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Breakfast and the sparing challenge

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." Will Rogers

The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials.

The sheep has no choice when in the jaws of the wolf. Source: (Chinese)

To get through the hardest journey we need take only one step at a time, but we must keep on stepping.
Source: (Chinese)

Tsukune quickly made his way back to his room he took a quick shower, got dressed and went down to met the rest of the family. Mikola sat at the head of the table the rest of the family sat along the sides. Tsukune moved to try to grab a set beside Moka however her father spotted it and quickly interveneded. He marched over grabbed Tsukune by his arm. He was soon joined by Livia.
"You boy into the living room now!" Count Mikola ordered.
"Yes sir."
'I have the feeling if Moka and I ever got married her parents and I are going to be on a "yes sir no sir, yes mame, no mame basis. What happened to the nice people I met at the door!!!'
Tsukune took a seat on the sofa the two elder vampires towered over him.
"Now I want the truth out of you young man-" Mikola growled
"We will except nothing else." Livia roared.
"Did you sleep with our daughter last night???!!!"
Tsukune would have been impressed considering the two of them had just finished each other's sentences and finished speaking simultaneously.
"Um Sir, Mame I can explain. You see I walked Moka back to her room. Then I went back to mine. Later during the night I felt a little ill so I got up to get a drink. I managed to find the kitchen and get a drink. Unfortunately I got turned around in the dark and ended up in your daughters room. But I didn't do anything at all to her what so ever. I flipped on the light and I was shocked. Moka realized my mistake. I was going to leave but Moka asked me to get her a can of tomato juice. She had a stomachache so I went got her the juice and gave it to her. After that the two of use talked but after that I left. I swear I left."
"Really lets go to the video tape shall we."
Tsukune's face paled considerably. There on the screen was a video of Moka and him sharing a moment in the hallway. After that it switched to green night vision. It showed Tsukune stumbling around in the dark and unknowingly entering Moka's room. Suddenly the tape switched to a fuzzy white, stopped and ran backward signifying its' roll was done.
The tape ejected from the VCR. Count Mikola and his wife grabbed the tape and broke it in half.
"Very well boy. We will believe you this time but if this ever happens again your body will be scattered into so many pieces not even the vultures will find them!" The elder vampires screamed at him. The two of them stormed out of the living room to enjoy breakfast.

After that conversation Tsukune almost decided to skip breakfast, but Moka came in asked him to join her. Sitting down Tsukune carefully began to help himself to the mixture of bacon, sausage, eggs, rice, vegetables, and cereal.
He was careful to avoid eye contact with Moka's mother and her father.
'Great just as I thought that they were beginning to like me…How can things get any worse..'
"You boy! Pass the bacon." The old man with the mustache barked.
"Yes sir." Tsukune passed the bacon to his right over to Moka who passed it to the old man.
"Your soft boy! Are you to proud to work for a living?"
"Well I-"
"So you want to be a business man eh boy!"
"We I-"
"Good, good, excellent that is precisely how I got started with hard work and guts. I remember back in my day we didn't have any of these new fangled gadgets and gizmos."
"Grandfather this is Tsukune Aono. He is the person I told you about earlier. He is the friend of mine and Kokoa's from school."Moka said quickly trying to a get a sentence in before her grandfather started his speech again.
"Tsukune you say… Ah yes that's right the little scrawny thing that was tucked up under your fathers arm like a sack of potatoes. AH YES. I remember now the little thing that I tried to feed on. So Tsukune you are dating my granddaughter yes?"
"Well I-"
SMACK!!
The old vampire had reached over and used the crystal head of his cane to smack Tsukune's head.
"Yes or no boy! Don't give me your, "well I, however, or actually." No excuses! Yes or no boy!"
"Sir I really—"
SMACK!!
The old vampires' crystal head of his can came down hard on Tsukune's head again.
"You're a slow learner aren't you boy. Now yes or no!"
SMACK came the cane as it descended on his head again.
"No Sir. I am not dating your granddaughter. Although I'd like to."
SMACK
"You" SMACK! Must" SMACK "learn" SMACK "To" SMACK "Think" SMACK "On" SMACK "Your" SMACK "Feet!" SMACK!
"Great, quick, agile, cunning, unpredictable, and dangerous is the man who thinks on his feet! Age and wisdom will beat our youth and stupidity any day. Remember that boy!"
'Oh my head! I'm surprised I don't have a concussion from that.'
"Yes sir." Tsukune said weakly.
"You puny boy! It is hard to believe that you are youki! You do not act like a vampire. You act weak, sickly, and pitiful just like a human! You even smell and look like a human such weakness! Something that pathetic isn't fit to survive! Where is your pride as a vampire? Where is your dignity, your honor? Why did you allow yourself to be struck on the head by my husband's cane??!"
"That is enough. Why don't we go into the training room and watch Moka, Kokoa, Karua, and, Kohii spare." Mikola said "It would give the girls a chance to burn off some energy."

Yes I know a short chapter. Sorry there is a good reason though! I am working on ch 12 and 13. I hope to be done soon. So bye bye..
Cheers Dogsfang