gintoki left about ten minutes ago, and no one knows how long he'll be gone. He is a parfait, if not, a sugar addict, which is pretty obvious.

I thought, I can't do anything outside since it's raining.

I gave out a sigh or boredom, and wondered some more. I gave out blank eyes as well as Kagura. It was silent, except Kagura was still chewing on the sour food they call Sukonbu.

Just as I was getting bored out of my skull, a knock came at the door. I blinked, and wondered who it was. So I got up from Gintoki's chair, and walked towards the door. Kagura didn't look like she gave a crap. I didn't understand why, but I didn't care anyways.

Kagura said, "Maybe it's the Sukonbu delivery guy." I guess she did give a crap.

I chuckled, and shook my head. "I doubt it, Kagura-Chan."

She made a pout, but I rolled my eyes and ignored her pout. I continued to walk to the front door, and swiftly opened it.

As I opened it completely, there stood Hasegawa and Katsura (Or Zura, his nickname, even though he always corrects people). They were both pushing each other, calling each other names, and nearly punched one or the other.

Hasegawa exclaimed at Katsura, "Get the hell off of me, you long-haired dumbass!"

Katsura exclaimed back, "Not long-haired dumbass, it's Katsura!"

I blinked and shed a sweat drop. I asked the two of them, "What do you two need?" They both stopped as soon as they heard my voice. Their clothes weren't torn, and they were wet, obviously from the rain that was pouring.

Katsura looked at me for one second, and he opened his eyes widely. He knitted his brows, and told me, "I remember you! You're...er, what was it?" He scratched his head, not recalling my name the last time, and first time, I've met him at Otae's bar.

I reminded him, "It's Madison."

"Oh, right. I remember you! You're Madison!"

Kagura noticed the noise, and she exclaimed, "Oi! Zura! I'm trying to enjoy my Sukonbu!"

"It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" He corrected Kagura and pointed at her.

I asked the two, "Anyways, what're you doing here?"

Hasegawa set his hand on the back of his head, and answered, "Well, since it's raining hard outside, I was wondering if I could stay here until the rain stops."

I blinked, and informed Hasegawa, "I don't know how to tell you this, but Gintoki's not here."

"Really?"

"Yeah. But I could let you in, and wait until Gintoki gets back."

He showed a small smile, as he adjusted his sunglasses. I think he looks better with his glasses on than without his glasses because he has small eyes, like Gintoki.

Katsura shouted at me, "Hey! Why're you ignoring me? Madao's not the only person standing in this stupid doorway!"

Hasegawa turning to Katsura again, and exclaimed, "Don't call me Madao! How about I call you long-haired dumbass again?"

"I'm Katsura, stupid!"

"Oho, you call me stupid?"

Just as they were about to fight again, Kagura dashed at the two, and landed both her hands on the sides of their head, and pushed them together, bonking each other.

Kagura shouted, "I CAN'T ENJOY MY PEACE AND QUIET WITH YOU TWO BITCHING!"

Katsura and Hasegawa finally stopped yelling, and I told him, "Come in."

They both came in the Yorozuya place, and sat down on the other couch. Katsura made a pout, and pretended that Hasegawa wasn't even here. Hasegawa pretty much ignored Katsura as well, only he slapped him slightly, pretending that he didn't do it.

Katsura kept arguing with Hasegawa, "Why the hell did you slap me?"

"Huh? Did I slap you?" Hasegawa asked sarcastically. Katsura had two anger marks on his head, and clenched his teeth.

Katsura yelled, "Don't lie, you ass! I know it was you! You were right beside me!"

"Maybe it was a ghost!"

"I'm taking your sunglasses!" Katsura swiftly grabbed Hasegawa's sunglasses, which were actually special to him. He's been always wearing them everyday, even when it's night. He's like Bansai Kawakami, only Hasegawa occasionally takes them off in public, I think.

He exclaimed, "Hey, wait! Those belong to me!" He tried to reach out to grab them back but Katsura was backing away from him.

"Hahaha! At last, I have finally took the item from the sunglasses hanger!" Katsura exclaimed idiotically.

Hasegawa replied with a shout, "OI! I'M NOT A GODDAMN HANGER! IF I WAS, I WOULDN'T BE TALKING!"

