"Hum-dee-dum." Jayfeather was sorting herbs.

"C'mon, do it." Dovewing whispered.

"Fine!" Ivypool mewed. She ran down the fern tunnel. "Jayfeather!" she mewed. "It's Half Moon. Will you marry me?"

"YES!" screamed Jayfeather.

"Oh, whoops, sorry..." Ivypool grinned. "I'm not Half Moon. YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!" she ran out of the den.

Jayfeather slumped onto the ground and began to cry.

"Serves him right for leaving the ceremony!" Peetastar yelled.

"Again, no interrupting!" Amberpaw snapped.

"I'm a lion, hear me roar!" Chucklezkit yelled. Then he made a soft "squeak!" sounding more cute than scary.

The kits and Bramblestar began to scream. They ran to Ferncloud.

"Mommy, there's a lion in camp!" wailed Bramblestar, sucking on his paw.

"Yeah. I'm scared!" added Hungrykit. "And hungry."

"Okay, first things first. Bramblestar, I am not your mommy. If you have fears, share it with Squirrelflight. And two..." she stormed out of nursery. "Chucklezkit, I have had enough with your nonsense! Stop it right now!"

"But Mom, I'm just getting started!" complained Chucklezkit.

"But now you're finished. You're coming back to the nursery for a time-out." Ferncloud picked him up and barged him through the entrance of the nursery.

Only four words went through that kit's head as Ferncloud set up his time-out. Oh no I'm not.

That evil kit.

Lionblaze padded into camp, reading Twilight. "Shiny, sparkly vampires!" he screamed. "OMG Edward is so hawt! Team Edward FOREVA!"

He got stampeded by a horde of "Team Jacob" fans.

"Werewolves are better than vampires!" yelled Blossomfall (a random Jacob supporter).

"You just got pranked!" Lionblaze mewed (not really, he was just saying that to subdue the angry mob).

He got stampeded by "Team Edward" fans.

"Okay, okay! I PRANKED ALL OF YOU!" Lionblaze yelled, wishing that this would be done. He got stampeded by all of the Twilight fans.

Cloudtail walked by. "Haha!" he teased.

Lionblaze growled. "Hey, look, Cloudtail! It's Gorgeousleaf!"

Cloudtail looked around."Where? Where?"

"YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!" cried Lionblaze.

"Poop you."

It was the middle of the night.

Chucklezkit slipped out of the nursery. He had spent his whole time-out coming up with pranks. And he needed help executing a few of them. He exited camp, wary of the guard, Thornclaw. But the stupid tom had fallen asleep on the job. Chucklezkit ran into the forest, but not before taking a Sharpie and drawing on Thornclaw's face. Then he padded towards the Thunderpath. But he didn't cross it. He dug a tunnel downward. He dug until he reached his destination, an underground clubhouse called Pranksters United.

He hurried to the entrance. "Password?" an electronic voice asked.

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

"Hello, Chucklezkit. The others are in the clubhouse." the doors swung open.

Chucklezkit stepped inside the pranking headquarters.

"Hey, Chucklezkit!" one of the four members of the club, Crazykit of WindClan, greeted him.

"Hey, Crazykit. Where are the others?" Chucklezkit called.

"In the office, arguing." Crazykit mewed.

"Thanks." Chucklezkit bounded towards the "Argument Office". "Oh, hey, Crazykit, meet me in the Meeting Room in five minutes."

"Sure thing, dude." Crazykit ran off.

Chucklezkit took a deep breath and opened up the door to "Argument Office".

"I'm telling you, it was a good prank! I dyed Blackstar's paws white! So now he has to be called Whitestar!"

"Wildkit, that's stupid compared to what I did. I actually convinced Mistystar that there were sharks in our water sources!"

"You're going to kill your Clanmates, if they don't think they can drink. Our main purpose is to annoy, not kill!" Wildkit sniffed. "How could you be so stupid, Donutkit?"

"You've got a point." Donutkit pouted. "Shoot, now I've got to go tell the Clan." he stood up, preparing to leave.

"Wait! Donutkit, before you leave, I need you to follow me to the Meeting Room," Chucklezkit mewed. "You too, Wildkit," he added.

"Sure, Chucklezkit." Donutkit and Wildkit promised unanimously.

Chucklezkit bounded to the Meeting Room.

Crazykit was already there.

"So, what's the meeting about?" Wildkit asked, once they all got settled.

"I have all these pranks running through my head. But I need some items to help me."

"Spill the beans, dude." Donutkit mewed. "What do you need?"

Chucklezkit grinned evilly. "A whoopie cushion, a Rice Krispie Treat, a shoebox, a bucket of marbles, a truckload of banana peels, and rollerblades."

"And this is why we named you the president of Pranksters United," Donutkit mewed.

Chucklezkit let out an evil laugh. "Tee-hee!"

I NEED PRANK IDEAS! Help me...

If I don't come up with ideas, I may start skipping days! (Dun, dun, dun)