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Chapter Eleven: Time to Go to Sleep

I couldn't help but feel as if Gamzee and Karkat could read each other's mind. I mean the way they would communicate with each other without even opening their mouth was just cool. I couldn't help but wish I had a friend that close. Dave's great but I can barely tell if he's happy or not. They must've gone through a lot together. I wondered what they had been through but I didn't want to ask. And why was Gamzee staring at me for so long? Karkat said it was because he was thinking, but about what?

Karkat was in the bathroom taking a shower. He had been in there for 30 minutes now singing love songs as loudly as he could. This must've really bugged Dave because he came charging into my room.

"Would you please tell that idiot to shut his motherfucking pie hole?" he yelled at me but only because I wouldn't have been able to hear him otherwise.

"No, he seems so happy," I said looking at him with a goofy smile. He threw his arms up in the air and pounded on the bathroom door.

"Would you shut the fuck up?" he asked Karkat, "You're giving me a fucking headache!"

I heard the shower turn off. Then the shower curtain pulled back. I then heard the door slowly opening revealing a Karkat in nothing but a towel. I blushed at the sight of Karkat but didn't know why, I wasn't a homosexual and Dave didn't make me blush when he was in nothing but a towel, unless he was having a conversation with me. But Karkat had barely opened the door when I blushed it just didn't make sense so I averted my eyes from him. He opened his mouth and the longest string of insults, metaphors and swears I had ever heard came out of his mouth so loud that I thought my ears were going to bleed.

Karkat's words put Dave motherfucking Strider's metaphors and insults to shame. Dave tried to retort but failed as he was repeatedly interrupted by Karkat's counter insults. Karkat then promptly picked up the basket of his toiletries and headed to my room. Why didn't he change in the bathroom? I thought as he entered leaving Dave to go sulk in his room. He went to his closet and closed the door. I sighed.

I realized that Karkat didn't have any pajamas though and got out some pajamas for him. We were about the same size so it wasn't a problem. I knocked on the closet door.

"Um, Karkat, do you want some pajamas?" I asked.

"Fuck…yeah sure whatever," he said opening the closet door enough for me to give him my pajamas.

About a minute later he emerged from the closet wearing my blue fuzzy pajamas with robot bunnies on them. I suppressed a giggle. I hadn't looked at the ones I gave him and those were my favorite but also the silliest. My sister Jade gave them to me for a Christmas present. The shirt even had a hood that when you put it on looked like you had bunny ears.

As an effect Karkat was the most adorable thing I had ever seen since he was actually quite a bit smaller than me and the pajamas were really baggy on him.

"You're so…so cute!" I exclaimed looking at him as if he was a cute stuffed animal.

"Fuck no! I'm not cute! Don't you ever say that again Egbert!" he yelled at me. I giggled.

"Whatever you say Karkitty," I said, ducking as he threw something at me, "so do you want the coach or the bed?"

"I'll take the fucking couch," he says plopping down on the couch.

"Are you sure?" I said, he wasn't going to sleep on the couch if I could help it.

"Yes! Why the fuck wouldn't I be sure?" he said, uh well yelled.

"Because it's uncomfortable and you've been through more than me" I pointed out to him.

He shrugged, "Yeah I have but that doesn't mean that I have to sleep on a bed."

Our arguing went on for quite a while until I, the Great John Egbert won hehe. Although he looked really mad about the sleeping arrangements he also looked the tiniest bit relieved. Make that one point for John Egbert please.