CHAPTER ELEVEN
LAST TRAIN TO FAGGOTSVILLE
Harry walked into King's Cross like "What up, I got a big cock."
They boarded the express train to Homowarts.
Ron bragged to Seamus Ginger Finnigan, Dean Coon Thomas, and Neville Down Syndrome Longbottom about his Cup seats.
"You nicked those tickets, you slippery Weasley weasel fuck."
Draco Malfoy had been hiding in the closet, waiting to come out.
"Watch out, we got a queer over here!" said Malfoy, holding up Ron's dress suit. "You know how I know you're gay?"
"Fuck you!" said Ron.
"You fucking fruit.…"
Ron got to his feet. Malfoy slammed the door so hard behind him that the glass shattered and cut his dick.
Ron was dickhurt for the rest of the journey.