A/N: I know, they're all very OOC, especially Minion. But, I came up with the name Aquaticus Simian because of the Blu-Ray special 'Megamind and The Button of Doom' lol, Megamind says, "Oh, you sentimental simian you!" But I made up Aquaticus. Spell check had no suggestions lol!

And sorry for the shortness of this chapter, I've been typing all morning lol, and I wanted to throw this one up there instead of making a long chapter…mostly so I can eat breakfast haha!

But I'll work on Chapter 12 later today, and it might be up tonight of this afternoon if I'm not doing anything…

Oh! And the OC Sara Reinhardt, the reporter news caster lady, is actually me. Same name, same look, same reaction. I threw myself in the story haha!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but KM, SR & the plot!

Chapter 11

Minion glared at the TV screen, carelessly flipping through the channels. He figured Megamind were off in some hotel room, playing around instead of paying attention to what was really important: Megamind's reputation as the bad guy.

But noooo, because of that stupid Kaitlin, Megamind had lost sight of his evilness. It was just plain wrong. The bad guy doesn't get the girl!

Minion slammed his metallic finger down on the remote hard enough to send a crack running down its spine. He growled in irritation and chucked the remote across the room. A brainbot zoomed out of hiding and grabbed it in its teeth.

The fish shot a glare towards the robotic puppy, which whimpered and flew out of the room, remote clutched sadly between its jaws. Minion ignored its pitiful act and turned back to the TV.

His eyes snapped open in shock and he did a double take. "Megamind and Kaitlin Merando have agreed to do another interview on their relationship, to put the rumors to rest." Roxanne said with a smile into the camera.

"Now, Roxanne, do you know anything about these rumors? I mean, could you tell through yesterday's kidnapping?" A blond reporter asked with a mirrored smile.

"Well," Roxanne winked, "I can't tell you that, Sara. You'll have to wait for the interview, because they'll just have to tell you themselves."

"Alright," Sara said, looking slightly crestfallen, "I suppose I will have to wait. As will the rest of us. But for now,"

"This is Roxanne Ritchi!"

"And Sara Reinhardt!"

They both said at the same time, "Signing off!"

"Tune back into channel 2 news at 11 o' clock, for another interview with our blue baddie and his assistant!" Sara added as the camera zoomed out and faded.

Minion sat there, staring at the television with a blank expression. Slowly, his blank face melted into an expression of fury. Calm, calculating fury. "Not if I can do anything about it…" He growled, getting to his feet and grinning as evilly as a cute lil' fish like him could.

"So you guys really are a couple now?" Sara demanded, practically squeeing with joy.

"Yes." Megamind sighed, leaning back against the wall with Kaitlin at his side.

"So?" Sara prompted eagerly.

"So what?" Megamind yawned.

"Have you guys kissed yet?" She inquired, grin stretching from ear to ear.

A pale violet blush bloomed across the villain's cerulean cheeks. "Um…"

Kaitlin scoffed, reaching over and interlacing their fingers. "Yeah!"

The blond standing before them squealed in bliss. "Yay!" She clapped her hands together quickly, reaching in to steal a quick hug from the alien. "I've always wanted to start a Megamind fan club!"

"A what?" Megamind demanded, choking on another yawn.

"A fan club! Ya' know, like Metroman has?" Sara said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Sara! Stop pestering the villains and get over here! You're on!" Her boss, Mr. Lance Lafantain shouted.

"Sorry Mr. L!" She cried. "Bye, guys, I'll talk to you later!" Sara waved and dashed off, squeeing the whole way.

Megamind stared after her, jade eyes narrowed and suspicious. "I don't like her." He stated, crossing his arms.

Kaitlin giggled. "Yeah, she's a little loopy in the head…" She said, smirking at the villain. "Reminds me of someone I know." She added slyly.

"Who?" Megamind asked, looking down at her curiously.

Her smirk widened. "Wha-hey!" Megamind growled. "Mean!"

"Ha! I'm just kidding! J/K, J/K!" She laughed.

