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Chapter XI: The Volturi Visit

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Edward: Lazy Lion

Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl Alice: Psychic Shopper67

Emmet: Grizzly Bear

Jasper: Emo-tastic

Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U

Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp

Esme: Distressed_Mother

Special Guests:

Aro: Rays_of_Sunshine

Caius: Master of Evil

Marcus: Bored to Death

Lazy Lion, Klutzy_Vampire_Girl, Emo-tastic, and Psychic Shopper67 have signed onEmo-tasic: Howdy peoples. 'Sup?

Lazy Lion: Nuffin. I'm bored to death. Charlie won't let me at Bella's house and she can't be here. 

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Yea, Charlie can be so mean sometimes! How dare he not let us go to see each other?!

Emo-tastic: Edward, can you stop being so boring?! You're making me feel all bored and stuff.

Lazy Lion: I'm sorry, but I can't help it.

Emo-tastic: Fine, be that way.

Lazy Lion: I am that way.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Hey guys, I thought Alice signed on. How come she isn't talking?

Lazy Lion: … She's having a vision.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: What is she seeing? Huh? HUH?!

Psychic Shopper67: I just… it was… this can't be… what…?

Emo-tastic: Spit it out, someone!

Lazy Lion and Psychic Shopper67 in unison: The Volturi.

Psychic Shopper67: They're gonna enter this conversation in approximately 30 seconds.

(Btw, this is set BEFORE Breaking Dawn. Hee hee hee…)

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: ?! But I'm not even a vampire! What if they figure it out?!

Lazy Lion: They trust that I've already turned you. They won't ask about it. Just stay cool and don't mention anything about it.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Okay, I'll try.

Rays_of_Sunshine, Master of Evil, Bored to Death, and Carlizzle_the_Vamp have signed on

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: Hello, Aro, my good friend. How are you?

Rays_of_Sunshine: I'm doing just fine. I was just admiring how beautiful today is! Life is wonderful, don't you agree?

Bored to Death: No. It's boring.

Master of Evil: Of course it's wonderful! (wonderful for killing stuff…)

Rays_of_Sunshine: What was that, Caius?

Master of Evil: Nuffin, Aro.

Rays_of_Sunshine: Okay. It's so beautiful out today!

Lazy Lion: Yup. Sure is. Hey Aro, wanna go admire the beauty of outside and leave here?

Rays_of_Sunshine: Yes, Edward, that sounds simply marvelous! Come on guys, let's go!

Rays_of_Sunshine, Master of Evil, and Bored to Death have signed off

Emo-tastic: Woo, I thought they would never leave!

Psychic Shopper67: I'm glad they left. Thanks for mentioning that, Edward! I owe you one. They were going to ask about Bella.

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: … What the heck were the Volturi doing here anyways?

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Your guess is as good as mine.

Lazy Lion: -giggles- Aro was wanting to know if you would dump Esme so he could go out with her.

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: HE WHAT?! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

Emo-tastic: Dude, calm down!

Psychic Shopper67: …

Lazy Lion: O no, she's having another vision. …No, he wouldn't! I'm getting the frogs after him!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: What's going on, Edward?

Lazy Lion: Emmet is going to go in the mall, put glitter all over himself, and shout 'I'm such a pretty vampire! Look at me!'

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: …That is wrong on so many levels.

Emo-tastic: Okay, let's go get him before… well, you know.

Psychic Shopper67: We have 10 minutes to get to the mall. Let's go!

Psychic Shopper67, Emo-tastic, Klutzy_Vampire_Girl, Lazy Lion, and Carlizzle_the_Vamp have signed off

A/N: This chapter wasn't so great, I know. I'm running low on creativity. By the way, I need 3 more reviews before I update. I don't care what you write, I just want to know you read it. You could say 'I love this story!', or 'I hate your guts, go fall in a hole and die!', or 'My dog has a purdy collar.' Or an odd combination of the three. :P So remember, please review! REVIEW! RAWR!