Dear Grandpa Arthur,
Hi! Rachael here, or Rhode Island. How are you doing? I just heard from Dad that you think unicorns are " da bomb", which is nice to know (but a major grammar error. Shouldn't you have caught that?)
Anyways, I heard from Romano that I might need to start calling you "Mama" soon—mind clearing that up?
I've included some of my awesome chourico and cheese omlette with my letter, 'cos it's what I've sorta've been living off of for the past while. I'm sorry if it's gone a bit cold, because I've had nothing but snow since the new year.
Now, a lot of people have said that your food is bad. I don't really think so. I'm in the process of mastering the art of baking scones. Maybe if you watch me one day, you'll pick up some tips on how to improve yours. There is always room for improvement.
With Love and Hope,
Rachael Williams-Jones
The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
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Dear Rachel,
Er...that's your father's grammar. Not mine. Try as I might I can't get proper grammar ingrained into that boy's head... Just ignore that. I have no idea what Alfred has been telling people, but just ignore it. Seriously. Ignore it.
Thank you for the omlette, it was very good. (Uni thought so too). Although, I suppose if you eat them so much they get a bit old after a while don't they? Well, I hope you can hang on until you find something else to eat at least. Yes, alot of you states have had that problem recently haven't you? I thought global warming was supposed to heat the world up, not make it cooler. Thank you for saying that my cooking isn't that bad, I might try to come and watch how you make them sometime. (As you said; room for improvement.)
Sincerely,
Arthur Kirkland