DOES ANYONE WANT TO SEND ME A PIE?

"Everybody up!" someone roared. I looked up to see Eric. Surrounding him were other Dauntless. Isobel, looked at me and smiled an evil looking smile that said, 'Sucker! You have to get up now!"

Great, I was just dozing off.

I sprung up out of my bed, afraid what would happen if I didn't get up.

"Did you go deaf, Stiff?" I heard Eric yell.

Christina stood wearing only a T-shirt, her long legs bare. She folded her arms and stared at Eric. I inwardly laughed at Eric, who was being stared down by a girl half his size.

"You have five minutes to get dressed and meet us by the tracks," said Eric. "We're going on another field trip."

I threw on some random clothes and shoved my feet into some shoes as fast as I could, not wanting to face THE WRATH OF ERIC.

We made it to the tracks just behind the Dauntless-born initiates. Next to the tracks was a black pile. There was a cluster of long gun barrels and trigger guards.

Were we going to shoot people? Next to the pile were boxes of what looks like ammunition. I went closer to read one of the boxes. Written on it is "PAINTBALLS."

"Everyone grab a gun!" shouts Eric. We rushed toward the pile. I picked up a gun, and grabbed a box of paintballs. I shoved the box in my pocket and sling the gun across my back.

I pulled myself into the train car and waited for the others to get into the train. Once everyone was in, Four spoke up. "We'll be dividing into two teams to play capture the flag. Each team will have an even mix of members, Dauntless-born initiates, and transfers. One team will get off first and find a place to hide their flag. Then the second team will get off and do the same. This is a Dauntless tradition, so I suggest you take it seriously."

"What do we get if we win?" someone shouted

"Sounds like the kind of question someone not from Dauntless would ask," said Four, raising an eyebrow. "You get to win, of course."

"Four and I will be your team captains," said Eric. "Let's divide up transfers first, shall we?"

"You go first," Four said.

Eric shrugged. "Edward."

Four canned the train car. "I want the Stiff." Molly, Drew and I let out small laughs.

"Got something to prove?" asked Eric, smirking. "Or are you just picking the weak ones so that if you lose, you'll have someone to blame it on?"

"Something like that." said Four. "Your turn."

"Peter." says Eric. I walked over to him and Edward.

"Christina."

"Molly."

"Will," said Four.

"Al."

"Drew."

"Last one left is Myra. So she's with me," said Eric. "Dauntless-born initiates next."

Isobel ended up on Four's team. What was his strategy? Then I noticed, Fours team all shared the same body type: narrow shoulders, small frames. All the people on my team were broad and strong. Fours team would be faster that ours. Speed would probably be good for capture the flag. Four is obviously smarter than Eric. They finished choosing teams, and Eric smirked at Four.

Just before Tris jumped out of the train, Molly shoved her shoulder, and she almost toppled out of the train car. Before she could try it again, Tris jumped.

We rode the train for a little while longer until Eric called for us to jump.

All of us began to argue about where the flag would go. Then, I had an idea.

"Put the flag at the end of the pier. It's surrounded by trees, so the flag will be harder to see.

"Yeah," murmured a few people.

"We should scout around the other teams territory," someone said. We all nodded.

Some Dauntless initiates I volunteered to go. We ran into the forest, trying to stay as quiet as possible and split up.

I hid behind a tree trunk holding out my gun. I crept along, until I heard a stick snap. I whipped around to see Isobel pointing her gun at me. I quickly pointed my own gun at her.

"If you try to shoot me, then I'll shoot you," I said.

"Whatever!" she said and puled the trigger, I did the same. I ducked out of the way of the paintballs. I looked up, but didn't see Isobel. I heard some rustling in a tree above me. I looked up and saw Isobel standing in the branches about ten feet above me. She shot and me before I could even think of pulling the trigger on my gun. Some paintballs hit me in the chest. I heard a thud and saw Isobel flat on her back on the ground. She probably fell out of the tree because of the recoil from the gun.

"Haha! Sucker!" said Isobel, quietly but triumphantly, getting up and pumping her fist. She was seemingly unhurt. I rolled my eyes at her. Before I could say anything, Isobel sprinted away into the night.

Suddenly, I heard the pops guns coming from our flags hiding spot. When I got there, people from Fours team were shooting at my team. I felt a paintball collide with my back. Then another. I ran to the pier to see Christina grab the flag and run away.

xXx

Even though we lost the game, it was still fun. But Molly and Drew didn't seem to think so.

"I can't believe we got beat by a Stiff and Christina!" she complained.

I kept on shooting Isobel 'evil' glares across the train.

This life could be mine if I can just pass initiation.

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