Since Erika/Hyper Angel's been helping me so much via MSN, I'm gonna have to start putting her name on this!
Disclaimers: KH, FF, and anything I can think of, is not mine!
Thank you again to my co-authoress, Erika!
Enjoy follks, and note that this is more filler!
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Castle That Never Was
"…………………. SOO CUTE!" Namine squeals as she sees what the Drives had done.
"YUP! We dressed them up!" Ahlia says and holds up one. Yup, they were THAT bored.
"Kupo! Kupo!" Haru says, his tiny Moogle costume's pom pom wiggling with each movement.
"……Rawr!" Axel says, in a lion costume. He pretends to growl at the 'Moogle' and Haru giggles and waves his hand to the 'lion'.
"….. It may be CUTE but it's undignified! Look at my poor little Replica, forced to be a MOOGLE!" Vexen says angrily.
"Kupo! Kupo! Haru a Moogle! Kupo!" Haru says again. He's grinning.
"….. At least he ain't a Chocobo." Feralis says, flipping through her book.
"….Buck Buck?" Roxas asks, his tiny arms inside the costume's wings.
"…. I LOVE YOU!!" Namine squeals and hugs him.
"OOOH yeah, he's enjoyin' that." Xigbar laughs.
"…. I don't wanna be a doggie…." Saix says and he looks up at Namine, embarrassed. He has on a brown dog costume with floppy black ears.
"But you're a very handsome doggie, Saix!" Namine pets his head and Saix cheers up a little.
"RAAAWR!!! Sora a dinosaur!" Sora cheers and roars again. He's a green T-Rex.
"…. Kairi a pwincess?" Kairi says and looks at her frilly pink dress.
"….. Really? Kairi's a princess?" Namine says.
"..Well… We WERE gonna dress her up like YOU but the dye wouldn't stick!" Sovreigna says.
"……. Riku a…. a…?" Riku looks at his costume confused.
"You're a Heartless, Riri!" Erika says and picks up the 'Shadow Heartless'.
"...Flower." Marluxia strikes a pose and he giggles, the roses falling off his rose bush costume.
"CASINO! BLACK JACK!" Luxord calls out, a tiny deck of cards in his hand. He was in a casino dealer costume.
"Xi Xi a kitty cat! And she dance dance dance, and she dance dance dance!" Xion sings and she waves her cat tail.
"DEMY A SUFER!!!" Demyx says, posed on a toy surfboard, about twice his height.
"Uhh… That doesn't mean you're ACTUALLY surfin' little buddy." Xigbar tells him.
"Wha?"
"….WAAAAAH!!!! NAAAMI!!!" Roxas cries when Xigbar keeps staring at him.
"XIGBAR! You're scaring him!" Namine scolds.
"…But he looks like DINNER!" Xigbar says.
"……." Roxas's eyes widen. His jaw drops.
"Some barbeque sauce and we got ourselves a little KFC!" Xigbar jokes.
"…..NOOOOO!!!!" Roxas leaps from Namine's arms and crawls off.
"YOU JACKASS!" Namine slaps Xigbar and goes to find the baby Roxas before he could hurt himself.
"…. KFC?" Feralis asks.
"Kentucky Fried Chocobo." Xigbar laughs.
"NOOOOO!!! NOOO!!! XIGGY WANNA EAT ROXAS!!!" Roxas wails as Namine carries him back.
"No he doesn't. He's only playing." Namine reassures him.
"..Really?" Roxas asks.
"…Nah, I'm not gonna eat ya." Xigbar tells Roxas.
"Phew!" Roxas sighs in relief.
"I have no clue where my barbeque sauce is!" Xigbar continues.
"…..Naaaami!!!" Roxas wails and hugs her neck, still scared.
"HE IS NOT GOING TO EAT YOU! IF HE EVEN TRIES, I'LL KILL HIM!" Namine says angrily at Xigbar.
"…Dude, I think I pissed her off." He whispers to Gaia.
"…. you think?" she says sarcastically.
"WELL! IT'S TIME TO GO HOME GUYS!!" Forbidden randomly appears.
"…Look at what they did!" Vexen says, trying to get some support.
"OH MY GOD A CHOCOBO! Let's eat him!" She says jokingly and licks her lips.
"……..WAAAAAAHH!!!" Roxas runs away again.
"FORBIDDEN!" Namine glares at her and goes to find Roxas again.
"….. What I say?" She asks confused.
"………Why the hell are they in cosplay?" Xemnas asks, when he enters the room.
"….Erika's idea!" Erika looks up from playing with her Heartless little brother.
"…Isn't he cute?!" She holds up Riku. Riku wiggles his Heartless antenna and smiles evilly.
"…..Rawr." Riku gives Xemnas a glare but then flinches when Xemnas gives him one back.
"…….Zexi… funny." Zexion says.
"NOOO! YOU'RE CUTE ZEXION!" Forbidden says and picks up the 'Dusk' dressed baby.
"Dusk…. Funny." Zexion says and wiggles his arms.
"….Don't like Pikachu…" Larxene says.
"PIKACHU!" Roxas comes back and tugs Larxene's ears.
"GRRRR!!!" Larxene shocks him and sends him flying.
"soooo… You owe us for the babysitting! We'll call you." Forbidden says and they run off to the Gummy Ship.
"See ya!" The Drives vanish. Then Xemnas notices the mess.
"SON OF A MOTHER FUCKIN' BITCH WHORE!" He screams.
"YOU SWORE!" Axel, Xion, and Saix all say in unison.
"GRAAAAAH!!!"
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MY GOD! XEMNAS STOP SWEARING!
and now, since the babysitters left, we're gonna have sit back, and enjoy the Organization taking care of the little ones!
thanks FurryFur, for letting me use your name for this! :D