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Entry number eleven:

Nobody makes sense anymore.

I don't know what is wrong with everyone here in backwards land, or upside down land or whatever, but it's totally twisted. So Rogue comes stomping into the room like a few minutes after I get back, and of course I'm all happy and giddy (in spite of my discovery. Or maybe because of my recent discovery? I mean, I totally don't have a thing for Gambit, but come on... he's GAMBIT. If he has the hots for you, that's saying something.) and I'm practically bouncing in place. She crosses her arms at me and gives me this look that totally shut me up before I even had a chance to start talking, and I'm all like... what? She didn't say anything, but I could totally tell she was right . So of course I start going through a list of things in my head that I might have possibly done to make her mad at me... I still don't know what her friggin' problem was. Anyways, she says nothing (Like actually said "nothing.") before casually sauntering over to the window before asking me how my day was.

And then the excitment returns of course. I start bouncing again and totally spill everything that happened, and how Remy was acting all weird about it (Leaving out some key details of course.) and for some reason she doesn't look as shocked, or happy... or anything... as I thought she would. In fact, she crosses her arms and gives me this skeptical look like I just said the stupidest thing she's ever heard. I get that look from her a lot.

So I'm all like "What? Don't you think it's awesome?!" and she's all like "No I do not think it's awesome."

And I blink at her like... did I just hear that right?

They don't get it! This is what we where working for! I got him back! I won!! Yay for me!! But noooo... Rogue goes off into this whole speech about how big of a low life scum ball Lance is and how he never treated me right to begin with. And then she says he's just acting like a jealous little kid. He had me, got bored with me and dropped me like a wet towel, (I'm quoting her here, I'd never say things like "dropped you like a wet towel." This just brings me back to the weird sayings thing again...) and then as soon as someone else picks me up he's suddenly all interested in claiming his territory. She went on about how it's human nature to want what you can't have, and I gently reminded her that he can in fact have... which just sent her on another monologue fit. I stopped paying attention when she started ticking points off her fingers. I'm pretty sure she was just seconds away from pulling out a dry erase board and drawing me a mind map.

A few minutes into her harangue I start to get antsy. I mean like, who the hell does she think she is, Remy?! How dare she tell me the reasons not to love the love of my life! I felt like Juliette being scolded for loving her Romeo. How awful! Then she starts saying how he was just using me before and how I can be dammed sure he'll just start using me again. And that's when I snapped. I told her she was just jealous because I actually CAN get some action. (I totally regret that one... but she brings out the worst in me sometimes.) Her eyes like, hardened over as she stared at me. After like I swear a year of her just seething at me, she finally shook her head and told me I didn't get it. (There are lots of things I don't get when it comes to HER.) It totally wasn't the reaction I was expecting from her, but this is backwards land remember?

What the hell is there not to get?! Lance wants me back! What I don't get is why every one is so dead set against this happeneing, when this was the plan!! So she tries to leave, but I totally won't let her, not without her explaining what it is "I don't get". She says there's more to a relationship then 'action', but if that's the kind of relationship I want, then fine. She says there are plenty of guys out there who would be willing to do anything for me (I like to call these types of guys Edward Cullens... sigh...) but I'll never find the right one if I keep going back to the morons of the world. By this point, I'm not mad anymore... otherwise I totally would have come up with some snappy come back for calling my Lance a moron.

I just cross my arms as I think about what she said. My mouth totally acts before my brain and I say "You mean like Gambit?"

The look on her face totally made me want to kick myself... ugh... my face went beet red instantly, realizing that she had no freaking clue what the hell I was talking about. I meant because of all the nice things he's done for me! Regardless of the fact he's warm for my form. Or possibly because... whatever. My point was lost in the fact that she was now stairing at me with this weird look. Trying to read my expression or something. Logan got that look whenever he was trying to figure something out. It was creepy. Either way, I looked away immediately and Rogue crossed her arms with that same look and shook her head.

She's like "I don't know what you're talking about."

Of course she doesn't. Doy.

I just shrug and mutter that it's nothing, totally expecting her to press for more information but (in total upsidedown/backwards land style) she turned around and left.

And so now I'm feeling like a total moron, and she's probably run off to tease her new frenemy about the fact that she knows who he has a crush on.

Ugggghhh... I have to call Lance back now.

I just hope these boys don't fight over little old me. (Who the hell am I kidding?! Two hot guys fighting over me?! I'd pop some popcorn and pull up a chair! Even though I'd be cheering for Lance... sorry Gambit.)

TOOTLES!!!
xo Kitty