Chapter 11: Political Bro Down
Later on that afternoon, cut to Skeeter's Wine Bar, most of the adults were there to relax after having a long day of working or running errands around town. Randy, Gerald, Stuart, Steven Black, Jimbo, Ned and Skeeter were standing at the when Denny and his wife had come walking through the door, which they are on a date night. Both of he and Randy were glaring each other's down like a two alpha males seeks for the top position when he walks by Randy.
"Hey, Denny... After all you're the mayor's chosen one as her new ally over me these days." Randy take a dig at Denny's new position on the newly formed crime prevention board that the mayor had put together to take crime out of the town.
"Goddamnit, Randy that you are seriously starting this bullshit again." Denny snarled with complete disgust when he had overheard Randy's smart ass comment directed at him. "The reason why the mayor had chosen me to lead the board, because I'd lived in a violent city for the most of my life, quit being a little butthurt bitch that life don't works in your favor at all."
"Settle down, brahs that everyone in this bar wants their peace after their long day of being adults." PC warned, as he stepped between the two feuding males who are in the middle of their bitch fit on being popular, while Victoria is standing there rolling her eyes at them. That is when Denny had walked away to rejoin his wife back at their table. "Boy, why do you folks have a bug up in your asses around here lately?" Skeeter fussed about many townsfolk's moodiness are revealing themselves after finding out about the crime rates.
"Fucking manchild, I will tell you…. You're the reason why we all are on this shit boat to begin with by spending our town building contact grants to bring the epic fail better known as Whole Foods in to be popular like a bunch of image obsessed high schoolers among the progressive cliché." Denny puffed under his breath, as he was walking toward the table where his wife was sitting.
"Denny, you have to have the last word." Randy protested that he had overheard Denny's comment, which both PC and Jimbo were holding Randy back, while both Steven and Thomas were holding Denny back.
"Well, both the mayor and I are going to remove all of the ads influence away from this town to return to its glory as a sleepy small mountain town that both of me and Leah had fallen in love with, no chaotic city life or crime that is why we had fled from Saginaw in the first place." Denny said, while he was struggling to get free.
Meanwhile still at the police station inside the interrogation room that Dovahkiin was with Leslie once again to get her connected with her former network, while she was in her deep trance that is when she had popped her eyes open with they were aqua blue that she had connected within the network.
"Dovahkiin, I'm inside the network under as guest that I need a flash drive to download those future plans for the resistance." Leslie said, Dovahkiin had quickly handled her a flash drive stick, which she had struck the stick into her head by her left ear to download the contents from the network's hardware. Only few seconds later, she had given him the drive to hand over to the resistance. "I'm giving this drive to you that I know you will give this to the resistance in case of the network sends someone to destroy me."
"Hold on a minute you guys that I'm seeing that Leslie is falling over Douchebag you guys." Kenny said, along with the rest of the gang had peeped into the room to see what is going in there.
"See you guys that I'd been trying to tell you guys that Douchebag is thinking with his dick right now." Cartman added, while the others looks at him oddly.
What would Annie think about all of this?" Token said, the other boys just looks at him funny.
"Did Annie ever gotten back together with Douchebag after the gender war had ended… Bzzzzt?" Clyde asks that Wendy stood there rolling her eyes, she isn't a big gossiper like Bebe, Heidi, Millie, Red and Nichole are.
"They are back together, but they are taking it slowly from what happened with that stupid gender war that Shrankhunt 42 had caused." Wendy spoke, before sighing to herself.
"You guys that Cartman could be right for once that Leslie could be using Douchebag as a ploy against us all like she did with me." Kyle added, while he was thinking back to when Leslie had duped him into betraying his friends and rest of the town after they were silencing his speeches.
"Well, we better keep our eyes on Leslie, in case of she sells us out to the ad network?" Stan commented that most of the gang are growing more distrustful toward Leslie at that moment.
Down in the main squad room that most of the detectives and officers were sitting at their desks doing their paperwork, while the mayor was standing there talking with their superior, Harrison Yates on how to deal with the investigation of the copycat killings that is happening around town right now.
"So, this killer had been copying our town's notorious serial killers' method that they had put those methods in their kills to send us all a message." McDaniels said, while she was holding a cup of coffee in her left hand, as she was looking at the easel board that was covered with notes of the crime scenes and photos.
"Look, I'm going to be truthful with you that we need BarBrady back, which we all are overworked and tired right now." Yates expressed his true feelings to the mayor. "You had hit the spot about the killer is sending us a message."
"You got your wish, Harris... Don't tell Randy about this at all." McDaniels commented after giving into Yates' pleads to bring BarBrady back that she needs to restore order back into town, which she will do anything at this point. "I will personal call him myself." That is when she stepped away from view that nobody see or her begged BarBrady to come back.
"What? Wait a minute, did McDaniels said that she is bringing my fellow idiotic brother in blue back to the force?" Yates questioned about the mayor's statement.
"Uh, sir…. Where the mayor did gone to? Is she reconsidering to bring BarBrady back?" Murphey asked, he had returned from his visit to the crime lab for some results.
