Of All Things

by Pessimistic Guardian Angel

What would happen if Alex had a little too much of Powerade? What would happen if Tom pushed Alex a tad too far? If Alex met one of his old classmates at the SAS when they grow up? Come on, read the story... I know you want to... Bunch of drabbles based on Alex Rider. Rated T cause I'm not sure if the story will have some "language".

11. Good Luck Surviving

A/N I did this at the request of LarkaTheWhiteWolf, who suggested Alex tricking one of the K Unit into doing something as a prank. I'm not much of a prankster or anything, so please forgive me if this chapter sucks, okay? Uh, I think that's it...

Disclaimer: I don't own him. I never will... or will I? Nah. I don't think I will... I'm sad now...

Alex wrapped up a gift in blue wrapping paper, carefully stuffing hot pink boxes inside. Then he called Wolf and told him to give the birthday gift to the Sergeant, since Alex couldn't give it to him himself. Wolf, being as gullible as he was, accepted the request.

A few days later found the Sergeant roaring angrily, "WOLF!"

As it turns out, Alex had wrapped up a huge box, and had put smaller and smaller boxes inside, making the Sergeant madder and madder. Then, in the last box, he had written in Wolf's writing, Happy birthday.

Good luck surviving, Wolf!