Chapter 9: Danny's Geography Lesson (Only Makes Sense in Script Form!)

A/N: Wow! "High on Coffee" has been going on for more than a year now! Yahoo!

See? I told you I would update! Hahaha!

Mou... it's summer and I'm losing my English. So if I have some bad grammar... sorry!

And I haven't seen Grease for a year and a half now! Aaaack!

Did you know they have a "Rockin' Rydell" version now? Hmm...

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Rizzo: OK... who hasn't narrated yet?

Sandy: ((puppy eyes))

Rizzo: ((sigh)) Anyone ELSE who hasn't narrated yet?

Marty: Well... yeah... but we don't wanna do it. Right, Jan?

Jan: Twinkie! w00t! Twinkie! Mine! Mine! All mine! Fame! Fortune! Glory! Twinkie! Baha! MY Twinkie!

Sandy: ((bigger puppy eyes)) Please, Rizzo?

Tom: Yeah, c'mon! You can't resist a face like that!

Rizzo: ((rolls eyes)) OK, OK. You can do it, Miss Goody-Goody.

Sandy: Motherf-ckin' son of a b-tch YES! I mean... ((cough cough))

Everyone else: Oo

Kenickie: Now that's something you don't see everyday!

Marty: Hmm... she's got potential... what do you think, ladies?

Pink Ladies: Yeah... yeah... uh-huh...

Sandy: ((ahem)) OK... so... where's Danny?

Rizzo: You have to say the magic word?

Sandy: What's the magic word?

Danny: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Haha! Can we fix it? Yes we can! We have to have a can-do attitude! Like Offenbach's "Can-can"! ((starts dancing to the Can-can)) Da da dada dada da da dada dada da da dada dada da dadadadadada da da...

Rizzo: Grrrrrr... THAT'S the magic word!

Sandy: I'm guessing Tom already took care of the giant muffler and the... ummm... 568,987,228,934,669,880,958,092.0029348 gallons of coffee?

Tom: Yes... but triumph does not come without pain! He bit me! Can you put some antibiotic on this, sweetheart?

Sandy: Ahhh... later... right now, let's get on with our geography lesson. After all, that's why we're here, right?

Danny: Have you ever tried to play Mozart's Sonata K. 98765672893876587348529349759345? It's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hard.

Sandy: I imagine it must be hard to play something that doesn't even exist... Anyways, let's get on with the program. Rizzo and Frenchy should have put Danny into Eugene's Super-Cloner 3000 machine and cloned three Little Danny's. Right?

Frenchy: Yeah... and we've learned our lesson... Danny doesn't fit very well into a 1x1x1 in. box.

Danny: Unless I shrink down to Super Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow-Polka-Dot-Bikini Small Danny! Dum da-DUM! Batman!

Frenchy: Which you didn't... because you obviously can't...

Danny: Can-can! Da da dada da da dada dada da da...

Sandy: Where are the Little Danny's?

Rizzo: Uhhh... let's bring them out later... they're sort of hyped-up right now, so Tom is giving them Aspirins...

Tom: Ouch! Son of a--! Take the d-mn Aspirin!

Sandy: OK... there will be a 15-minute intermission. Keep it clean, Tom.

15 Minutes Later...

Sandy: All three Little Danny's are seated nicely at the dinner table, patiently waiting for dinner and hopefully a geography lesson as well. The very caffeinated Danny is busy making dinner for the Little Danny's. He is so caffeinated, in fact, that he has resorted to only speaking in "countries". And of course, whatever Danny does, his clones will follow as well. Confusing? You'll see what I mean in a second.

Rizzo: Wow... that's the most she's ever said at one time...

Tom: Lights! Camera! Action!

Little Danny's: US Hungary!

Danny: Kuwait!

Little Danny's: Norway! US Hungary! Bangladesh! (Israel China!)

Danny: Canada Turkey Greece?

Little Danny's: Oman, Norway!

Danny: Panama Chile?

Little Danny's: Yemen!

All Danny's: ((violently wolf down food))

Rizzo: Is that it? Boy that was a waste of time!

Sandy: But did you learn any geography?

Rizzo: No, I didn't learn anything... Stupid Australian!

Sandy: Hey! ((sniffle)) But this isn't Veggie Tales anymore!

Rizzo: I don't care... Stupid Australian!

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BTW, I got the geography joke from Nick Jr. magazine. LOL.