A/N: sorry about the bad updating but been busy and computer issues
In this chapter Sam, Callen and Renko have some male bonding time planned while they have some free time and of course Kensi needs to remind them that Deeks is part of their team so they need to include the blonde man or else. Eric conveniently has other plans
kidnapping leads nowhere
Sam: so are we including Deeks this time?
Renko: again why are we?
Callen: because a certain agent reminded us that make team bonding time
needs to include all of the men on the team
Renko: other words Kensi threatened to harm us?
Sam: she reminded us how good of a shot she can be when mad
Callen: and of course Hetty had to step in and make it mandatory
Sam: and how did Eric miss out?
Callen: he has some plans already with his sister that's in town for some
convention this weekend
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Deeks: exactly why was I included in all of this?
Kensi: what are you going on about this time?
Deeks: I mean Sam, Callen and Renko dragging me off somewhere and
not telling me a thing
Kensi: you said wished would exclude you from things
Deeks: yes that's when knew what would do
Kensi: they wont kill you so calm down
Deeks: you know what their planning and not telling me?
Deeks: going to get you Kensi Marie Blye
Kensi: try to have some bro time
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Renko: how in the hell do you cope with him?
Kensi: ?
Renko: with the constant need to talk about nothing relevant to what
is going on at the moment
Kensi: haha, his way of passing the time
Renko: am going to strangle that partner of yours
Kensi: do have fun with that but no killing him
Renko: attached to the man?
Kensi: you know hate breaking in new partners
Renko: whatever you want to say
Renko: don't miss him to much
Kensi: what?
Kensi: Mike
Kensi: Mike
Kensi: MIKE!
Kensi: MICHAEL JAMES RENKO
Renko: you rang madam?
Kensi: remember I can kill you and leave no evidence of the crime
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Kensi: while the men are away want to do something?
Nell: what you thinking?
Kensi: I have no idea what they have planned but sure something
that will kill them about Monday
Nell: think your right
Kensi: so need to find a way to torment them
Nell: you really hate them kidnapping Marty?
Kensi: first weekend off in weeks and had some plans
Nell: so did G and me
Nell: what you thinking?
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Deeks: how did you miss all this?
Eric: what you mean?
Deeks: male bonding time
Eric: I had already made some plans with my sister today and rest
of the time with Bethany
Deeks: uh huh, how's that thing going for you?
Eric: it's good for once having something that actually knows what
we do everyday and not fazed at all
Deeks: she's a computer analysis?
Eric: she use to have Nell's job on another team before a death in her
family had her leave
Deeks: so what does she do know?
Eric: private sector business now
Eric: but consults once in a while
Deeks: good for you man
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Sam: I know Kensi wants him in one piece Monday but am going to
strangle both of them
Callen: their arguing for something to do
Callen: leave them be
Sam: think could lock them in a room together they might learn to get
along with each other
Callen: Gibbs tried that once with two gang leaders years ago
Sam: sure that ended well
Callen: went back a few hours later and one was dead and the other one
was ready to squeal on his gang just to make sure he didn't have to go
anywhere near Gibbs again
Sam: but this would be fun to watch
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Renko: why did they shove us in a room
Deeks: laughing before they locked the door
Renko: not sure but want to skin them alive when get out
Deeks: think this is supposed to be a lesson of sorts
Renko: what good could come of this?
Renko: other than plotting to kill them
Deeks: that sounds fun
Renko: what else is there to do?
/*/*/*/
Kensi: so how's the guy weekend?
Deeks: Sam and Callen locked Renko and me in a room together a few
hours ago so you fine
Kensi: why they do that?
Deeks: not sure but found something out?
Kensi: what would that be?
Deeks: that we hate both of them right now
Kensi: and the good thing about that is?
Deeks: not sure right now
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Sam: on another note you note that Eric has a girlfriend
Callen: how was I supposed to know that?
Sam: you're the team leader
Callen: and that means I know everything?
Sam: you claim to a lot
Callen: going to spend the night outside
Callen: or in there with those two
Sam: think good that it's quiet?
Callen: means they're getting along finally
Sam: or that they have killed each other finally