A/N:Soooo. After many, many weeks, I regret to inform you all that...(sniffle, sniffle) Fang-he (sniffle)- well, he- he's not dead! (SOBS)
Fang: Love you too, Rae.
Me: Aww you know you do. Anyways, I received an overwhelming feeling to other day that I was abandoning my-
Fang: AHEM!
Me: OUR! Our readers. So I wrote up the following rambling... And then left it to rot somewhere in cyberspace... AND HAVE NOW POSTED IT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT!
Fang: So enjoy!
Fang: Don't you have better things you could be doing?
ME: Well,... No.
Fang: Don't you have school tomorrow?
ME: SHHHHHHHH! That is the accursed word! Don't let anyone else hear that you said that!
Fang: What? School?
ME: AHHHHH! Powers weakening! Writer's block coming on! Losing individuality! Energy sapped! (slumps on floor)
Fang: Bravo! Bravo! You should be on Broadway!
ME: (Perks up) You really think so?
Fang: No.
ME: (Pouts a little) Well fine then. This notepad thing is very weird.
Fang: How so?
ME: Well some of the letters are the same size and they look exactly the same if you them uppercase and lowercase.
Fang: Oh, yeah. HOw come your name is in all caps and mine isn't?
ME: Because I'm specialfullerer!
Fang: Specialfullerer? Really?
ME: YEP!
Fang: YOu made that word up!
ME: NU-UH! My brother did!
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang): That means it is made up!
ME: NU-UH!
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang): Uh-Huh!
ME: NU-Uh!
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang): Uh-Huh!
Me: Uh-Huh!
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang): Nu-Uh!
ME: Ha! I win you agreed with me!
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang, a.k.a. Bob the magical pony): $%&*^$...*&&^%^%$#!##$$^&*(*&^%$##$%^$#$%^$#!
ME: Bad, Fang! (Squirts with water bottle)
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang, a.k.a. Bob the magical pony, a.k.a. Pippy the Penguin): What was that for?
ME: You cursed like a cartoon character! (Squirts him some more)
Fangdlaicious (a.k.a. Fang, a.k.a. Bob the magical pony, a.k.a. Pippy the penguin, a.k.a. Billy Bob Jim Bo Jr.): I headbanged the desk and your computer was in the way!
ME: Oh... That makes sense actually... Kind of...
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang, a.k.a. Bob the magical pony, a.k.a. Pippy the Penguin, a.k.a. Billy Bob Jim Bo Jr., a.k.a. Syrah, the famous Shakira impersonator): Why is it taking you so long to type my name all the time anymore?
Me: No reason.
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang, a.k.a. Bob the magical pony, a.k.a. Pippy the Penguin, a.k.a. Billy Bob Jim Bo Jr., a.k.a. Syrah, the famous Shakira impersonator): Change my name back.
Me: Why?
Fangdalicious (a.k.a. Fang, a.k.a. Bob the magical pony, a.k.a. Pippy the Penguin, a.k.a. Billy Bob Jim Bo Jr., a.k.a. Syrah, the famous Shakira impersonator): First of all, because my name is not fangdalicious. My name is Fang. Also, my name is not Bob the magical pony or Pippy the Penguin. It is also not Billy Bob Jim Bo Jr. And lastly,... You think I could be a Shakira impersonator?
ME: I had that episode of Wizards of Waverly Place stuck in my head where they all dress up in the end like Shakira.
Fang (Secret government agent completely against letting me have any fun): Rae. Stop.
Me: Fine.
Fang: Much better.
Me: You know... You are a party pooper.
Fang: Me? I'm the party pooper? YOu are the one who makes me go to school with you and all other sorts of stuff. Might I remind you who abducted me.
Me: Ahhh! Big words! Its the weekend! You can use big words tomorrow.
Fang: Whatever.
Me: Yup...Maybe I can drive to the store later.
Fang: NO! NO! There will be no driving to the store!
Me: Come on I'm not that bad!
Fang: You were not sitting in the back seat when you almost hit that one person on I-95!
Me: That person had it coming! Anyways, the car was plastered with driving school stuff and student driver thingys. They should have known better.
Fang (Secret Blackmarket agent!): True.
Me: See I told ya!
Fang (Is dressing up like a pretty princess for Halloween): No need to rub it in.
Me: hehe.
Fang (No, seriously. We have his costume all picked out): What is so funny?
Me: Nothing.
Fang (It gonna be all pink and frilly): Oh goodness, not again...
Me: What?
Fang (Feel free to come and see it!): You're changing my name thingy again, aren't you?
Me: Who? Me? No?
Fang (If you know where I live that is): Yes, you are.
Me: No, I'm not!
Fang (You creepy stalkers knowing where I live): Fine, you aren't.
Me: Told you.
Fang (That must be you're day job): Can we stop this rant?
Me: Yup. But I have to do one thing before we go.
Fang (Your night job is...A SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENT!): What?
Me: I'M LIKE A HAWK! THESE ARE EAGLE EYES!
Fang: Lord, help me...
Me: BYE!
Fang: You change my name a lot in these chapters.
Me: Yeah, I'm just now realizing it.
Fang: And then there is the joke at the end no one is going to get.
Me: Well, they might laugh from the randomness, but they won't completely understand it. To the fullest extent anyways.
Fang: And just for the record, I'm not going as a pretty princess.
Me: Cuz going as a Twilight vampire is so much more manly.
Fang: Shut up! You promised you wouldn't tell!
Me: Goodness! You sound like you're five. Anyways, I'm wrapping this up right now.
Fang: Bye...
Me: BYE! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!