waluigi was super pregnant. he was sure that it was donald trump's baby, but he was not entirely sure. that is why he went to doctor mario. doctor mario was not mario, but a man pretending to be him, except instead of being a plumber he was a doctor. doctor mario was not a very good doctor, but he was the only one waluigi knew because he was the only doctor he knew.
"do you have any idea who the father is?" waluigi asked.
"yes," dr. mario said, "it's optimus prime."
"wah?!" waluigi exclaimed. "but how?"
"well, it's because optimus prime buttfucked you in your sleep," dr. mario replied. "seems he also has herpes, too."
"but what about me?" waluigi asked.
dr. mario fisted waluigi and made him cum. megatron barged in with sonic and they also started fucking waluigi. waluigi was busy being the greatest cumslut. also, there's no secret cumfart.
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