Max is MINE

Max is MINE!: sup guys.

Demonic Angel: Nice name.

Max is MINE!: I know!

I3myboo!: hey Angel!

Demonic Angel: Hi Max!
I3myboo!: If you saw someone's hair change colors with their mood, what would you do?

BOMBS: scream

InlovewithNudge: I would too, but only because that's freaking AWESOME!!

Demonic Angel: that'd be cool!

Iggy's motormouth: OMG!! THAT'D BE AMAZING!!
Max is MINE!: Max's does…

ALL REPLY AT THE SAME TIME: WHAT?!

I3myboo!: yeah. It did. Sunday I got called a tramp in someone's head, and I got pissed

Max is MINE: yeah. It was like flaming red.

Demonic Angel: MAX IS NOT A TRAMP!!

Iggy's motormouth: WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT?!

I3myboo!: long story…

Max is MINE!: and we're not going to say it because we don't have time.

BOMBS: or it's another sex incident, and they don't want us to know about it.

I3myboo!:…no…

InlovewithNudge: Uh huh.

Iggy's motormouth: I'm bored.

BOMBS: me too. I'm gonna blow up something.

Demonic Angel: If you use one of my stuffed animals, I WILL KILL YOU!!

BOMBS: I'm not gonna…

Demonic Angel: good.

BOMBS: I'll just use your doll instead.

Demonic Angel: DON'T YOU SARE TOUCH SALLY!!

BOMBS: too late…touch.

Demonic Angel: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
BOMBS: Three…two…one…BOOM!!

Demonic Angel: GAZZY!!

I3myboo!: wow. They're obviously siblings.

InlovewithNudge: Oh yeah.

Iggy's motormouth: that's mean Gazzy.

InlovewithNudge: I bet that was awesome to watch those suckers blow.

BOMBS: ooooooh yeah.

Demonic Angel: you didn't even touch her!
BOMBS: I wasn't gonna be mean. You love that doll.

Demonic Angel: thanks Gazzy.

Iggy's motormouth: AWW!!
I3myboo!: Gazzy, let me know if ANYONE is mean to her or you.

Max is MINE: we'll take care of it.

Redhairedwonder has joined your chat group.

"Oh no," I muttered. Fang was staring wide-eyed at the screen.

"You don't think…"

Demonic Angel: who are you?

Redhairedwonder: My name is Lissa. Why?
Max is MINE: OH SHIT!!

InlovewithNudge: Do you happen to live in Virginia?
Redhairedwonder: Yeah…why? Are you like a stalker?

InlovewithNudge: No. Sorry Fang…Max.

I groaned.

"What did I do to deserve this?" I asked under my breath. Fang nodded.

"It must've been bad," he mumbled. I nodded.

BOMBS: did you know Nick, the dude you kissed, is Max is MINE!?

Max is MINE!: GAZZY!

I3myboo!: SHUT IT!!
BOMBS: Oops. My bad.

Iggy's motormouth: this'll get interesting.

Demonic Angel: oh yeah.

Redhairedwonder: NICK??

Max is MINE!: yeah…actually it's Fang. NOT Nick.

I3myboo!: how about Shawn?

Fang looked at me.

"Ha," he mumbled.

Max is MINE: NO!! not Shawn either.

I3myboo!: fine. How about boo?

Max is MINE!: only you Max.

I3myboo!: okay!

Redhairedwonder: am I missing something? This is Nick, Max, and their siblings, right?

I3myboo!: we're not siblings, and it's FANG!!

Redhairedwonder: uh…okay. But someone's pmsing.

I3myboo!: okay. TMI. We did NOT need to know that. we lied about being siblings.

Max is MINE!: and our names.

Redhairedwonder: so what is 'Max's' name?

I3myboo!: Max.

Redhairedwonder: o…k

SM has signed on.

"Fuck," Fang hissed. I nodded.

SM: hey Lissa! What's up?
Redhairedwonder: Hey Sammie

I3myboo!: uh…ok.

SM: who are you?

InlovewithNudge: is this THE Sam Demonic Angel: the one that asked Max out BOMBS: and when he kissed Max, Fang almost killed something

SM: I kissed a girl named Max.

InlovewithNudge: yep.

SM: she was hot, but I would never go out with her again, cause she was weird.

Demonic Angel: then why did you kiss her?
SM: she was hot.

