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Chapter 11:Wig out
Lilly's Point of view
I felt 10 feet tall after the competition. My parents ran up to me and kissed me. And I didn't even care that we were on TV. Kelly slapped me on the back and said:
"Good job kid."
And I giggled. And Ted...well Ted spit up on Kelly but I know he did it for me.
After all of the reporters and interviews I somehow managed home with my family. After switching what felt like a gazillion limos and switching disguises we finally got home unnoticed.
"I'm going to make a victory dinner!" cried my Mom as soon as we walked through the door.
I smiled happily. My worries on the concert subsided for awhile. I glanced at the clock. I had a whole 2 hours to be carefree.
Mom served lettuce, fries, and hamburgers. I didn't even mind the lettuce I hungrily devoured my food. Mom had made my favorites other then the lettuce. Kelly ate her fries and hamburger. Once she was done she blankly stared at her lettuce.
"Eat your lettuce sweety." Mom said to Kelly.
"I can't." said Kelly.
I rolled my eyes. Here we go.
"Why not?" asked Mom.
"I have decided to become a meataterian." said Kelly. ( Pronounced: Like vegetarian but with meat instead of vegi)
I snorted.
"A what?" asked my Mom.
" A meataterian Mom." said Kelly acting like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Which means..." I said.
"I don't eat plants, I think it's unfair! They don't have any rights!" exclaimed Kelly.
I burst out laughing. Kelly always came up with the weirdest and wackiest ideas to get out of eating vegetables.
"Um Kelly, plants don't have any feelings..." said my Mom.
" How do you know?" asked Kelly stubbornly.
Mom sighed.
"Fine we'll respect your beliefs." said my Mom jokingly.
I wondered for awhile if there were such people that didn't eat plants because of their feelings. Maybe my sister wasn't crazy after all. Oh who am I kidding she's nuts. I mean come on, the kid sucks a teething ring and worries about plants feelings. ( If anybody truly does these things no offense I didn't know but I mean come on! Kelly's nuts!) But hey I love her anyways. Weird how things go.
Before I knew it, it was 5:30 and I had to get ready. Mom re-pinned my wig. I so nervous! I was going to tell Mom I was Lola after the concert! And oh what else was I nervous about? Maybe the fact that I was going to have to be Alexa AND Lola. Yeah this wasn't going to work. I grabbed my Lola outfit and wig from underneath my bed. I stuffed it in my bag. I was ready as I would ever be. Once I reached the collesium I freaked out. THIS WAS IT. The moment of truth. I had decided to be Alexa April first then once my performance was done I could come as Lola. And Alexa would be suddenly taken ill and not be able to come out of her dressing room to associate with Hannah and Lola. Uh huh I know I'm smart.
So I arrived and man was it packed! I was practically jumped by fans. They all backed off though when they saw Joe my body guard. He's kind of big. I got to my dressing room no sweat. Since I was already dressed I lazily laid on the couch resting a bit. Then the door knocked.
"Who is it!" I called.
"Hannah." said a voice.
I shot up. I ran to the mirror. Okay I didn't look like Lilly. Good.
"Come in!" I called.
Hannah opened the door.
"Hey Alexa, whats up?" she asked me.
"Nothing much I'm just waiting." I said.
"Oh, so am I for my friend Lola, she's the one I was talking about." said Hannah.
"Oh."
"Yeah I want her to come soon! She needs to see your act."
"She does?"
"Yeah! She'll love it!
"Will you be with her while your watching me?" I asked tension building.
"DUH! I want to see the look on her face!"
I swear my face turned white. This was crazy! How was I suppose to be in two places at once!
"Are you okay Alexa? You ain't looking so good." said Hannah.
"I'm fine but uh I need some rest so..." I began.
"Oh I get it okay bye." said Hannah walking out.
"Bye." I said.
I shut the door.
Lola time.
"Well this is going really well." said a voice sounding like it was from my closet.
I freaked out for only like a second. But then I heard something that relaxed me.
Slurp, slurp, slurp.
I opened my closet and sure enough there was Kelly in her disguise sitting in the closet slurping the teething ring.
