-1"Fine, I always wanted to be apart of a Starsky and Hutch team, I mean I seen that 2003 movie with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson,"
"You know me and you being a team could be cool, we could be like Bonnie and Clyde in the early 1900s,"
"Hey Bonnie, what are you doing?"
"Doing weed what does it look like?"
"Well fuck you bitch,"
"don't you call me a bitch you asshole, your criminal record doesn't even let us go into the mall anymore, do you know we are the only people in 1930s without a D.V.D player, so instead of sucking cock get a fucking job!!"
Well maybe we could be like Sid and Nancy….
"I want sex,"
"Your in new york, I can't give you sex…"
"But my heroin is running dry and I want sex!!"
"I can't give you sex in an email or something, I mean come on be logical, that war in Iraq is totally pointless,"
"Of cause it is, I mean we might be in the 70s and stuff but we know our shit,"
Later that night.
"I'm so high,"
"Me, too!!"
Well, uhh personally I love Sid Vicious, there isn't anything cooler than his bad boy attitude, his is an idol to me you know. Much better than Hitler!
"Hey you already done a cut off gag with me in it,"
"Calm down Hitler, can't we just have sex and show them that maybe Stewie and Olivia can be like us,"
"But Satan honey, Olivia isn't a man,"
"Dude get with the fucking program, it's the 21st century…if they can make Barbra Streisand look human they can make a chick have a penis instead of bleeding out her cutch every 28 days."
"Well we are here, time to kill Bush," Olivia says eagerly getting off of the plane.
"You know I been thinking that the election for the next president is happening now and that nigger or fat assed chick might win so I don't know if this is such a good idea."
"look the elders know what they are talking about,"
"The elders?"
"God damn don't you know anything about death?"
"I know that suicide is fun,"
"Right, well you got a plan or something?"
"I had one, we were going to be the Canadian prime mister and her lady but screw it Stewie, it's only the god dam white house. All we go in and slash him with a scythe."
"I like the sound of that, please let me do it."
"alright, alright." We walked to the white house and smash a window.
"Who are you? Some new Bonnie and Clyde?" President Bush says.
"You know it's funny I was thinking the same thing, but I think I like the Sid and Nancy one the best."
"Yeah that would be sweet,"
"Right you are bush, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you know."
"Really? I was just thinking of how to solve my Middle Eastern problems. We could all have a big… tea party,"
"Oh won't that be swell Olivia, can I bring my Rupert?"
"Stewie, we have to do our job, it's an important one and the elders would be pissed if we didn't do it?"
"Elders?" Bush ask.
"Oh yeah, we are like grim reapers, sort of anyways."
"Yeah our mission was too kill you, isn't it funny?"
"Oh yeah, the funny thing was I was going to blow my brains out next Tuesday."
"Oh but you couldn't have a tea party then,"
"Wow short guy, you are really smart. What was I thinking? I can't blow my brains out before the tea party."
"Short guy, fuck you Bush." I say as I slash his head with my scythe.
"Ok, we got to get out of here."
"Wait, one last thing." I tell Olivia as I pull down my pants and pee all over his face.
"Tea party that son of a bitch and don't call me short." We ran, soon we were on a plane back to Quahog.
"That was rather easy,"
"Yeah I know what you mean Olivia."
"I was expecting at least to kill a guard or something or alarms to go of when we smashed the windows."
"So was I, but I realised something. We live in the U.S.A and we are really cheap."
A/N: That was pretty much just rushed so I could finish this whole boring Bush thing. Personally I don't like republicans but I think Bush was ok… I mean forget about the whole mess he caused, he tried his best to clean it up even if he invaded the wrong country first but come on, he tried his best…