Invader Zim XR
Episode eleven: Our Favorite Colors Red & Purple
Red:awesome an episode about us!
Purple:Yeah awww man.
Red: What?
Purple: I want a dougnut..
Red: 00...-- next time.
Purple: Not fair.
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"Red what are you watching?" Purple asked as he walked in the control room seeing the 2008 pesidental final debat on the main screen as Red sat on a couch. "Trying to find out what a 'President is' and why do I have this channel.." He asked as he watched with a cirious look on his face. "Good question but I have better news I have dounnuts!" Purple said holding a box. "DOUGENUTS MINE!" Red shouted as he jumped over the couch to attack the dougenuts. "AHHH OUCH THAT HURTS!" Purple shouted then Red poped up with a happy look on his face while holding his dougenut, then purple got back up slowly while rubbing his head. "Are you happy now?" "Yes...Yes I am." Red replied as he took a bite of him dougenut. "Let see what eales is on Tv." Purple said as he did a transmission came up. "my Tallests." Invader Tenn said with a paniced look on her face. "Oh thank irk its not Zim." Red said as purple snatched his dougenut away. "Whats your report Invader Tenn?" Red asked. "I.." She started then three hours later. "And thats whats going on." Tenn finished as the Tallest stared at her for a moment then Purple said. "Red...were out of dougenuts." "what?" "Were...out of dougenuts." Purple repeated as he turned the dougenut box over. "NOOOOOOOOO!" Red shouted as he got a paniced look on his face. "Red...Red...its ok We'll get more." Purple said as Red tried to calm down and Tenn had a ok-then look on her face then said. "Ok so are you gonna help me or not?" "Yes...Yes we will! We'll send you your suplies." Red explained as Invader Tenn started shouted. "Oh no their back no stay away AHHHH!" Then the transmission ended and the Tallests just shrugged. "Ok so what did we want?" Red Asked. "I dont' rememer" Purple Replied as he turned off the mainscreen. "So what do we do now?" Purple asked as Red got a blank look on his face. "this episode is gonna be real short huh?" "Yeah I think so." "Dang...We better think of something oh I know we can do a talent show!" Red said with a smile on his face. "Can't the show already did that rememer Episode six." "Oh yeah." Red said thien thought again. "I know lets have a news show liek when we were kids!" Purple said with a smile. "hm...ok." Red said as they pulled out a desk and got some Invader Irkens to record with cameras. Red and Purple sat in their chairs with neck ties on and Red looked at one of the Invaders. "you sing our theme song." "What?" "yes every News thing has a song SIIINNNGGG!" red Ordered as the Invader started to sing. "Ok um duuuunmmm dum da da da duuuu bing bing shoosh la la la ahhh everybody plays Super Mario sunshine...and..Sonic rocks...shooosh da da da bing baaaa shuuuuu and everybody gets along" "Thats an odd theme song." Purple said with a that-was-weird look on his face as he looked at the invader. Red just took a deep breathe and said. "It'll work..Hello I'm your awesome tallest Red." "And I'm your other awesome Leader Tallest Purple!" "And today we're gonna be bring you the news all kinds of news right Purple?" "Thats right Red but first lets take alook at that weather Johnny?" Purple said as he and Red turned to the right to see a little taller then Tak invader standing their he had he had purple eyes and was wearing a purple Irken uniform. "Um...today.." He started in a nervous sounding tone while standing infont fo the window. "Um we h-h-have alot of clear skies here...in space...yes um...alot of stars out tonight...you can kinda see a planet of some kind far off in the distance." He paused while looking around nervously as Red asked. "So whats the forcast of the weekend?" "Well uhh." The Irken started again while pulling on his collor. "The week we'll pretty much be the same all week..i mean were in space ha ha right? ha ha." He chucked then golped and looked down. "Yeah um back to you." Red and Purple quickly turned around as Purple said. "Well its gonna be a great week so get out those swimming trunks ha ha ha!" "Ok Purple don't ruin it...in other news it seems as though the Invader Tenn is in trouble and is looking for something but we tottaly forgot cause we were focused on the yummy dougenut more then her talking so if she's watching this...we're sorry!" Red explained then looked at Purple. "Yeah it wasn't our fault I mean those dougenut man...tempting...but anyway like try sports Zek?" Purple asked as Zek a orange Irken came up on the screem. "Whats the sports like. "WERE IN SPACE WE HAVE NO SPORTS!" Zek shouted as it went back to the Tallest. "Ok." Purple said. "This just in it turns out there are no sports in space!" Red said with a smile on his face then Purple asked. "What is everyone gonna see this?" "Yeah we're on right now." "Oh yey HIIII HUNNY! DADDY LOVES YOU CTEN! BE SAFE LOVE YA!" Purple said as he waved and got into the cammera.
