A/N: Thank you so much for the reviews, everyone! You are all amazing!

Right now I'm finishing up my WOWP story "Alternate Reality." Soon, however, I plan to write a WOWP/Good Luck Charlie crossover called "Duncans vs. Vampires." I'm not really sure when that will be posted since I haven't started working on it, but definitely within the next month.

Thanks again! Can't believe this story took me six months to write. I'll miss it.

Epilogue

They never did get to the Fashion District.

After the Russo parents bailed their kids out of studio jail, the kids had been punished by being forced to spend the rest of the day in the motel. Then, since neither parent wanted to be trapped in the motel to supervise grounded teenagers for the rest of the week, they settled for – as Harper predicted – taking them along wherever they went.

Unfortunately, because of some bet that no one ever cared to ask about, Theresa decided to just skip the District all together. That had been the first attack on Harper's positive outlook. The young designer had been looking forward to that attraction the most, as none of the others the family planned to visit were fashion-related.

Then started the pure torture of being dragged all over Hollywood while Alex and even Justin whined the entire time. Harper couldn't have exaggerated that if she wanted to. Literally, not one moment went by where the older siblings didn't complain about something, whether it was if they were hot or cold, if they fought over a seat on the tour bus, or if they were just bored. Justin was generally more tolerable when in a grumpy mood, but given his recent humiliation, he wasn't in the mindset to see the glass half-full either.

Harper kept trying to remind herself of the fun they'd had their first couple of days in Hollywood, but the task became more difficult every time an argument broke out. She then tried to lose herself in the attractions they did end up seeing. Some were sort of interesting, of course. But even she had to draw the line when Jerry insisted on eating at every fast-food establishment that boasted celebrity customers. At first she didn't mind because she needed to eat too, however when Jerry became a little obsessive with his quest, her stomach started to get queasy at just the sight of a drive-thru window.

So when Jerry pulled the rental car into yet another In-N-Out Burger, this one rumored to be a favorite of the Jonas Brothers, every single passenger groaned. "Didn't we eat a half hour ago, Jerry? I'm still full," Harper whined.

Oh, and she'd become much more comfortable with calling the Russo parents by their first names. Since everyone had been spending every second together, Harper got sick of Theresa reminding her, so the honorary Russo adjusted.

"But we might see the Jonas Brothers!" Jerry insisted as he ignored their protests and parked the car.

In disbelief, Justin retorted, "You're a Jonas Brothers fan, Dad?"

"No, but…Alex is, right?"

"Actually I think they're way overrated…"

Jerry turned to Harper. "What about you? I heard you listening to them once!"

Well, she couldn't really lie her way out of that one. Easily, at least. "Yes, I'm a fan," Harper reluctantly replied. At that, everyone groaned again while they got out of the car.

An hour later, the family was finishing up their mid-afternoon snack. Though not happy about leaving the kids alone for more than a few minutes, Jerry and Theresa allowed them to eat at a table outside. The parents stayed inside, which was what Jerry preferred in order to "get the whole dining experience." However, he and Alex were the only ones who'd actually ordered a meal, since everyone else couldn't stomach one more greasy burger.

When they finished ordering their food, Max had taken the opportunity to call up Zora – who'd already called to give him her number – and invite her to hang out for a little while. Since Max was just an "innocent bystander" of the whole plan, his parents were more willing to let him socialize on his own. Zora had been free, and they happened to be near Condor Studios, so at the moment she was sharing a table and an order of fries with her new friend.

Even after the horrible week, Harper and Alex had to admit that the young teens' not-quite-relationship was the most adorable thing they'd ever seen. "They really are a cute couple," Harper remarked while she sipped her soda.

"Yeah, the little weirdos are meant for each other," Alex remarked. Like her father, she seemed to have a bottomless stomach. Her burger was completely finished, even after the fried chicken she had consumed about two hours ago.

"I just can't believe it," Justin muttered, then glanced at his sister. "You and Chad…me and Tawni…after all we went through, Max is the one who ends up with a date."

"Yup. Max got a date, I ended up in studio jail…" Harper trailed off with a sigh. "Hollywood is one messed up town."

Alex and Justin tapped their soda cups against hers in a silent toast of agreement.

Days later, Alex was glad to finally be home. Well, sort of. She was grounded, of course. But for once, Harper and Justin were grounded with her. Sure, she was bored out of her mind, but at least she wasn't the only one suffering.

