This is the last chapter enjoy. I don't own Stargate Atlantis.
Midday was in an hour, in sixty minutes Amy and her father would be getting in front of hundreds of people and giving away one of the most secret of all secrets. John had thought about the whole thing and realized that Amy's father was going to tell everyone about Atlantis and the wraith.
"How do you think they even got a hold of the information in the first place?" McKay asked as John drove to the center of the city with everyone packed in his car.
"Why do you think I always know the answer to questions? You're the smart one, figure it out!" John snapped.
"I contacted Stargate control. They said they will send out someone to make the arrest public. We just have to make sure they are not able to say anything before hand." McKay mumbled.
"That should be easy enough, in front of hundreds of people. Did I also mention that they will have guards. Amy's not a very likable person." John pulled a hard left turn.
"What about me? I mean I did not go sneaking around finding government controlled information out." Keith was seated between Ronon and McKay looking nervous.
"Let's see, kidnapping, trying to take over, that's enough for quite a few years in jail I think." John glared at him from the front view mirror.
Teyla rode up front and glanced over at John.
"We can deal with him later, right now we have to stop Amy." Teyla looked down at the clock.
"So today's Christmas right? Maybe no one will show up." Ronon shrugged from the back of the car.
As soon as he spoke an extreme crowd came into view.
"Yea, keep dreaming Ronon." Teyla mumbled as they slowed down to safely travel through the crowd.
"We could dream, but her father um…whatever her last name is. He is popular believe it or not. Most of the city will show up, or at least watch it on TV. Either way we are so screwed." John stopped as Amy and her father climbed onto the stage.
"Double shit, they started early." John swiftly got out followed by everyone else.
"We can't let Amy see us coming or she will make an excuse and run for it." Keith stood next to John.
"Any ideas?" John asked as her father began to speak.
"Follow me." Keith began to lead them away from the stage and deeper into the back setting.
'So you see on this Christmas morning I have news that can change lives forever. I plan on leaving the mayor business in my daughters hands and going on an adventures itself. Many of you have asked questions about the disappearing soldiers. Where do they go, why are they gone so long?'
"We need to hurry." John snarled as they half walked half ran to the back of the stage.
'I have the answers that you all desire. The ones that will make this universe bigger then ever before. A whole new world shall be reveled. This place I speak of it called…'
Without thinking John threw himself onto the stage with a paintball machine and pulled the trigger decorating the mayor in red coloring.
"Where did he find that?" McKay wondered out loud.
"Here." Teyla pulled a box out to show three other paintball machines.
"What in the world are they doing here?" McKay raised an eyebrow.
"I think God loves us again." Keith grinned as Teyla graved one and ran onto the stage.
"Hey, boyfriend stealer." Teyla shouted at the bitch who was gaping at Sheppard.
Amy looked over and got a face full of black paint.
"Ahh!!!!!" Amy screamed as she glared at Teyla.
The others soon joined the other two with paintball machines.
"Hey kids, who's parents brought you to this dreadfully boring speech?" John questioned over the microphone.
Several kids glanced up at the stage with interest.
"Well, come up here for some fund." John walked to the left to reveal several boxes of paintball guns.
Kids laughed and jumped from there seats to the stage. Just as John had hoped parents also got up and complete confusion ran over the crowd. No one saw the two black cars pull up from the west. As men got out and headed to the mayor and Amy.
"What have you done?" Amy snarled at them as she wiped paint off of her.
"Stopping you from doing something stupid Amy." Teyla snapped at her.
"Your not from here are you?" Amy rolled her eyes and continued, "John finds you interesting because you're an alien. A thing. A monster. And…."
"Amy you and your father are under arrest for trying to expose government secrets." A large man said as he placed a handcuffs around her wrist.
"Wh….what how did you….Ahh…John Sheppard if you think this is over you are so mistaken! You and your little girlfriend are dead!" Amy shouted as she was lead to a black vehicle.
Everyone laughed as John wrapped an arm around Teyla.
"What?" He eyed them and realized his mistake.
Soon a full out paintball gun war was sounding through the streets of the city. John after a few moments graved Teyla's hand and pulled her away from everyone.
"Merry Christmas." He mumbled as he handed her a rectangular box with a golden ribbon.
Teyla smiled and rolled her eyes. She opened it to reveal what looked to be two golden Bantos rods. One had Teyla written one it while the other was blank.
"Wow, what are these?" Teyla eyed him.
"A rare gift, they are not to be used for a weapon unless you have no other choice." John smiled as she hugged him.
"What is with the blank one?" Teyla asked while running a figure alone the side.
"It could have your last name placed upon it or I thought you might want to wait to get married before you think about it." John shrugged as he looked above them.
"I see…. Sheppard." She smiled as she rolled his last name off her tongue.
"Do you know what we are under right now?" John looked at her with interest.
Teyla looked up and rolled her eyes. Above them was a large mistletoe. Teyla watched as John leaned down.
"Hey look over there." Keith grinned as he watched John's lips touch the girl Teyla's.
"You know why don't you just give them a moment?" McKay glared at Keith who shook his head.
"Whatever doctor. I'm atta here anyway, Amy got what she deserved and I don't want to be trapped anywhere near her." Keith nodded to McKay before disappearing in the buildings shadows.
"He's kind of creepy." Teyla mumbled as she and John walked up beside McKay
"God, are you guys trying to give me a heart attack?" McKay glared at the two who snickered.
"Who's ready to return to Atlantis?" Teyla asked while taking John's hand.
"Let's go, I need to…." McKay began to walk off while counting off his fingers the 'things' he need to do once he got back to Atlantis.
"Can we first take down the Christmas stuff that now decorate my house?" John shouted as he walked faster to catch up with Rodney.
"No, I think your lonely house will feel better. Why do you have a house?" McKay asked while looking at him.
"Um….for days like these?" John shrugged.
"Ok, so next year we should come back for Halloween!"
Wow, that was a weird ending. I did not know how to end it. Everything is terrible!! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!!!
So that's all for this story unless I find a better why to end it which may be possible, but to this point this story is
THE END