Know Your Stars: Winx Club

Summary: I ran out of the fairies and specialists for now, So I'm doing the witches until more new episodes offer new fodder, Stormy –Chronic Bad Hair Day-Trix.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens to Stormy. Yeah- technically it was a tie, but Smilin Star 13 also asked for Stormy when she reviewed chapter nine, so that tipped the balance. What no one loves Darkar?

Darkar- That's right! Fear me and vote for me!

CHW-Oh shut up, my daughter's diapers are scarier.

Darkar- Fear me!

CHW (pulls out a dirty diaper )

Darkar- (Runs away)

Eleventh Victim: Stormy Trix

Stormy had observed Darcy running from a portal hidden in the trees and decided to investigate. The frizzy haired witch figured that anything would be better than the goody-goody rehab; boy was she ever wrong

Stormy walked through the door and entered a dark room containing a chair and not much else. Not having anything better to do, she sat down and tried to sleep.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars- Stormy Trix she only has her storm powers because of a freak science accident."

"No I don't I was born with these powers!" Stormy snaps.

"Sure that's what you get for being a science freak."

"I am not a freak!"

"Uh I didn't say you were. Then again with that hair…." The sentence hangs in midair and Stormy grabs it.

"What about my hair?" Stormy asks suspicious of the voice

"Oh well I didn't want to say anything, but Stormy- her hair is frizzy because when she was younger she let Icy talk her into seeing if Mr. Fork and Ms. Outlet could be friends."

Stormy turns bright red. "She promised not to tell!"

"Oh but she did." The voice lies- in reality Icy hasn't been in yet, but Stormy doesn't need to know that.

"Why that little lying bleep!"

"Yes, I see. Stormy Trix, she only became a witch because she failed meteorology school. And her hair was so bad, they wouldn't let her on TV anyway."

Stormy begins to growl. She would have begun to glow and power up as well, but her powers had been completely drained. So Stormy had to deal with growling at a disembodied voice that was making fun of her ambitions. "At least I'm not a disembodied voice!"

"At least I'm not a witch with no power." The voice retorts.

Stormy has nothing to add because it's true.

"Stormy- she stole her clothes from a stripper on Jerry Springer."

Random stripper from Jerry Springer comes on stage. "Hey you lousy bleep! Give me back my bleeping clothes!" The stripper- who bears a scary resemblance to Nephrena from Sailor Moon SuperS starts tugging at Stormy's clothes. "Give them back!"

"What! I most certainly do not dress like a stripper!" Stormy is in a rage, but can't do anything because her powers have been drained.

"Yes you do."

The Nephrena look alike stripper gives up and walks out. She really didn't want to see Stormy naked any more than the rest of us.

"Argh! If I didn't have my powers drained you would so regret that!"

"Uh huh, I just bet I would!"

Stormy picks up the chair and throws it, a poor substitute for being able to cause tornados, but what else can she do. Seeing nothing left to throw, the frizzy haired former weather witch storms out. "Oh once I get my powers back I'm gonna find you and kill you!"

"And now you know Stormy Trix."

Another victim tortured, life is good.

Review shout outs:

Smilin Star 13- Thanks for your suggestions (Only has weather powers because she's a science geek and only a witch because she failed meteorology school), Black Wildcat Ranger, Lita Maxwell, Clueless97- Icy's next and I'll have the Sky/Riven fic up by November, PurpleNova823 (AKA Raver) – Thank you for the ideas (Make fun of her hair) Charmed Millie, Ragnarok Destroyer, 333, Musagirl15, YinYang Pisces, Ikey, and Totally Ashley.

For all those who voted for Icy, she's next- send your ideas and reviews and I'll give you credit for them. Thanks for reading.