Zim's house 2:00pm
"Thats soo embraessing." Cten said with a oh-my-gosh look on her face while standing infront of the screen. Zim was still asleep on the couch, Gir, Kiki & Trek were playing Tag through the house, and Zena just walked in. "This that the tallest?" Zena asked. "Yes...I think their board again." Cten said. "Oh well...your dad is well very odd." Zena said as Cten fell over in embaressment.
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"Yes yes We all love Cten...anyway what eales to we have on the news today?" Red asked. "Oh in horror of my awesome daughter I have BABY PICTURES!" Purple said as he pulled out a baby album that said Cten on it. "She's gonna hate you for this." Red started. "And thats not news thats just you being a dad." Red continued as purple got a sad look on his face. "But I like being a dad.." "Ok fine you can do it..this time next time we net to show embaressing pictures of Zim being bannished...the first time." Red said as Purple got a happy look on his face and put a baby picture on the mainscreen. "This is Cten at her first birthday aww isn't that cute!" Purple said then showed other one. "And this is Cten taking her first bubble bath see she even has her first litlte rubber duckky! ha ha we named it squeaky!" Purple started.
Zim's House 2:05pm
Cten jumped up and screamed at the top of her lungs. "AHHHHHHHHHH NOOO DAD NOT HTE BABY PICTURES NOOOOO!" "Aww how cute!" Zena said with a smile while walking up to Cten, but then Cten grabbed her by the collor. "No Zena not cute NOT CUTE!" "Wha-...whats going on?" ZIm asked half asleep. "AHH NOTHING!" Cten said as the two girls turned around to face him and tried to cover the screen. "NOTHING IS GOING ON GO BACK TO SLEEP!" Cten shouted. Zim just stared at them for a moment then turned to his side and feel back to sleep.
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"Are you done?" Red asked after about two minutes of that. "Yes! Yes i am!" Purple said happly. "Oh it appears we have a caller" Red said and pushed abutton. "Hello your on the air whats your comment?" "WHYYYYY DAD WHHYY" Cten shouted other the phone. "Shh, Cten you don't want to wak eup Zim again." Zena said as she was heard in the back ground. "Oh Hi princess! I just thought it would awesome to let everyone see yoru baby pictures!" Purple said as Red rolled his eyes knowing where this was going. "No dad you don't do that! I'm a Invader now YOU DONT' SHOW INVADER BABY PICTURES!" Cten shouted again. "Oh sorry sweetie I didn't think it would embaress you heh heh." Purple said as he scratched the back of his head. "DAAAADDD!" "Ok and thanx for calling." Red said as he cut her off. "Love ya Cten." Pruple said once again then Red pushed him off his chair. " And thats our show I'm Tallest Red." He said then looked down to purple. "And I'm...Injered...Purple." "And this is Irken...awesome...good times...News!" Red said as he waved to the cameras. Ending the Transmission.
End
Dib: I will stop you Zim!
Zim:Sure you can you humans are soo sad you coud;nt even beat me at a simple game.
Dib: Oh Yeah I Challage you to a...!
Linux: Next Time: Play Ball!
Gaz: At least I'm in this one this time...