Last time, Lucario found out his aura is picking up some marijuana vibes but he doesn't know what is triggering it. Also, CTH is holding a picnic but MegaMan got abducted! What is Cia mad about and how will HTK handle it?

Chapter 10: the dank deity themselves!

"But Doctor...How can I stop this power before it unleashes and almost kill everyone?" Lucario said as he looked at Pichu, whose ass is baked AF.

"You can't stop this kush power!" informed, He went over to the computer and started to run some tests. " Lucario, the velocity of your punch is about 2.5 m/s! That's incrediblely fast! 12 bricks can be punched in there! You can literally get a whole stadium high!"

Lucario yelped, "I can get that many people high?" The prestigious doctor nodded which made Lucario stunned.

The Doctor then changed his facial expression, "But watch out for the dank deity, she's very power-hungry and will try to control your weed powers."

"Dank Deity? But how?" Lucario was puzzled, who is this dank goddess?

exhaled and sat Lucario down to tell him the Lore of the Kush Goddess;

"Once, far away in $wAGMAST3R LAND, Lord Snoop wanted a new council. He realized that his fresh council men spent all the coin money on Baja Blast Mountain Dew fountains and hookers and Snoop needed to pay the utilities bills in God Jesus's house. A Deity then stepped in, She wanted to help but Snoop needed to surrender his Dank powers. Snoop blindly agreed but the goddess transformed him into a weed staff and she still uses it to this day."

Lucario looked at his paws, his aura was that powerful. "Dank Goddess? How can I stop her?"

Doctor Mario shook his head: "You can't, she's that damn powerful! Snoop's weed power was the same amount of God, Jesus, Billy Mays, Copy That and Omanyte's powers combined!" shook Lucario, "Watch out for her! She can and will kill you for your supreme weed power!"

The Pokemon looked at the ground, worried, this was gonna be a long day.

"Let me go! You are the evil people Pit warned me about!" MegaMan shouted while he was wiggling, trying to escape.

Cia crackled, she then crouched down to meet with the Robot's height. "That's right! Now shut the fuck up before I decide to throw you in the river! and Later, your little ~lovey dovey angel~ can join you as well! "

Lucina got out of the car, "Hey Cia, are you sure it's in there? Lucina quickly pointed at the entrance of the Cute Toot House.

Cia nodded as she filed her EVIL nails, "MariotehDickHead and Hyrule's Bitchy McSlut of the Year did put it here."

The swordwoman walked up the door, the frame was pink as well as the knob, purely disgusting. She let out a mild "eww" reaction to the colour choices the house was decorated in. But thankfully, the house was easier to differ from other houses so when ever they want to do stuff like this, they know where to go. Lucina twisted the knob but it wouldn't go further, "It's locked.." She glanced at MegaMan and grabbed him, "Hey! Open this door!"

MegaMan then glared at the two HTK members, "Why should i ? I don't help evil people! Wait till Pit heards about this!"

Cia mocked MegaMan's words, "wait till I get my boyfriend~~~then after that I'm gonna have sex with him while imagining him as Andrew Jackson!" She started to make kisses noises which made the cyborg cringed.

Lucina said fuck it and barged the door down, "They deserve of have every single thing in this hell hole to be broken but umm, I'm actually really happy so meh. Alright Cia, go get the gem. They won't probably be back till like later in the day."

This gave Cia a wide smile, "Lucina..do you wanna pay those fat fucks a visit? Misery loves company y'know." The swordwoman smirked, nothing was really happening and since they were banned for a week from the mall since the dickcannon incident; they liked to fuck with people, especially fat weaboos. "Lol, let's do it."

"BeRNICE! THE STOVE!" Falco screamed, the gang tried making some food but ROSALINA decided to try baking on HIGH.

"Ahh my stars! I sorry I thought the timer only went up to 9 minutes!" Little Mac steamed, " NO COUNTRY BITCH! THATS 9 HOURS WTF iS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Bowser tried fanning but the stove officially exploded, everyone ducked.

"Well..I think gravy n' biscuits is not on tonight's menu.." Rosalina tried to make light of the situation.

"REALLY, YOU THINK ?!" the gang said at Rosalina.

Samus and Fox walked in, "What the hell happened?" The bounty hunter and co-pilot looked at the gang on the floor.

"Heh,heh...I tried making southern food but ehhh I don't really have experience with electiric stoves..." Rosalina explained as she brushed herself off. Bernice stepped in, "Baby girl, let me take care of it next time because you have senor metal over there calling it, "El Diablo" or something."

Meta Knight was in fetal position, reciting a Spanish prayer over and over.

Everyone started to clean up the disaster. Including Reckless safety dude, he is kinda reckless..

Somewhere in $WAGMa$T3R LAND...

A goddess, of vibrant blond hair, stood on a cloud. "I sense power.." She sniffed, "dank power.." She started to lick her lips, what an easy catch~

She dropped down from her cloud to land on the ground. She quietly laughed to herself and her theme song, DankStorm by DankRude started to play. Her staff kept twitching and it was calling it to the powerful weed power.

"C'mon Lord Snoop, work your magic kush sensor!" The goddess held the staff high, beaming a greenish hue to the sky, which turned into an arrow. "Ah-hah! Wait..that's Pit's place? Who would be having weed at that place, they're all good kids and shit! I s2g , pit put himself in time-out one time because he said "crap"!" The goddess shrugged and walked towards the smash mansion.

Back at the medical room, Pichu's eyes went back to normal, he stopped being high and stupid.

"L-lucario, what happened?" Pichu said weak-like, he was still hurt from the massive punch.

" Uh..nothing really..you fell down some stairs!" Lucario lied but he couldn't tell Pichu about his dank powers!

"Oh..OK" Pichu smiled as he went back to rest.

"Soooo you're the ultimate dank smell?" A voice suddenly started to appear. Lucario looked up to finally meet eye to eye with the kush goddess, Viridi Verizon Snoop McSwag welcome to Chili's Smith.

The Kush goddess has finally arrived! Ahhh but Cia and Lucina are gonna go destroy the picnic! Well they accomplish whatever they want to accomplish? Will Viridi gain control of the dank kush and possibly Lucario? Will Rosalina actually cook or make more mistakes? Find out in the next chapter!