Silly Little Crush
First-year Gryffindor Rose Weasley keeps her own diary, but the secrets within are soon to be unleashed to many.
Ch 9 Summary: Bisexual Aunt Daphne elopes with a female whore and leaves her family behind. Ash and Aidan are to move in with Scorpius and the Malfoys. Ash is also transferring to Hogwarts. As if that wasn't bad enough for Scorpius, Ash sends him a Howler announcing his arrival to the whole of Hogwarts at breakfast; he is also asks for hot female Gryffindor first-years to write to him…
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Rose: Hot Female Gryffindor First-Years
Mon. 12. 11. 2017.
What a nice, quiet Monday…
Dear Diary,
…except for the little, tiny, diminutive, miniscule disruption at breakfast.
So today Aidan's brother, Ashton Morris, who also turns out to be Scorpius Malfoy's brother wrote to Hogwarts as a whole in the form of a Howler.
Rather embarrassing for Scorpius and Aidan. They deserve it really.
I wonder how Ashton is going to be. His mum is a right snob. Yet he asked for girls to enroll in a dating service with Scorpius. I bet he's too busy playing girls to pick on Muggle-borns. Or maybe he's extremely talented and can do both at the same time. I've heard stories about Sirius Black, a friend of my parents and Uncle Harry's godfather… sounds kind of familiar, actually.
Sadly to say, Sirius was quite rude to certain people. Mum decided to let me know while Dad and Uncle Harry were busy talking about him making trouble and getting all the ladies.
It's kind of disgusting how he wants to know about hot female Gryffindor first-years. Sick, really. He's a fourth-year, for goodness sake!
Yet he had said "speaking of Scorpius." Yes, I would remember. Oh no. Why would I remember? Why am I talking to myself? about Scorpius? This is dumb. I hate boys.
I know Kate started writing about me, but seriously? hot? Let's just say there are plenty of more attractive—
—and slutty, hey I learned a useful word here at Hogwarts!
—girls here. Even in Gryffindor.
Like Kate. Minus the slutty part, but she sure is interested in boys for such a young age.
Oh, and Kate. Fred wrote to Ashton about her. He obviously thinks she is something special.
Yet if he wanted her, wouldn't he keep her to herself?
No matter. At least Kate's letter didn't get to Ashton because she thought his name was 'Ashtin.' I wonder if there's an Ashtin Morris out there who got a random letter from Kate's owl.
Oh, I guess so. Here comes Kate's owl, looking a bit bruised and battered. There were a few broom hairs stuck in her feathers. I guess the Ashtin Morris out there was a Muggle… oh dear. Stupid Kate.
I'll write later, Rose.
-:-
"Al!" James ran into the Gryffindor common room, yelling for his brother. "Al!"
"Right here, James."
"Ah. I've got an update. Upstairs, now."
"I have to finish this Transfiguration essay though…"
"Now! I'm not waiting."
"Alright," Al gave in. He left his homework with his third-year cousin, Fred. He then ran up the stairs after James into James's dormitory.
James was already holding their copy of Rose's diary. "Here we go…" And he flipped it open. "It's fresh, and she just wrote it. I called you right once I found out. Lucky no one was in here… how are we going to conceal the blinding pink light and vibrating…" James muttered, mostly to himself.
Al just stared at him blankly. "Come on, I have an essay to do, let's read!" Al urged his brother.
"Patience," James said calmly, "is a virtue."
Al just glared. James smirked. Al took the diary out of James's hands and started reading.
"Dear Diary… So today Aidan's brother, Ashton Morris, who also turns out to be… blah blah blah… Howler."
"I hope Rose hasn't found out about the letter we wrote Ashton," James muttered, looking up at a corner of the ceiling.
Al continued, "I wonder how Ashton is going to be. His mum is a right snob."
"I'll bet," James interrupted. Al glared at him again, obviously eager to finish his Transfiguration essay and then get some sleep. "Okay, okay, I'll shut up. Go on, Little A."
"Yet he asked for girls to enroll in a dating service with Scorpius. I bet he's too busy playing girls to pick on Muggle-borns."
"Harsh, this girl."
Al couldn't help but agree. "Or maybe he's extremely talented and can do both at the same time."
"Bad stereotypes boys have these days…"
Al nodded to himself and went on reading aloud, "I've heard stories about Sirius Black, a friend of my parents and Uncle Harry's godfather. Sounds kind of familiar, actually."
"Only if this Ashton could possibly be more clever and charming at the same time. Then he'd perhaps tie with Sirius." James and Al had heard stories of Sirius Black, also. Most were recited admiringly by their father, Harry Potter, who was Sirius's godson.
"It's kind of disgusting how he wants to know about hot female Gryffindor first-years. Sick, really. He's a fourth-year, for goodness sake!"
"She thinks that'll stop him?"
Al looked unsure. He thought of the letter he and James penned to Ashton. Poor Rose, but it was too late for regrets now. "I know Kate started writing about me, but seriously? hot? Let's just say there are plenty of more attractive girls here. Even in Gryffindor."
"Where's Aunt 'Mione's confidence? Everyone has different taste, anyway."
"Oh, and Kate," Al read quickly, "Fred wrote to Ashton about her. He obviously thinks she is something special."
"Fred?! How come I didn't hear about this?"
"Oh, I saw him writing it at lunch."
"So Fred thinks Kate is hot?"
"Iunno," Al mumbled, not willing to continue on the topic of Kate.
"Wouldn't blame him, though she's a bit too young for me to say. Don't date until at least fifth year, okay, Al? Promise me."
"Sure."
"We really do need to arrange some time and go read Rose's old entries. So much gossip from a female Gryffindor first-year's perspective!"
Al knew most of the Gryffindor first-year gossip already, especially since a lot of it was about his eyes or his brother or the girls' secret pleasure, Scorpius Malfoy. "No matter. At least Kate's letter didn't get Ashton because she thought his name was A-S-H-T-I-N."
"Who said hot girls could all be smart?"
Al ignored this. "I wonder if there's an Ashton Morris, A-S-H-T-I-N, out there who got a random letter from Kate's owl. I'll write later, Rose."
"That it?"
"Apparently."
"We need to arrange some time to read the rest… you can go finish your essay now."
"Do you think she'd mind that we wrote Ashton a letter about her?"
No comment from James.
A/N: Happy Memorial Day, Americans! I should be asleep by now, but I still have so much to do... grr. You better appreciate this! :P Especially since spent the afternoon going through old stories and adding the previous chapter summaries to all of them. Oh, and I don't think there's going to be much left since I'll probably end this as their first year at Hogwarts closes and add an epilogue. I changed the title from Forbidden Love to Silly Little Crush because I thought Forbidden Love was too cliché. It's also easier to use the words 'silly little crush' in the story a few times (I went back and added it to one of the first few chapters). Next time I update it'll be Summer Break '08! woohoo! See you then!