Fml
I feel that my other fic will be a better piece of work, after all, first fic was just an idea that came to my head. Amy the blind fox was something I always wanted to write
I'm going to start needing suggestions.
I don't know what to say
Well, I'll try my best to stay with the story line
I do admit that I have my mess ups here and there
I don't read my writing to begin with
Well, Enjoy-Oh shit. Forgot where I was at.
Right after school I see Issei walk in with brutal injuries.
I see Koneko walk up to me and give me money. Issei's money to be exact
"You set me up!" Issei yelled out
"Yep."
"God dammit Oww! Why do you always have to ruin my day?!"
"Because you ruin everyone else's."
"How are you qualified as an existence?!"
Damn that is cruel... Towards me...
"Well... Technically yes and no. In fact I should have died along with the race but I preferred to live."
"That knife throwing shit? Damn you."
Issei begins to charge me
Crash
The glass broke and a bullet hole appeared on the floor
"Yay, she's finally here!"
Issei stopped in front of me
"Who is she? And is she cute?"
"She is Reki, one of my friends from a long time ago, and working with me via contract. Oh, and she's also the reason why I know everything."
"Damn you."
He looks through the window and on top of a skyscraper a few blocks away, a flash appeared showing her location
I give a thumbs up towards the flash and turn back to Issei
"Aww, don't be like that, it's only a small job, for a good price."
I feel a tug on my shirt and turned to see the white haired girl
"...How did you meet?"
We met through our first kiss, shit... I can't tell her that
"We met through a contract before."
"...Oh."
I turn to see Issei trying to peek out the window, trying not to get shot but a few minutes later we hear a knock on the door
I open the door and Reki appears in the room
"Hello."
"Sheesh. She's just like Koneko. But with blue hair and not much of a loli-"
Issei was instantly whacked by the two and was instantly silenced
"Welcome back."
"Good to see an old friend- wait, give me a second."
She stands up and beats Issei with the back of her rifle before turning back to me
"Ouch..."
We then hear the door opening, Rias and the rest of her peerage appeared
"Who is she?" Rias instantly called out
"She's Reki, a friend and my contract killer."
"That's good to know. Now, back to the topic, today we are going to obtain our familiars."
Oh, that. Reki and I already have familiars though...
Everybody summons their familiars, including us two
"Derek? When did you get a familiar?!"
Both Reki and I have the same familiar, an eagle
"How else do I have the ability to screw everybody over? I use this to give me the exact positioning to throw my knives. And that's also why she is just as good as me in terms of skill."
Issei and Asia don't have familiars. Not anything abnormal.
We enter the magic circle. How does Reki enter it? I casted a spell on her.
We enter some forest in the night.
"Don't get your hopes up Issei, any familiar that does something lecherous to a woman will die in a matter of minutes."
Issei then turns to me with a hmm, what do I call it... Angry and sad expression
"Boo! You're no fun-"
BANG
"Done." Was all that my sniper said
"Did I ever mention how much I hate you Der- GAAAH"
Oooh... Reki shot him with a stun gun.
I then turn to the neutralized Issei
"Don't piss her off... Believe me, past experiences."
We turn to the tree Reki is on. Positioned on that tree was a table and a cup of tea. She sipped the cup of tea with her left hand and shot the rifle with her right, neutralizing a small dragon.
"Oooh! That is a sprite dragon. Very rare!" Someone came out of the shadows
"Oh! I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Zatooji the familiar master and a devil in training!"
He continued
"You! Young lady. What is it that you desire? I suggest something like the Chaos Karma Dragon Tiamat"
"Something cute."
"Of course milady."
He points to the neutralized dragon and turns to Issei
"You! What do you want?"
"A cute female beauty please."
"You never change do you Issei?"
"That's why newbie's don't understand anything. Listen? You have to catch powerful familiars. And each one has different abilities. If you are trying to become a Familiar-Master then you have to catch the same one several times, and then pick the strongest male and female among them. You have the two breed and make them give birth to their baby with strong abilities."
I hear Issei mutter under his breath a screw you to Satooji
We were then gestured to follow Satooji but I decided not to as everyone else left, except for Reki and I
"Wanna capture Tiamat?"
"Sure, got nothing else to do."
We go to the cave. It looks like it's supposed to be intimidating from the outside. Dead bodies everywhere, blood stains. Words that say leave now. Hydrogen bombs. Nothing out of the normal. Well except for the teddy bear that is staring at me 20 miles away on top of a tree branch.
"Okay, so the sign says do not enter. I think they need a new sign. It's too red."
"These bones are fancy."
I look at her poking at some bones with a stick
She doesn't seem interested in this. Hmm, must be too easy for us then.
OH! I got an idea. Might as well just check up on Rias and co. to see how they're doing.
Trees. Trees. Trees. Green. Slime- Wait...
"Reki. I find it unusual to see you doing jobs and leaving loose ends."
"It multiplied."
Dammit. And I thought I was supposed to ruin Issei's day.
