Person: IT'S FINALLY HERE! AUGUST 27TH! ONE-SHOTS AND UPDATES GALORE! YAHOO!
Yamamoto: Tsu~~~na~~~ Come here, babe~~!
Tsuna:...*tries to stay away from his seme* Where's Monkey-san!? *paniced voice*
Person: *gives odd look* You really think he would be here for today of all days?
Tsuna: *sigh* No. Not really. *gets a big bear hug*
Yamamoto: I gotcha ~~~~ *starts whispering in ear*
Tsuna: *completly red*
Person: *giggles with blood coming out of nose* I love today... *turns to rare readers* For more than one reason. Besides the obvious, my parents left today and won't be back for three days.
Yamamoto: Licky you. *kissing Tsuna who's on his lap*
Tsuna: T-Takeshi~~~ Stop it~~
Person: *blood fountain from nose*
Tsuna: See~~! Author-san is gonna die~~~ from blood loss~~~
Yamamoto: *whispers in ear* I don't think Author-san will mind dying from seeing us. *puts hand up shirt*
Tsuna: *moans like a total uke*
Person: *nose explodes and blood spews out* NO NO! I DON'T MIND AT ALL! PLEASE, BY ALL MEANS, GO ON!
Yamamoto: *seductive tone* My pleassure~~
Person: *almost passing out! but still hanging on*
Monkey:...I really wish I didn't come here...
Anime: What are we doing here? *sees Yama and Tsuna looking... Indecent & starts to drool with some blood coming from nose.
Monkey: Yo people. This is another author, Anime80. Anyways- *smacks Anime on head* - we're here to help that situation. *points to Person*
Anime: Ya know... That reminds me of Happy Tree Friends...
M&A: *shivers* Remember folks, if you're going to watch HTF then you better have a strong stomach.
Monkey: Anyways... *walks up to Person* I fix thee, mother trucker! * smacks Person with butt of an axe*
Person: Who!? What!? When!? Where!?
Monkey: Us. I smacked you with an axe. Just now. This psycho place.
Person: What!? Give me it!
Monkey: No! It's mine!
Person: I'll give you Finalnd's sled~~~
Monkey: No! We are leaving! *pulls Anime's ear*
Anime: NOOOOO! I WANT TO SEE IT ALL!
Monkey: NO! We're leaving! *jumps into magical portal*
Person: *mumbles* Jackass. *turns to readers* Btw, if yer wondering what that was about then I have one thing to say...Hetalia. *hears something and turns to see Yama & Tsuna doing VERY naughty things*
Tsuna: TAKESHI~~~~~
Person: *stares, but no blood and mumbles* I guess I should thank him for that...Wow...I didn't know you could use a sword like that...
Y&T: *moans VERY loudly*
Person: *nose explodes again* We're done here... *starts swaying* Now I think I'll take a death nap. Bye bye... *falls to ground with blood spewing all over*
Tsuna: *crawls over* We'll see you later... *panting*
Yamamoto: Get that ukealishis ass over here! *pulls Tsuna's legs*
Tsuna: Not the sword again!