"Kelly what the heck are you doing in there?!" I exclaimed.
Kelly stood up and put her hands on her hips.
"It's Corrie." she said.
"Oh right sorry." I said.
"The line for the ladies room at the concert reaches outside! And I really needed to pee!" exclaimed Kelly.
"Yeah well the last time I checked the closet doesn't have a toilet." I said.
"Well after I snuck backstage and used your bathroom back here security noticed me so I ran to hide in the closet." said Kelly.
I slapped my hand on my foreheard.
"Corrie you are such a doofus." I said.
"Why?" she asked.
I stuck my hand in her denim skirt pocket and pulled out her backstage pass.
"Look familiar?" I asked.
"So that's where I put it!" exclaimed Kelly.
"Yeah in your pocket doi." I said.
"No I mean my gum." said Kelly.
"WHAT." I said.
Kelly pointed to my hand holding the backstage pass. I realesed my grasp but the pass was stuck to my hand. I looked at my hand. Kelly's gum had been on the backstage pass! EW! Now it was all over my hand.
"OH KELLY GROSS!" I exclaimed wiping off the gum.
Kelly giggled.
"It's Corrie."
I had to laugh too. But then I remembered I had to change into Lola.
I quickly took out my contacts ( which was painful), changed into my Lola outfit, and switched into my purple wig. I ran out of the dressing room. I dashed to Hannah's dressing room.
"Hey Hannah." I said opening the door.
"Hey Lola! Good your here! Come with me." said Hannah pulling my hand.
I realized she was taking me to Alexa.
"HANG ON! I have to use the bathroom!" I exclaimed.
I sped back and changed back into Alexa. I glanced at my watch. I had to be on stage soon.
I ran out and bumped into Hannah.
"Good your here come on I want you to meet Lola..." Began Hannah.
"Alexa April your on please report to the stage." said the announcer dude.
I loved that announcer dude. I was going to make sure he got a fruit basket. He seriously rocked.
"Got to go! Sorry Hannah!" I exclaimed running to grab my gear.
This was it. I stood in the dark on stage with my skateboard. I heard I've got nerve blare through the speakers once more. Fans were screaming their heads off. Multi colored lights sprang through the darkness lighting my way. I did my best stunts. I went up the ramp and did my flip.
"ALEXA! ALEXA!" fans cheered.
I smiled and continued to go.
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I did a couple of more tricks determined not to crash into a wall.
I would never run away when life gets bad
It's everything I see
Every part of me
I did an Olly. This was it, my last trick.
Gonna get what I deserve
I've got nerve
I successfully completed it without crashing into a wall. OH YEAH! Whose the girl!? Okay yeah my head's deflated now you can talk to me again. I walked off stage to a disappointed Hannah.
"What's wrong Hannah?" I asked.
"Lola missed it! She's still in the bathroom!" she pouted.
"Oh it's okay." I said.
Ana Cabana was Hannah's other opening act. She went on stage. Oh no. This left a whole 20 minutes or so for Hannah to try to get Lola and Alexa to meet.
I didn't know how I pulled it off but for a whole 10 minutes I continuously changed back from Lola to Alexa and Hannah still didn't catch me.
So for about the sixth time I had to change into Lola. Me and Kelly had worked out a routine. She held up my contact holders so I could just take them off and put them in no hassle. I took off the contacts. Wiped off the makeup and took off my wig. I put on my purple one. I almost ran out like that too! But I realized I had forgotten to change out of my Alexa outfit. I took off the wig. I changed into my Lola outfit. I grabbed a wig off the floor and put it on. I ran to Hannah.
I gasped for air.
"I'm here...I'm here..Lola is in the house." I said still gasping.
I was so tired.
"You aren't Lola." said Hannah.
"What?" I asked.
"Your Alexa...or maybe both." said Hannah.
She was angry. WHAT!? How did she... I looked at my hair. I had put on the Alexa wig. I was Lola with Alexa's hair. Can you say oops?
Confusing much? Yes. I found it hard to follow myself. Ha ha, it would be a lot easier if I could act this out! But yeah so now Miley knows. Now what?