I walk closer to the group and Koneko instantly bolts towards me and clinging on to me
"Err Koneko. What's this about?"
She points to Issei who looks like he just conquered the whole world
I walk up to him and hammered his head
"OWW! What was that for?!"
"You're one to talk."
"Oh? I'm one to talk? Says the lolicon."
Oh now he just done did it.
I leak out a unimaginable amount of ki and glare at him with the most threatening face possible
Then I go to a demented smile as I summon a falchion.
"Can you repeat that please?"
I see Issei now sweating bullets as I continue
"If you're wondering if I will kill you. That is an understatement. This is a falchion specifically made for you to feel pain. You cannot die to this sword. Just a feeling of being on the verge of death, bleeding profusely, being maimed or psychological trauma. Only sold for $99.99. hehe."
"He he he... shit..."
"Oh and I almost forgot. Viewer discretion is advised."
As I turn to everybody and look at them with a smile everything blacks out in to complete darkness. With everyone having no visibility of us.
"Now. I almost forgot. In order for you to stay sane. I will need you to count down from 1000 by 7, cuz you're going to be in a long fucking torture session pal."
"Draig! Help me would you!?"
[Sorry... Erm, Try not to kill my partner would you?]
"No promises. Now Issei, start counting down."
"No..."
STAB
"FUCK! ALRIGHT FINE, 993"
STAB STAB STAB STAB
A few hundred stabs later
"209..."
"Aww... He feinted. That's sad. I thought he could make it to 202."
I release the darkness and a few minutes later, Issei wakes up. But cannot move
"Note to self, do not piss off Derek in any way possible." Rias was writing down on a non-existent notepad
"Now. Where was I? Oh yeah, Issei doesn't need to remember this now does he? Might as well inject a 'little' bit of LSD in his system."
"Wait what-"
I open my school uniform and inside was...
"What. The. Fuck." Even the sadist Akeno said with widened eyes
Inside my blazer was all needles. Seriously, inside was rows and rows full of needles.
"Don't worry. I'm only going to inject... Let's see... 1... 7... 56... 231! 231 needles. Nothing of concern."
"Aren't you going a bit overboard Derek?" Rias was trying to avoid this as much as possible
"Nope. This is under-board in my terms."
"Are you for fucking real?"
"Yea, yea true story. You know, a few days ago, I saw a note under my door with Issei's hand writing. It said lolicon. On all 231 notes he gave to me. You know. Bullying is a bad thing these days Rias. You should know that. He's your servant, you discipline him." As I stabbed Issei unconscious with my 42nd needle
"Why are there so many rainbowwwssss..." The unconscious boy said
"Yea... I think I added a bit too much morphine." 124th needle
"Gaaah... Get those bunnies away... They're too bright..."
"And probably some drugs I didn't bother looking at." 198th needle
"Why are those teddy bears green...?"
"Aaaand, maaybee I sort of overdosed him, and maaaybee he will die. But don't worry. He's a devil, devils don't die that easily do they?" 231st needle
"7 is the first letter of the alphabet... Ha! Take that professor..."
"Precisely."
"Damn that Derek... Always taking all the good looking girls... What a lolicon show-off..."
Oh? So even unconscious he taunts me?
"I think we should go back now."
"No. I want to see this to the end."
"Suit yourself."
"Rainbows... make me cry..."
"Nevermind. Change of plan, I want to return."
We all enter the magic circle and transport back to the club room.
By then, I saw that Issei's mouth was foaming up. Probably a side-effect
Reki left for reconnaissance and me? I was just observing Issei passed out on LSD. He seems... Like... Uhm... How do I explain it... Oh wait... I can't
"How much did you fucking put in him?!" Rias yelled out
"Only like a few hundred liters... Nothing lethal..."
"Are you sane?!"
"Go ask Ophis that question. You won't get an answer from me."
"..." Rias opened her mouth. But didn't respond and closed it.
"Oh! Which reminds me. Where are my knives?"
I look at Rias as she shows a nervous looking face
"W-what are you t-talking about?"
"Cut the shit already. I know they're in the box to the far right corner. I'm just warning you not to take my things and replace them with one of Kiba's decoratives."
"..."
"I almost forgot. I need to plant a bomb on Issei's bike. Gimme a few minutes." As I went to the box and took my belongings
"Wait a seco-"
By the time she said something. I left.
Hmm... Hasn't the poor kid had enough already? I mean destroying everything precious to him (Other than killing his family). Just one last prank. Yeah... A prank... Definitely.
Time to strap the bomb on the bike... C4 Clay all inside the bike. Rig it to explode. If not exceeding speeds of 30mph then it instantly explodes... Having Reki on a scope in building a few miles away watching. And probably him being blown to pieces... But I know he's too smart for that.
Might as well just see it through then.
Shit... This is a bad chapter. I already know it
The reason why I added Reki is to have a point of view when Derek is well... stab happy. In fact. Even Akeno is scared.
Tokyo Ghoul and Hidan no Aria references
I feel unproductive to all ends with writing.
Hope you enjoyed
Bye Bye :P