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Obvious Author's Note: Listen to the songs while reading lovelies!
Besides the obvious: This is a really dirty song so yeah….I don't think I need to say anymore.
You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (When You're Making Love)
Jasper: Take her home!
Emmet: She's wasted!
Emmet and Jasper: Yaaaayyyy!!!
Bella: My God, Princeton!
Right there! Right there!
That's the spot- that's the spot-
Okay, a little lower- okay, now a little to the left-
No, my left- OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Edward: Oh, my God, Kate
No one's ever touched me like this before-
You can't put your finger there!
OOOHHH! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!
Bella and Edward: Oh, Yeeaaahhh!!!!
Carlisle: You can be as loud
As the hell you want
When you're making love!
Emmet and Jasper: When you're making love!
Carlisle: You can be as loud
As the hell you want
When you're making love!
Emmet and Jasper: When you're making love!
Carlisle: You can be as loud
As the hell you want
When you're making love!
Emmet and Jasper: When you're making love!
Carlisle: You can be as loud
As the hell you want….
Bella and Edward: Ahhhhhhh!!!
Carlisle: Gary Coleman! You hear what?
Hell no, I won't tell them to quiet down!
Bella: Are we being too loud?
Edward: Yeah, are we bothering someone?
Carlisle: Oh, no, not at all kids!
You keep doing what you're doing!
Emmet and Jasper: Yeah! Louder!
Carlisle: You're not aloud to be loud
At the library
At the art museum
Or at a play!
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty,
You don't behave like you're
At the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud
As loud as the hell you want
When you're making love!
Emmet and Jasper: Making sweet, sweet love!
Carlisle: You can be as loud
As the hell you want
When you're making love!
Emmet and Jasper: Loud as the hell!
Loud as the hell you want!
Carlisle: Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet,
When you're good and done.
Carlisle Emmet and Jasper: Be as loud
As the hell you want
When you're making love!
Loud as the hell you want….
Bella: Faster, Princeton!
Renee: Brian, slow down! This not a race!
Carlisle Emmet and Jasper: Loud as the hell you want….
Edward: Oh, yeah!
Phil: Who's your daddy?
Renee: What?! Brian!
Emmet and Jasper: Loud as the hell you want….
Loud as the hell you want….
Carlisle: Smack it and lick it and rub it and suck it!
Emmet and Jasper: Loud as the hell you want….
Renee: Yes! Work your mama!
Carlisle Emmet and Jasper: Loud as the hell you-
Bella: Oh yeah, that's it!
Phil: Oh babe!
Mike: UUUUUHHHHHH!
Carlisle Emmet and Jasper: Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Want!