*Kansas *
"Merlin" He looked around at the unfamiliar territory, still reeling from being transported by a magical wind.
"Yes, Arthur"
"Where the hell are we?" Before Merlin could answer, a sudden movement behind them caught their attention. They turned to face it and saw a load of flying monkeys coming at them. They turned and ran through the forest being chased by the monkeys. Arthur pulled Merlin aside, behind a tree, and the monkeys carried on flying, without noticing them.
"What the hell is going on here?" Arthur furiously whispered
"I have no idea" Merlin replied "But I can tell you one thing"
"What?"
"We're sure as hell not in Kansas anymore"
Arthur jerked awake suddenly. 'That was a really weird dream. I need to stop eating cheese before bed' He thought before getting up. He turned the door just as Merlin walked in and asked,
"Where in the world is Kansas?"
"What?"
AN/: I love writing these, they make laugh when I get random stupid ideas like this one. I do not own 'The Wizard of Oz'.