The Axe Cutter
There was a young woodcutter named Beast boy. Everyday, he would return with a large stack of wood to sell in the market to support his family. One day, his trusty axe fell in the river.
"Oh no!" Beast Boy yelled. "I have lost my axe!"
Suddenly, a large purple thing swooshed up from the river. "I am a Raven God. I will help look for your axe." So Raven searched the rivers and found a silver piece of bacon.
``Is this your axe?" Raven asked.
"No." Beast boy said truthfully.
"Hurry up, you're supposed to say it's yours. Isn't that the script?" Raven sighed.
"Wait a minute, there's a script?" Beast boy asked.
Raven punched Beast Boy.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Raven." Beast boy said dazed.
Raven punched Beast Boy.
"I get three wishes right?"
Raven punched Beast Boy.
"Rapunzel, I have come to awake you from your eternal sleep."
Raven punched Beast Boy.
"Ching Chang Chong Ching Ching."
Raven punched Beast Boy. "Don't be racist. Whatever, I'll give you one wish according to the script! Remember your line, I want my trusty axe back!" Raven growled.
"I'll give you one wish." Raven muttered.
"I just want you, you radiant thing, you! I dig your sexy hips!" Beast boy screamed.
Raven punched Beast Boy.
The End.