I gaped at the screen, and I looked up at Fang who was glaring at it. His jaw was locked tight, and he looked like he was ready to kill something.

Max is MINE!: good. Cause she's mine now. You're such a fucking player

I3myboo!: hi Sam.

SM: who are you two?
I3myboo!: It's Max. ASS HOLE!!

SM: Oh…hi Max.

Max is MINE!: ha ha ha. She hates you now too. I always have.

SM: you're just jealous she actually kissed me.

Max is MINE!: uh…no. she's kissed me MANY times!
I3myboo!: And I would never do all the things I've done with him with you!
SM: What have you done?
I3myboo!: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!
Max is MINE!: yeah. You'd want to know.

SM: Wow…

Redhairedwonder: Tramp. Max, that's all you are. A slutty tramp.

I3myboo!: WHAT THE FUCK!!
BOMBS: NO SHE ISN'T!!
Iggy's motormouth: MAX IS NOT A TRAMP!!
Demonic Angel: SHE'S NOT A SLUT EITHER!!

InlovewithNudge: you bitch. NO ONE calls Max a tramp without getting hurt.

Max is MINE!: you…are…gonna…die.

I3myboo!: I feel loved!
Redhairedwonder: you're not

BOMBS: SHE'S MORE LOVED THAN YOU!!
SM: w/e

Demonic Angel: Shut up ass hole. No one asked you!
Max is MINE!: ROTFLMAO!!
I3myboo!: no he really is laughing.

I looked Fang who was really laughing hard.

"That's our Angel," I said happily. He nodded.

Redhairedwonder: NO ONE CALLS MY SAMMIE AN ASS HOLE!!
I3myboo!: actually, I think we just did. And I'm gonna call you a bitch. Live with it.

SM: Oh no you didn't

Max is MINE!: Actually she did. What are you gonna do about it?

SM: w/e Nick. Why don't you crawl your little emo ass in a corner? No one would care.

Max is MINE!: WTF?!

I3myboo!: HE'S NOT EMO!! WE ALL WOULD CARE!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

BOMBS: Why does everyone think Fang is emo?

InlovewithNudge: Who knows.

Demonic Angel: Well he does wear black, he does have black hair, and he does act unemotional

I3myboo!: But he's not!
InlovewithNudge: I know! God that's annoying.

Max is MINE! has changed his name to I'M NOT EMO!

I'M NOT EMO!: there.

Redhairedwonder: Max, go fuck yourself!
I3myboo!: why don't you?

SM: she won't have time. She's too busy being a whore and fucking everyone else

Tears came to my eyes. That hurts.

I3myboo!: I DO NOT!!
I'M NOT EMO!: Dude, I'm gonna murder you.

SM: bring it.

I'M NOT EMO!: when and where

SM: tomorrow at six in DC. The old chapel on sixth street

I'M NOT EMO!: I'll be there.

Redhairedwonder: you too slut.

I3myboo!: I'LL SO BE THERE!

Redhairedwonder: I'm gonna warn you. I have a black belt.

I3myboo!: yawns let me know when I'm supposed to be scared

BOMBS: CAN WE WATCH?
I3myboo!: sure Gazzy.

BOMBS: AWESOME!!
InlovewithNudge: SWEET!!
Demonic Angel: hee hee. This'll be fun!
Iggy's motormouth: you two do not know what you're getting into.

Redhairedwonder: no. they don't

Iggy's motormouth: I was talking to you, bitch! Oh. And Sam

Demonic Angel: the ass hole.

InlovewithNudge: yep.

SM: w/e. we'll let you know when we're scared.

I grinned and I looked up to see Fang was still pissed.

"Dinner time!" Annie called.

I3myboo!: sorry! G2g eat! I WILL be there. Count on it.

Redhairedwonder: good.

I'M NOT EMO!: BYE!!

BOMBS: Bye guys!
Iggy's motormouth: BYE MAX! BYE FANG!

Redhairedwonder: God. Spaz.

InlovewithNudge: I'm glad it's Max fighting you. She can do so much more than me.

I'M NOT EMO! has signed off.

I signed off and I looked at Fang. He was mad.

Before he could walk out, I stopped him.

"We'll get our revenge tomorrow," I whispered. He nodded, but I could still see the anger and hatred in his eyes. "I love you." I kissed him, and when I pulled back, I smiled.

"I love you too," he said softly. "That's why I'm so freaking pissed." I shook my head.

"Don't be."