IDK who guessed the year in the last chapter first, nor do I have enough willpower to look. ALSO, i cannot believe you guys put up with me for 13 chapters. my friends won't even put up with me for 13 minutes...
Disclaimer ~ if it makes sense and/or is recognizable, it is NOT mine!
"Shut up Padfoot!" said Remus as Padfoot walked in the common room.
"Hey! I didn't say anything!"
"But you were going to."
"And how do you know that, oh wise Moony?"
"Because you have an "I'm-going-to-say-something-stupid-that-will-make-Moony-want-to-hit-me-in-the-face expression on!"
"Well, that certainly was a lot of hyphens."
"I know."
"YOU AGREED WITH ME! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Padfoot then proceeded to pick up a first year (known by her friends as pinkponyhouse) and ran out of the room. There was a SteadySilence in then room as people stared at the place where the delusional teen ran from.
Years later…
"Hey, Padfoot?" said Remus as he read by the light of the dying fire in Number 12 Grimmuald Place.
"Yes Moony?"
"You know how Azkaban is supposed to make people crazy?"
"Yeah…"
"And how you were crazy before Azkaban?"
"Well, I wouldn't say crazy."
"You're right, that's an under exaggeration. You were insane.I'm starting to think that Azkaban had a opposite effect on you."
"See here Moony!"
"Let me finish!"
"Never!"
"Shut up! You are normal now, don't deny it!"
"What are you trying to say?"
"That you were crazy before, and are normal now. Completely average, not the slightest bit unique in any way, shape or form; boring, unsophisticated."
"Now now, I wasn't insane, nor was I crazy! I was happily idiotic! And who are you calling boring?"
"You! And yes, you were insane!"
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
"Was not!"
"Really, must I remind you of the time when…(see beginning of chapter)"
Credit must be given were credit is due: THANK YOU MY LOVELY BETA! US COMPLETE MY STORY!