"She had taken my advice to bring BarBrady back that this whole crime wave is a bad result of BarBrady's firing, Mitch." Yates answered, as he was sitting at his desk to look over some reports that was standing out in the open. "But we have important police work to worry, what are the results from the lab?"
"I hope she get him back that this wearing us all out these days." Murphey added, he had handled the report over to his superior who can read it. "Well, sarge… It looks like that we had gotten some promising news back from the DNA test at the crime lab in Denver. "Holy monkey balls, Mitch that I need to find the mayor now."
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A half hour later…. Outside of the locker room that both Mayor and Officer McDaniels were standing there by the door waiting for someone to come out of there. The mayor has something in her left hand, which it was BarBrady's police issued sunglasses that she was holding on since his second firing. They had heard the door swung open to find BarBrady dressed in his police uniform once again.
"Welcome back, Officer BarBrady." Officer McDaniels said, as he had pat his mentor on the back that his k-9 partner sat there with a tennis ball in its mouth. That is when the mayor had stepped forward to look at him, which she can see him trembling with fear.
"Mary, I'm scared that I don't think I can't do this, after that close call with death over a year." BarBrady nervously answered, while he continues to violently trembling as he looks at his secret lover who had placed her left palm on his beaten red plump cheek, which he had calmed down a bit.. "Nope, I don't want to shoot anyone at all."
"I know, you're afraid that you need to be strong for us all… Actually, I needs you to be strong for me, George BarBrady." Mayor McDaniels said, all sudden she had brought his sunglasses out. "You won't be out in the field that you will on the side lines commanding operations and dealing with the press as police chief that Yates and his squad will handle the heavy shit as always, I promised." She had put his glasses on his shock filled face at that moment.
"Mom, I can't believe that you had gone behind Randy Marsh's and the council's backs to bring BarBrady back on the force." Officer McDaniels said that he looks amused to see his own mother backstabbed Marsh, like he had done with BarBrady that had led to his second firing over a year ago.
"Really, Alexander, do you have to bring that fuck up mess up again that had caused this whole crime wave in the place, which I'm trying to fix along with Mr. Hughes right now." McDaniels expressed her disgust toward her own grown son for bringing that mistake up. That is when they had noticed Cartman standing there dressed in his coon costume sacking on a candy bar.
"Well…Well…Well... Mayor McDaniels, you had finally stood up to Randy Marsh and his former PC friends by bringing the cop who gives a shit about this town back." Cartman said, while his mouth was filled with chewed chocolate and peanut butter.
"What do you want kid that I'm not in the mood to deal with your bullshit right now?" The mayor challenged him that she doesn't pleased at all when she seen the fat kid standing before her.
"Well, mayor that I don't trust Leslie the ad at all, in case she betrayed this town for the ad to regain her grace with the ad network's leadership." Cartman explained that the mayor had raise a brow at him that for once they share a same opinion.
"You too… I'm better get down at my office, before my aides and Marsh come looking for me. And BarBrady, you can doing your duties as police chief starting now, which Yates know you will be coming there in the squad room in a few minutes." McDaniels added, as she walks away to leave to head for her office across the street.
Back in the interview room, a few seconds later… Cartman came rushing back inside the room that his friends sat there looking at him very funny, when he stood there panting heavy.
"What the hell had gotten into you all sudden, fat ass?" Kyle questioned, which Cartman just gave him the finger that he was still catching his breath from running.
"You guys… BarBrady is back on the force that bitch had gotten the nerve to go behind your dad's and council's backs to get him back." Cartman answered that his heavy plump cheeks were beat red and coughing. "What?" Stan replied in shock to what he is hearing right now. "Plus the mayor doesn't trust Leslie either."
"Dude, she is removing all of the ad influenced PC trend from the town that we can be our old selves, and South Park can be a small quiet mountain town, before the city life came along." Kenny said, while thinking about the mayor's motive to overthrow the progressive trend within the town.
Cut to South Park City Hall, inside the main lobby that both Randy and Dennis Hughes are in the middle of a bro down when the mayor had walked in there that she doesn't looks very displeased at all.
"What the hell is this shit?" McDaniels said to herself when she had walked up on the feuding parties that all of the male workers had decided to walk away from their enjoyment.
"Why do you gotta disrespect my work to make South Park into a better community, Bro? Randy said, as both he and Dennis were circling like a bunch of hungry sharks in the middle of a feeding frenzy.
"Because you are an asshole that is why, take a swing bro. "Denny challenged Randy on him being an asshole during the PC movement that had overtaken the town.
"Mayor?" Randy said, as he had stopped in his tracks when he sees a furious looking McDaniels standing there giving them both a death glare.
"Oh shit… The boss is here." Denny added, when he had turned to look at her standing there with her arms folded.
"Why are you having a bro down in the middle of the lobby?" McDaniels asked that the tone of her voice sounds like venom. "Get both of your asses in my office now! You two idiots makes BarBrady has his shit together."
"To Be Continued"
