Seth, mic in hand was ever primed to run his mouth in a rant about how he got screwed out of the title when a heart pounding guitar riff silenced him, followed by the voice of YouTube rock sensation Natewantstobattle:
"It's what we're made to do
You act like we're to blame
Wear a mask to hide yourself
When really it makes us the same
A couple hours but it's feeling like days
Now you're running out of power
Leave you mangled and winding away!"
The audience went hushed because most of them had never heard this song, but once they saw who it was, they went wild! Selena and Baron made their way down the ramp, giving high fives and photo ops before stepping into the ring where Seth, Zahra, and Lillian waited.
The blonde Latina lifted her microphone to introduce the two teams. "Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an Intergender Tornado Tag Street Fight, scheduled for one fall, where the only ways to win are pinfall and submission! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 422 pounds, the team of Zahra Schreiber and Seth Rollins!" The crowd jeered raucously, but Lillian, being the consummate professional, continued. "And their opponents, weighing in at a combined total of 562 pounds, Baron Corbin and Selena Rose Mikaelson, the Wolfsbane Roses!"
As Lillian finished, Baron and Selena held the ropes for her to make a more ladylike exit before the bell sounded.
Zahra shrieked furiously as she bolted after Selena, wanting to tear her apart and make a good impression on Seth.
Sadly for Zahra, Selena knew exactly what she was thinking, tripping her up and sending her out of the ring headfirst with a chuckle. She slid out skillfully, stalking the tattooed girl the way Randy Orton would. "What's wrong, Zahra? Is the lapdog's little bitch all bark and no bite?" She taunted as the other Diva reached under the ring for a weapon.
Zahra cackled, her perfectly manicured nails curling around a kendo stick. "Bite this, you cunt!" She sneered as she swung, grazing her side. Selena hissed in pain as the bamboo connected, lunging for her with a solid left hook.
In the meantime, Baron and Seth were locked up in the center of the ring, Seth trying to use Baron's size against him by kicking away at his knees in an attempt to take away his vertical base, therefore giving him greater leverage.
But Baron, having had a wide variety of opponents try to do just that, braced himself before picking Seth off the mat by the underarms with ease, slamming him down without remorse. Hearing the wind get knocked out of his smaller adversary, Baron's inscrutable eyes took on a feral savagery the WWE Universe knew all too well: it meant that the End of Days was nigh for Seth Rollins...or did it?
Having knocked Zahra out with a merciless punt, Selena reentered the ring to check on Baron. He indicated Seth's unconscious body in the middle of the ring before taking a step to the turnbuckle. A savage grin spread her bloodred lips as she ascended the turnbuckle before climbing onto her lover's broad shoulders. Looking to the crowd, she screamed, "REBELLION!" before executing a corkscrew swan dive onto the tan form now thoroughly unconscious.
Chad Armstrong quickly slid over, making the three count before raising both arms in victory.
Lillian beamed, announcing loudly, "Here are your winners, the Wolfsbane Roses!"
Baron, in an unusually chipper display, lifted Selena by the waist and spun her around with a rather large grin.
Selena laughed merrily, gazing into his warm eyes as he pulled her into a sweet, soul-searing kiss.