Special thanks to: wildstar12, princess of Othrys, gazingmoon, flare the cat
Theory number 11: Death By elmo
(i know...i copied most of the teletubby one...)
Ashfur was sitting on a rock, staring at a Twoleg nest. He was bored.
"Whatcha doin'?" asks a voice, a tan and white tabby kittypet had snuck up on Ashfur.
" Nothing. What do you do for fun?" Ashfur inquired.
"Well..... I'll show you." the kittypet responded, an evil grin spread across the tabby's face.
"Well, are you going to show me!?!" Ashfur geowled.
"Alright alright! Sheesh!" the kittypet huffs, leading him towards the twoleg nest.
"Wait.... I have to go in there??" Ashfur stammered.
"Do you want to be bored the whole day?!" the kittypet retorted hotly.
"Fine..... I'll go inside..." Ashfur mewed uncertainly.
When Ashfur walked into the twoleg nest, he saw a huge box.
"What's that?" Ashfur asks.
" A T.V." answers the kittypet.
"What's it do?" Ashfur inquired.
"You'll see..." the kittypet huffs.
The kittypet stands on their hind paws, closes their eyes, and turns on the T.V., displaying a hideous, red...
"AAAHHH!!! ELMOOOOOOO!!! HE BURNS MY EYES!! AAHHHG!! IT'S SO BAD!! IT'S MELTING ME WITH IT'S AWFULNESS!!!" Ashfur squeals, melting into a gushy, blue-ish blob
"That's odd, that usually happens only with Barney." the kittypet meows, suprised.
"Oh well!" the kittypet purrs and leaves the mushy remains of Ashfur behind.
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