So, I'm back again for a new rap battle. Sorry, if I disappointed you in the promo, but here is some new s*** you'd like to see. Enjoy!
Mother to two kids, wife to Joshua the Dog, let's welcome MARGARET!
Mother to five kids, wife to Jake the Dog, let's welcome LADY RAINICORN!
BEGIN!
Margaret:
Holdup, this is the beast my youngest son had chosen to love!?
I expected a better girlfriend than this excuse of a dump,
You better phase through that wall if you don't want another war,
I ain't racist, but you're such a rowdy Korean retard!
You ain't playin, when Jake's sayin' you will try anything,
Try to f*** with us while you're wearing your power rings,
Don't change the color, coz' I know you'd totally detest,
That your colors are the universal translator for gayness!
Lady:
여성 마법 개에서 음성 만 마법을 긁어,
(Wait a sec. Universal Translator is repaired. Move on!)
Spoken from a female magic dog but scratch the magic,
You don't have the right thing to say to get my a** kicked,
Jake, remember always that your mother sucks,
And her accent is as boring as her own music box!
Jake Junior's right when she said your manual's a bunch of junk,
And your supposed 'parenting' on Finn and Jake goes really donk,
For me, a female dog should be called a b****, not a mistress,
Don't cry, 'coz you won't be getting any love and kisses!
Margaret:
I can't believe Jake got so tempted by your ugly appearance,
No wonder Jake Jr. I inherited your f***in' intemperance,
You think green, you feel blue, but now I see black and red,
Hide in your stable with the horses, because right now you'll be dead!
Lady:
Jake, I know you love your mother, but I have to take her down,
Little known fact is that I'll be taking her to the Underworld now,
There'll be reasons you'll need to debate, your love is at stake,
But who do you think is the best lady for you, Jake?
So, after three months I finally made my comeback and starting to do this again. Hope you enjoy. Again, sorry if the promo was bad. I'm out.
Jake: I choose…sandwich!