These voices never shut up

by Moon Shawdow's Saint

its not Harry Potter. but all the charcters have read it, and there will be jokes and comments made! rated T for language and possibly perverted jokes. there will be new chapters. because... these voices never shut up! siriusly, please read it.

11. little piece of heaven

a/n: the first part of this is my one of my favoritest things ever.

Rett: cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs, and I know.

Yes I know it's not your time.

But bye-bye.

So a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun.

But baby don't cry. Cause you had my heart, at least for the most part. Because everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah.

Aubrey: ok Rett, that's enough.

Rett: you know what I did to leesha for you, right?

Aubrey: yes, you stabbed her 50 fucking times.

Rett: yes. Yes I did.

Aubrey: good, I was beginning to think I had to.

Rett: I put her in my closet.

Aubrey: yay. *maniacal grin*

Rett: no.

Aubrey: awww, why not?

Alec: what is he talking about.

Rett: you know leesha?

Alec: yeah, of course. He only talks about how he might be in love with her.

Rett: I killed her.

Alec: and he's not sad?

Aubrey: I was gonna do it.

Alec: why didn't you.

Aubrey: I thought I might miss her.

Rett: so I stabbed her fifty fucking times.

*Alec does a spit take*

Alec: what?

Rett: you heard her.

Alec: so what was he asking you that you said no to?

Rett: he wants to have permission to bang the body.

Alec: that's wrong, man.

Aubrey: I know.

Rett: I said no. I'm decomposing the body, down to a skeleton, and leaving it in my closet.

Alec: awesome.

Rett: you know what the best part is?

Alec: what?

Rett: the cops will never find her, cause shes in my brain closet.

Alec: oh, now that is epic.

Rett: isn't though?

Aubrey: guess I wont see her tonight.

Rett: really? *looks sideways*

Aubrey: well at least were in your brain room, and not in the city of evil.

Rett: yeah, but this room is a shining room built of gold.

Aubrey: she was a dwelling place for demons.

Alec: true dat.

Rett: we need to stop making these references.

Aubrey: man, this entire chapter has been a reference.

Rett: yes. I know.

Aubrey: its been epic.

Alec: more epic than Twinkies.

Abby: THAT IS MY LINE, SIR.

Alec: sorry.

a/n: if you know what any of the references are about, please tell me. It does me good to know what other people know of the awesomeness I was making reference to. I think I just like seeing my autocorrect correct the word reference . PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCES!