"I was such a fool."

In an instant, Mami's soul gem exploded as many ribbons wrap around the apartment. The ribbons were decorated in many colors and patterns, though they all have something in common. They all look paper mache and party themed.

Okuyasu ran to his home for cover only for the ribbons to peaked through his apartment home and uses it as it's nest. The only thing the teacher can do is screamed, "MAMI!"

Afterwards, everything became an acid trip. Okuyasu finds himself in a Wonderland of ribbons and paper mache as he is in what looks like a bizarre tea party. The one thing that caught his eye is a ribbon like monster with two dolls by it's side. In addition, Okuyasu's abomination of a father and pet cat are now tied up in ribbons to be part of the party.

"What did you do to my house?!" shouted Okuyasu.

More ribbons try to get Okuyasu, but he summons The Hand to erase some of the ribbons from existence. The Stand brushes his right hand over and over to shield his master as the man reaches his phone to call for help.

The first person he had in mine is…

"JOSUKE! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MAMI!"

...

Josuke just left the hospital for the day after treating multiple patients. He then looked at his phone for any messages only to find a ring from his friend Okuyasu. The punk doctor picks up the phone and casually said.

"Moshi mosh."

"JOSUKE! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MAMI!" shouted Okuyasu.

"NANI!" Josuke shouted back, "That brat Homura was right! Where are you?"

Okuyasu replied, "At my apartment. I can't hold on much longer. Hurry the…."

"Okuyasu!" cried Josuke, "H'AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Everyone in the public looked at the man oddly as he begins running for his friend. Josuke did not dare text for back up as he was more focused on saving his friend. That's all that matters to him.

However, someone else had plans on top of a building. There, Kyoko Sakura was spying on the doctor as she bit on some Taiyaki. She was hanging onto a metal pole as she found something to satisfy her hunger even further.

The girl grinned, "Huh, looks like senpai is in trouble with a witch. This is my chance for some more grief seeds."

…

Upon reaching Okuyasu's home, Josuke found the man's apartment door with something familiar. It appears to be a grief seed sticking out of it. Josuke sighs as he opens the door and found it be bigger than what it looks like from the outside.

It was a giant mess house of ribbons that is as big as a circus tent. It looks as if this was a fancy tea party that got blown up and smothered in paint. Even though Josuke has been into a witch's labyrinth before, this was something that seemed to much for him. Though, that was not so important as of now.

"Okuyasu! Where the hell are you?!" screamed Josuke.

"SO GOOD and HOT HOT HOT!" replied a voice.

Josuke found Okuyasu along with his monster dad and cat tied up and being forced fed some cookies and tea. Okuyasu looked as if he was a slave, chained up and treated like a pet. He looked almost out a breath as the apparition of The Hand tries to do something, but is suffocating from the endless amounts of sweets and tea.

"Bastard! I'll kill you!" screamed Josuke as he ran towards the witch that is strangling his best friend.

"Josuke…[cough] it's Mami." stuttered Okuyasu, "She [cough] became this [gurgle] thing!"

"Nani?!" questioned Josuke as he stopped.

That moment of hesitation gave the witch a chance to attack. Ribbons flew above Josuke as Crazy Diamond proceeds to punch the heck out of the ribbons.

DO RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA DORA!

Many of the ribbons were in shreds, but more replace it like the heads of a Hydra. Crazy Diamond kept punching as Josuke walks closer to the witch. Josuke's Stand followed pursuit, but in turn is being overwhelmed by the ribbons.

"Just a little more." thought Josuke as he took out what looks like a shotgun bullet.

Josuke declared, "Now to just get a clear shot."

The man tosses the bullet to his Stand as Crazy Diamond quickly grabs it and snaps it at the witch. With perfect accuracy, the bullet went through the witch as the ribbons faded away. The witch screeched as it wails back and forth from the pain.

Okuyasu, his cat, and monster dad were freed as Okuyasu uses The Hand to erased some familiars from existence. Okuyasu's dad carried Stray Cat as the plant kitty shot pressured air bubbles at familiars. The three simply gave space for Josuke to charge forward with Okuyasu's father and Stray Cat doing most of the fighting. Okuyasu on the other hand, has a plan.

Josuke then proceeds after Mami to restore her since he does have the power to restore things to their original state. Just maybe, Josuke can restore Mami. It was simply a hopeful thought.

Okuyasu erased the space between Josuke and the witch to get the man closer while the witch is wailing in pain. As Crazy Diamond is about to deliver a punch that will restore Mami, a spear got to the witch first. The spear lodged into the witch as it cries with a louder screech.

"Nani?!" screamed Josuke as the spear suddenly released red chains that sliced through the man. Crazy Diamond at least punched some of them to reduce any further damage.

The pompadour haired doctor was pushed back and landed on his back. He looked up and cursed under his breath that she appeared.

"Let a professional handle this." scoffed Kyoko as the spear went back to her hands like a Jedi using the force to get his lightsaber.

"Damn it!" cursed Josuke, "Wait! Don't kill that witch! It's Tomoe Mami!"

"Can it, asshole! You clearly don't get how it works." Kyoko criticised, "Magical girls kill witches for grief seeds and I need grief seeds to clean my soul gem."

Josuke got up and decided to pose and be badass as he said, "Is that so? It's gonna take a lot of grief seeds to clean up your sh*tty personality."

Kyoko bit her lip as she went to claim her prize. She has no time for a idiot like Josuke. "Whatever dude, she's mine."

"I don't want to hit a lady, but you magical girls are a whole new level." concluded Josuke, "I'm going to say this one last time, Tomoe Mami is that witch and I'm have to restore her."

"I ain't falling for your tricks, you moron." scoffed Kyoko.

Josuke, being the fabulous Stand user he is, summons Crazy Diamond and release a barrage of punches at Kyoko. He needs to get to Mami as soon as possible, but Kyoko just had to get in the way.

DO RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA!

Kyoko pulls up a barrier to block the punches, but they keep on breaking. It was getting harder to manage as she not only has to handle Josuke, but she saw Okuyasu charging at her. She tried to create a barrier of red chains to cover both sides, but the two punks surprisingly surround her big time.

"Oi Josuke. My knuckles are getting hungry." said Okuyasu.

"That's Great, cuz I'm feeling the same thing too." agreed Josuke.

The two man punched the barrier with both their Stands and their actual fists. Even though their normal hands can't do much, they are slowly breaking Kyoko's barrier to the point where the crimson magical girl is getting claustrophobic. Kyoko cannot believe that she is being bested by two random punks.

As Kyoko was laying on the ground and slowly being crushed, luck was on her side. Because the men were careless, they forgot the witch. The two punks were immediately grabbed by the ribbons as they pose to display their distress.

"Nani?!" cried Okuyasu, "Not again!"

"Wait? I got a plan." suggested Josuke, "Just use The Hand when I say so."

Kyoko got out of her barrier like a chick coming out of an egg as she dashed forward for the witch. She can now fight the way she likes it. Wild and free. Away from those two fabulous men and their monster companions.

Ribbons charge after Kyoko as she simply slices and dodges all of them elegantly. Her spear was her guide as she would prance through the labyrinth like a ballet recital. She got closer and closer to her prize as her hunger for grief seeds increases.

Josuke on the other hand plans on ruining her parade as he is flung back and forth by the ribbons. The moment he found Kyoko in his view, his plan is almost complete. All is going his way now.

"OKUYASU! NOW!" screamed Josuke.

Okuayasu released his Stand who was struggling, but manages to erase the space between Josuke and Kyoko. The man fell near the girl as the ribbons slowly tear apart. Josuke started screaming as he is slowly falling onto the girl.

Kyoko, out of instinct, slices the ribbons, but accidentally free Josuke. This lead the man to summon his Stand as Crazy Diamond jump towards Candeloro and delivers the punch that will restore Mami. Crazy Diamond gave a loud DORA.

The witch stumbles back and forth, but this time without any screeching. It looked as if it just woke up early in the morning with a big headache. The witch looked at Josuke with a surprised looked if you can call it that.

Okuyasu and his "family" were freed from the ribbons, but landed hard on their backs. The three got up and just stared at what just occurred.

"Josuke-san, is that you?" asked the witch.

"Nani! You should be back to normal by now." Josuke shouted.

"What are you…" Mami asked as she looked at herself, "Wwwhat?! What happened to me?!"

Okuyasu approached to Mami, "Um, how do I put this? You're a witch."

"If I am one, why am I not destroying everything in my path?" complained Mami as she looked around and found her own corpse. Mami's corpse was dead, but looks the same as it was a few minutes ago.

"Am I dead?" asked Mami.

"Now I understand what's going on! This is your original form, but not your original mind. Crazy Diamond was only able to restore your conscious." guessed Josuke.

"I'm going to be stuck like this?" asked Mami.

"We'll find a way to turn you back. In a mean time, you may have to stay with Okuyasu." concluded Josuke, "You have a lot of space in this house."

"Hmm, I never thought of it that way." agreed Okuyasu as he saw his own apartment is still in the form of a witch's labyrinth.

Kyoko, who had it with the two, steps up with her spear ready, "Alright! Enough with this nonsense! I don't know what trick your pulling, but I ain't buying it. I will kill that witch and get a grief seed from her."

Mami panicked as Josuke and Okuyasu stood in front of the witch with their Stands on guard. The magical girl stared at the fabulous men as they are preparing for a rematch. Before anything can happen, Kyoko's spear suddenly dropped.

"Act 3, Three Freeze!"

"You again!" cried Kyoko as she looked behind and saw a little man with a confidant stare.

"Koichi!" shouted Josuke and Okuyasu.

"Sorry if I didn't reply to your call Okuyasu. Duty calls. I'm glad I made it in time." apologized Koichi.

"Oi Okuyasu, while you were in trouble, who else did you called?" asked Josuke.

"Hmm, well there was Jotaro-san, but he said for me to call Koichi. I called you first. I was lucky that I had a chance to even call you guys." explained Okuyasu.

"That's it! I had it with you idiots." shouted Kyoko as she changes back to normal and is about to leave, but then.

"THREE FREEZE!"

Kyoko finds herself being planted onto the ground with her feet, trapped. She gets an idea on what's going to happen now. She tried to reach for her spear with what limited movement she has, but she felt a cold touch on her shoulder as she looks back and saw Koichi staring into her soul.

"I'm a man of my word." explained Koichi in a deep menacing voice.

…

Meanwhile, Kars and Kyubey arrived on Earth. Currently in New York City in front of a fancy apartment.

"So this is where Jojo lives in. How pitiful." mentions Kars.

"May I suggest wearing something less conspicuous. People can't see me, but you are another story. I do not think that these humans would approve of your current attire." mentioned Kyubey.

"I thought you don't care about etiquette. Only the mission." reminded Kars.

"True, but I want to eliminate any possible setbacks in the mission." said Kyubey.

Some cops came and approached to Kars to report on his attire. As predicted by Kyubey. The cops looked very concerned with guns ready to attack.

All Kars did was just stared at them with no sense of fear. He simply raises his arm up and swipes it. It was rather out of nowhere and serve no meaning at first. However, the cops were suddenly sliced in half with blood and guts spewing around both Kyubey and Kars. Kars did not flinch at the slightest while Kyubey facepalmed for how difficult it is to work with the Pillar man.

Any bystanders panicked or ran away for their lives. To Kars, it doesn't matter as he plan to kill everyone just the same. The half naked vampire caveman walks through the apartment housing while smashing the glass and door for just walking by.

"This would be more difficult than I thought." moaned Kyubey.

…

Outside of Okuyasu's apartment, Kyoko was buried to the ground with her head sticking out of the concrete. The red haired girl looked really angry as her soul gem was literally away from her grasp. She tried using her tongue to grab it, but it was pointless. In addition, there was hair on her face.

Koichi had the Speedwagon Foundation place Mami's corpse in a Cryogenic chamber until they can restore her. Even though the mess is over, there are other things that needs to be settled with.

"Thank you for letting me live with you despite my state, but I do not want to cause any further trouble." moaned Mami the witch. In reality, Mami does not want to live with people that she finds to be too weird.

"Nonsense. I don't want any of my students be kept in some facility for experimenting. These people just need someone to look after you and that will be me and my pops and Stray Cat." assured Okuyasu.

"You don't want to be running around alone in your state since some magical girl might try to kill you." mentioned Josuke.

"I see your point." agreed Mami, "I might as well accept your hospitality."

In Mami's thoughts, she prefers to stay with Madoka and Sayaka, though she might cause them more trouble. For now, she will just have to tolerate this.

"That's great. I've been meaning to ask you on brewing tea. Maybe you can teach me." Okuyasu rambled, "And and my dad seems to like you so maybe you two might get along."

It's like listening to a child excited for the zoo. Mami stares at her teacher who starts babbling about what they could do together in the meantime. Something tells Mami that her teacher might be lonely at home when not surrounded by his friends, though that is mere speculation.

She's now a monster and will be living with other monsters like her for now.

...

"Is anyone gonna help a girl out? Hello?" asked Kyoko who is still buried from the ground.

-To be continued-

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Notes: Well this chapter was sort of fun. I expected to do more chapters during my Spring Break, but I ended up needing some rest, mental issues, mental recovery, going out to places, looking over my overall grades, and so on. I can guarantee summer, but I hope I can do what I can for the next three months. If not, you know why.

Next chapter will feature, I hope, Joseph Joestar.