As she unpacked her suitcases, by throwing her clothes into her closet, she looked around her room. Harper was picking up some of Alex's clothes and folding them both because the mess bothered her, and out of sheer boredom. The teen would usually be designing, but she didn't have any fabric at her disposal since she thought she'd be able to go shopping when she got back to New York.

With a sigh, Alex glanced up and looked around. Just for the sake of conversation, she thought aloud, "Maybe I should redecorate my room. I've had this pink fur wallpaper for what, three years now?"

"Yes!" Harper exclaimed. "We should totally rearrange your furniture. I'll make a sketch!" When Alex raised an eyebrow, she retorted, "Oh come on. Like you wouldn't move around furniture just for something to do at this point."

Alex's shoulders sagged. "Unfortunately, that's true."

"I wish I had a hobby where I didn't need materials," Harper said. "Like Justin. He's so lucky he can just pick up his guitar any time."

"Unfortunately, that's true," Alex repeated. Ever since he got back, Justin decided to spend his time writing a song for Tawni to put up online, with the hope she would see it and think he wasn't a geek. In Alex's opinion, writing a love song to a girl who already dumped him made him even more geeky. Yet he ignored her advice every time she told him so.

Even more annoying – his room wasn't soundproof. Alex was tempted to cast a silence spell on his room, but she knew her parents would be suspicious when they didn't hear anything. She'd need to wait until the music was driving them crazy too so they'd be grateful instead of angry.

At least her younger brother had been keeping to himself. He'd been spending most of his time talking to Zora in his room, whether it be chatting on his computer or talking to her on his cell phone. Though to be honest, Alex almost wished that he would be up to something, just so she could join in or bust him, depending on her mood. A few times she'd sent him off into the outside world to get her some new magazines, but he was starting to ask for a "buyer's fee," and she didn't have the money.

Her message board near her bed caught her eye, and she went over to it. "Well, at least I can start redecorating by putting up new pictures." She spotted a cut out of the So Random cast she'd liked from a magazine she'd tacked up a while ago. Without hesitation, she ripped it down, crumpled it into a ball, and tossed it into her garbage pail. "There. Made some room."

"Don't you think that was a little petty?" Harper asked.

"Yeah, I guess…" Alex replied. Then she ripped down every picture of a So Random cast member on the board. Only a few pictures of other celebrities remained. "And that was a lot petty."

Harper shook her head and went to the computer to check her email. As she clicked open her homepage, she gasped in shock. "Oh my gosh, Alex! You're on the front page of oceanUp!" She squinted at the screen to get a better look at the picture. "We're on the front page of oceanUp!"

"What? No way! Let me see!"

It took less than a second for Alex to leap across the room, shove Harper off the chair, and sit down to see the article. There was a huge picture of Alex, Harper, Justin and Max, when they were first meeting Sonny on the set. Underneath was the article:

Selena Gomez Imposter on So Random Set!

A craft service attendant on the So Random set excitedly took this picture of who he thought was Selena Gomez. He was disappointed when he later found out that it was actually fan Alex Russo and friends, who had used Russo's remarkable similarity to the star to get past security.

"Why would anyone do such a stupid thing?" the craft service attendant, Kevin Greene, wondered. "They had to know they'd be caught. I'm surprised they got past the security guard at the gate."

He found out about the mix up much later in the day, after word had spread around the studio. He'd heard from a So Random assistant, who had seen Chad Dylan Cooper order security to find Ms. Russo and friends when he discovered the truth. Apparently, Ms. Russo had devised the plan in order to meet up with Cooper, who had offered to show her around the set of Mackenzie Falls after she'd introduced herself as a friend of So Random creator Marshall Pike when caught sneaking around backstage. She had then posed as Gomez and claimed to be meeting Sonny Munroe so that security wouldn't check in with Pike.

After security guard Dave was questioned about his major slip, he went on the defensive, "She looked exactly like the real Selena! She was so convincing that I never suspected a thing…this Alex Russo person must be some kind of evil mastermind," he insisted. "My niece is gonna be crushed that she doesn't have the real Selena's autograph."

Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper were unavailable for comments.

"See Alex?" Harper said as she frantically pointed at the screen. "Now the whole world knows what you did!"

"Yeah…" Alex said with a grin. She then printed the article and proudly tacked it on the message board. "Look who's the celebrity now!"