"J/K?" He asked.

"Just kidding!" She explained with the patience of a saint.

"Oh. Pfft, I totally knew that." Megamind quickly tried to regain some of his already lost dignity.

Kaitlin snorted. "Yeah, sure." Then she pulled her hand out of Megamind's grip. "I'm going to go get us some hot chocolate." She announced.

He smiled. "Awesome. Thank you." He added quickly, before she had the chance to remind him to be polite.

She grinned, pointing at him. He pointed back, touching the tips of their fingers together. Kaitlin giggled and swatted his hand away before turning and dancing out of his reach as he lunged at her playfully.

"I'll be back in a few minutes." She said with a smirk.

"M'kay." He closed his eyes and leaned back against the wall again, a somewhat dazed smile playing around his azure lips.

Kaitlin hummed cheerfully along to no tune in particular, filling one of the Styrofoam cups with hot milk and resting the already filled one on the counter.

She twirled in a circle, smiling to herself as she added a few mini marshmallows to hers, knowing Megamind despised them. When the hot chocolate was finished, she turned and picked them up, one in each hand.

The teen strode out the door, dramatically taking big steps in the empty hallway. She twirled again, giddy, but still careful not to spill the hot drinks. Her converse sneakers squeaked sharply on the white linoleum as she danced back to the villain.

Suddenly, the nozzle of a can was pointed in her face. She stared at it, cocking her head slightly to the right. Then whoever was at the end of the can sprayed something in her face.

"Ah!" She let out a squeak and coughed a bit, her vision swimming and her mind slipping in and out of focus.

With a groan, Kaitlin lost consciousness and collapsed, the hot chocolate falling to the floor and spilling everywhere.

Megamind drummed his fingers on his wrist impatiently, glaring at the clock as if his gaze could scare it into going faster. Where is she? He asked himself, glancing down the hallway that Kaitlin vanished into several minutes ago.

With a sigh, he pushed himself out of his slouching position against the wall and began to strut down the hall, cape flowing behind him as he walked.

He reached the end of the hall and turned the corner. Something lying on the floor caught his eye. His jade eyes narrowed into suspicious slits and he cautiously approached the object, his senses keen for any danger.

He came upon the item, finding two empty cups and a puddle of hot chocolate. But beside the puddle, tacked onto the wall, was a piece of paper.

Megamind ripped the piece of paper off the wall, reading it. His eyes widened in horror. The note read in scrawled handwriting:

I have Kaitlin. Come alone. Fight to get her back. You get one hour. If you're late, she dies. Come to the wharf, dock 13 and you'll find us.

~Aquaticus Simian

The villain's fingers flexed at his sides before he crushed he piece of paper into a miniscule ball. He let the paper drop and stalked down the hallway, seething with a cold rage he'd never felt before.

"Megamind! Where's Kaitlin? You guys are on!" Roxanne said, skidding into the hallway.

"No we're not." He growled between clenched teeth.

"What?" The reporter asked, staring at the puddle of hot chocolate. "Geez, what happened?"

Megamind paused and took a deep breath. "Someone, Aquaticus Simian, kidnapped Kaitlin." He told her.

"What? Is she okay? Where is she?" Roxanne demanded.

"Down by the wharf, dock 13." The villain replied coldly, walking forward.

"We have to call Metroman!" She cried, beginning to run.

"No!" Megamind shouted.

"Wha…why?" Roxanne stared at him, confused.

"He said to come alone. Me. Or he'll…" The villain trailed off, unable to say the words.

"He'll what?" Roxanne prompted.

"He said…he'll…he'll kill her." Megamind stammered, fighting the lump in the back of his throat and the nervous feeling coiling in the pit of his stomach. "I have an hour to get there."

"Well what're you waiting for, go!"

Megamind broke into a jog. "Go!" She shouted at him, urging him into a sprint.

Roxanne stared after him worriedly before pulling her cell phone out. "We're cancelling the interview. Someone's kidnapped Kaitlin."