"Perhaps very few hangers talk!"

"BULLSHIT!"

I began to get all irritated, and was getting sick of the two idiots yelling and arguing over the stupidest thing. Kagura was getting irritated too.

Katsura put Hasegawa's sunglasses on, and his eyes couldn't be seen for a second. He said, "Whoa. These are too dark. I don't see why you wear these in the dark." Katsura then took them off, and tossed it back to him, not caring at all.

Both of them began to punch their stomach, biting their arms, and doing chaotic crap.

There, I was at my limit. I couldn't take it anymore, so I snapped.

"YOU TWO! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

They immediately stopped, but were still grabbing each other's clothes.

I was heading for the phone, and grabbed the phone up a few inches to my ear just hearing the long beep. I shouted at them again, "IF YOU TWO DON'T KNOCK IT OFF, I'M KICKING HASEGAWA OUT, AND CALLING THE SHINSENGUMI TO LET THEM KNOW THAT KATSURA KOTARO'S HERE!"

They let go of their clothes, but Katsura didn't look scared at all. He exclaimed as he pointed at me, "Don't you dare call the Shinsengumi!"

"Then shut your mouth, and stop arguing with Hasegawa, bastard," I replied with an angry look on my face. I had set the phone down, but I was making sure that they wouldn't fight again.

Katsura corrected, "Not bastard, it's Katsura."

They were quiet afterwards. Katsura still made a pout, but Hasegawa seemed to calm down because he didn't look mad anymore. Probably because he didn't want to sit in a box in the rain, since boxes would get soaked anyways.

A little bit after, Gintoki finally came back. He set his umbrella down and saw the two pouts (Well, Katsura made more of a pout), and blinked his dead-fish eyes.

"Why are these two here?" He asked, pointing at them. Katsura turned his head, and grinned a bit.

He stood up, and shook hands with Gintoki. "Gintoki-San. I'm glad you're back. Tell Madao to get off my property."

Hasegawa flipped out, "I came here for a reason!"

"Piss off!"

Gintoki hit Katsura's head, and Katsura set both his hands on his head. Gintoki told him with a mad face, "You don't live here. I should tell you to piss off."

Hasegawa stood up as well, and told Gintoki why he was in the Yorozuya home.

"And because it's raining out, I wanted to be here until the rain stops."

Gintoki picked his ear with his pinkie, and at first, I thought he wasn't listening, but seconds later, his pinkie was out of his ear, and he blew the crap off his pinkie, and told Hasegawa, "I refuse to have a stinky Madao in this house. You should stay in the rain that way the stink will wear off."

It was basically true, but staying in the rain without an umbrella can make a person have a cold.

Hasegawa exclaimed, "Oi! Why're you so mean?"

Katsura laughed loud, and exclaimed, "HAHAHA! Now you'll be out in the streets again!"

Gintoki turned to Katsura. He informed him, "Zura, you're getting out too."

"Say what?"

Gintoki grabbed Katsura on the butt (His clothes, I mean), and said, "Oi, Kagura. Could you get Hasegawa-San?"

"Sure I can, uh-huh," Kagura answered while she grabbed Hasegawa by the pants.

Gintoki and Kagura both walked out of the door, and kicked the two loud mouths, I mean, Katsura is a loud mouth and Hasegawa is a Madao, by the ass. I then didn't see them anymore.

As the two came back in, and closed the door, Kagura patted her hands, and Gintoki asked me, "Madison-Chan. Why did you let the two idiots in?"

Without hesitation, I answered, "Because they would've got a cold, and since you kicked them out, they'll get colds without a doubt."

He sighed deeply. He scratched his head, and for some reason, he didn't even yell at me, or even make an argument with me. Kagura sat back down, and pretended that nothing had happened.

Gintoki drank some strawberry milk, and I was back to being all bored.

Well, at least I killed a bit of time.

Well, I'm feeling (almost) all better, except I still have some coughs. But it's nothing too serious. :D

So Madison didn't have to introduce herself to Hasegawa because she reminded Katsura her name. XD

By the way, I kind of want to write an arc for this. No, it's not an arc from the actual Gintama series, it's a made-up arc by myself. ^^

Hope you enjoyed chapter 11! Please review! :)