We now present the eleventh installment of the epic tale of Horrific Z.
We're living free
And we don't need to be
told
That we're living free
So you'd best give up the
ghost
'Cause we won't take any crap from you
'Cause we're
living free
And we will not be controlled
By the likes of you
(Ridiculously awesome
guitar run)
Sanji: Hey guys, I wrote a parody!"
Zoro: YOU wrote one?
Usopp: This I got to hear.
Brook: I'll prepare my poor STOMACH!!! YO HOHO!
"Well, go on." Said Franky.
Sanji: ALL RIGHT!
Parody of: Trogdor, by Strong Bad.
Sanji:
ARLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arlong was a man
Well, actually, he was a shark-man
Well, actually, he was… just an asshole
But he was still ARLONG!!!!
ARLONG!!!!
Decimating the villages
Decimating the seaside
Decimating all the peoples
In the East Blue ISLANDS!!!!!
EAST BLUE ISLANDS!!!!!!
And the Arlong lives for the FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Sanji: What do you think?
Zoro: No…. no, we're definitely not putting that in the story.
Brook: Yeah, I mean some things are just sacred.
Franky: You should be ASHAMED of yourself man.
Sanji: Oh…
Robin: We now return to our originally scheduled fanfic.
Disclaimer: You remind me of the man. What man? Yeah the man with the problem. What problem? Yeah, the not owning One Piece. Who don't Awww, he don't he don't. Amaxing. (Don't own Trogdor either)
ACTUAL STORY BEGINS HERE
Usopp: See guys! Ten chapters of practice have finally paid off!
Zoro: Wow, we're getting paid three hundred berries to play in some middle-aged dude's basement. I feel really successful right now.
Usopp: (oblivious) That's the spirit Zoro!
Sanji: Since we are getting paid for this though, I think we should play the one that crapshooter never messes up.
Usopp: IMPROV! IT'S CALLED IMPROV!!
Brook: I have to agree with Sanji, he certainly has his HEAD on straight! YO HOHO!
"Let's start before they start throwing stuff at us guys" said Franky hurriedly.
Sanji: Why? We're running low on tomatoes…
Cut eleven: Sizzle Sizzle Bake and Burn
Parody of: Shimmy Shimmy Quarter turn, by Hellogoodbye
Sanji:
The beef Wellington that I made
Not as nice
as your flambé
All the poultry that I smoked
Not as
good as your chicken roast
Your food scraped across the ground
Next to
mine it looks profound
Every batch of my gourmet stew
Could
never compare to you
Persistent as a babbling brook
I'm searching through all my cookbooks Gotta
get right back to
Got
to find out all the things
Find out how you make your wings
Sizzle
sizzle bake and burn
Feels like I will never learn
How can I
run you in the ground
When I'm too busy getting down
Make my plan to out cook you
Strength and
dedication
Take it back to square one
Gotta get right back to
Make my plan to out
cook you
Strength and dedication
Take it back to square one
Swear I'm not an eggplant
I'm just
looking to recant
Your claim I'll never beat you
It's just
so hard to do
Steaks that simply fall apart
Food not fit for
the faint of heart
Sweets that bring you to your knees
And make the girls cry 'Sanji, Please!' Gotta get right back to
Swear
I'm not an eggplant
I hope this don't sound like a rant
It's
just that all my life I've yearned
One day you'll come to me
to learn
Steaks that simply fall apart
Seafood that'll top
the chart
Of ladies I'll have my pick
When my food has extra
kick
Make my plan to out cook
you
Strength and dedication
Take it back to square one
Gotta get right back to
Make my plan to out
cook you
Strength and dedication
Take it back to square one
Gotta get right back to
Make my plan to out
cook you
Strength and dedication
Take it back to square one
Gotta get right back to
Make my plan to out
cook you
Strength and dedication
Take it back to square one
Zoro: You know… you think you could have rhymed 'Chef' and 'Zeff' in there at some point.
Sanji: Don't blame me… blame the writer.
Brook: Like I was supposed to know what his name was! You come up to me and say "Hey Brook, could you write a song about my LIFElong desire to out cook my mentor and you expect me to play it perfectly by EAR? YO HOHO!
Client: AWESOME! AMAXING!! You guys ROCK!!
Usopp: Yeah, I know I do, what can I say?
Client: Here you go guys! All three hundred, it was worth it!
Zoro is handed his share.
Nami: I'll take that.
Zoro: Can't I have any money?
Nami: Do you even have to ask?
Zoro: Witch-woman…
Sanji: NAMI-SAN IS NOT
And so the first gig was a huge success. Kind of.
