Kevin liked to think of himself as a lot of things. He was a master at most sports, enjoyed cruising on his bike and just loved thwarting whatever hair-brained scheme Eddy cooked up. If he was being honest, he wished he could interact with the Eds better but they all somehow managed to find some way to tick him off.
"And now I'm a Ninja...or a Shinobi. Whatever." The Jock was just minding his own business sitting on a bench overlooking the city. Since the Cul-De-Sac boys had been informed that they would be facing a Dark being who was the source of the monsters that the Shinobi had to fight, Kevin was contemplating what to do with this information.
"Ugh...Those dorks just HAD to drag me into this mess. I can't believe it." Kevin decided to walk around to clear his head. He hadn't planned on fighting evil beings before but then again, all three of the Dorks had gotten into a scuffle with bad guys earlier.
"Ugh, can't believe the dorks are actually one-upping me..." The Jock grumbled before suddenly noticing a familiar figure drinking from a water spout.
"Is that Yomi?" Kevin thought before deciding to approach her. The girl finished drinking and got up before turning and jumping slightly when she saw him.
"Oh! Kevin-Kun, I didn't know you were here." The blonde girl said, though she seemed happy to see him.
"Yeah, just trying to clear my head...would have rode on my bike but I left it back in Peach Creek." Kevin said with a shrug.
"Well, I'm glad you're here. I need help on something...Can you help me buy bean sprouts?" Yomi asked. Kevin tilted his head in confusion.
"Why ask me that, I'd totally help out a hot babe in distress." Yomi squealed in delight as she gave the Jock a big hug, causing him to blush as her boobs were pressed up to his chest.
The two arrived at the grocery store and Yomi was in the vegetable isle, giggling over a discount on bean sprouts. Kevin was thinking of getting some stuff for the house himself and was checking the meat isle before noticing Yomi with a huge pile of bean sprout bags in her arms.
"What the-?! Why do you need THAT much?!" The Jock said in shock as Yomi gave a giant bright smile.
"Because sprouts are the best food ever! You can have them with everything and make them a hundred times better!" Kevin sweat-dropped as Yomi began going into a long rant about bean sprouts. With a groan, the Jock plugged his ears and tried to drown out the noise before bumping into someone.
"Well, well, well! Nice to see you here!" Another familiar blonde girl said as Kevin realized who it was and groaned even further.
"Nice to see you too, Kat." Kevin said, causing the Blonde Kicker to grin with a blush.
"Already going for pet names, Kev? I didn't know you liked me that much already~." Katsuragi purred while Kevin slapped his face with his palm and sighed. Now he had two troublesome blondes with him.
"So what are you doing here?" The Jock asked. Katsuragi shrugged as she put some cabbage in her grocery bag.
"Eh, just doing some errands for Ikaruga. She's cooking back at the dorms tonight and needed some veggies." Kevin nodded before Yomi noticed them and walked over.
"Oh, hey, Katsu-Chan. It's been a while hasn't it?" The sprout loving girl said with a smile as Katsuragi grinned.
"You know it. Those hooters of yours are looking pretty saggy, want me to massage em for ya?" The Blonde Kicker said with a leer as Yomi blushed and shook her head.
"Not in public and definetly not in front of a boy!" Yomi cried while Kevin rolled his eyes and took some of the bean sprout bags Yomi was carrying.
"Take a load off, babe." Kevin said with a smile as he walked over to the counter and began placing the groceries. Yomi and Katsuragi looked at each other in surprise that Kevin would do something so nice before walking over and placing their items on the register as well.
"I figured you were a punk jock type. Didn't think you'd be so chivalrous." Katsuragi said with a smirk as Kevin chuckled as he fished through his wallet.
"Yeah, well you two both remind me of a friend back home. Her name's Nazz, you'd probably like her." The Jock said as he remembered his friend from back home. They may not have been a thing anymore but they were still close friends.
"I bet I would, she seems like a really nice person." Yomi said as Kevin chuckled and put the groceries in the bag before carrying it by himself.
"Don't you need help with that?" Katsuragi said as Kevin seemed to be struggling with the groceries but he still carried them with finesse.
"Nah, it's a good workout for my abs." The Jock joked, causing both blondes to blush and giggle before they ended up coming across another familiar face.
"Hey, hey, hey! Like, totally rad to see you again, Kev!" Shiki said, she was dressed in pretty casual exercise clothes.
"Oh, hey, Shiki." Yomi said with a smile while Katsuragi gave a wink and a finger gun. Kevin just sighed as he set the groceries down and decided to relax his tired arms.
"Phew, might as well take a break. Any of you babes wanna sit down?" The Jock said as the girls nodded. They were all now relaxing by a small park and just watching people go about their day. Kevin looked at the bean sprout bags in the grocery bag and then turned to Yomi.
"Yo, Yomi, I don't wanna be weird but why do you exactly like bean sprouts anyway? They aren't really that big." Yomi had a rather offended look and Kevin waved his hands in panic.
"S-Sorry! I didn't mean to sound like an ass, I was just curious!" Yomi glared at him a little bit but then sighed as her expression turned to one of melancholy.
"When I was a little girl, my family was poor. We lived in the slums and couldn't afford much food. I always hated people who were living comfortable lives that couldn't bother to look our way. Soon, my parents died of malnutrition right in front of me...I vowed to one day make all rich people pay and then I met Ikaruga. At first we hated each other but then we ended up becoming friends because we realized we weren't so different. The reason I love sprouts is because they are always there when you need them and don't cost much..." Kevin listened to the tale and soon felt bad for Yomi before putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Hey...I know I'm not good at this, but...I understand how you feel in some way. My dad..well, he's a jackass, putting it lightly. He beat me almost everyday when I was a kid. My mom did her best to protect me but sometimes she got hurt too. I eventually had enough and me and my dad ended up fighting one day...I killed him in self-defense." Yomi looked at Kevin with a shocked look as he told her his tale.
"Luckily, my mom remarried and my new dad was much cooler. He works at the Candy Factory in my home in Peach Creek. He also helped me out with some of my problems regarding my old dad." Yomi nodded as she heard this.
"I see. In a way...I guess we both managed to find a way to rise from our problems. You and your mom found a better man for your family...and I found my family in the other girls in the Crimson Squad...and Ikaruga and a few others." Yomi said with a thoughtful expression, blushing as she recalled the good memories she shared with the Crimson Squad and Ikaruga and Murasaki.
"Heh, if we're telling our sad backgrounds, might as well tell mine." Katsuragi gave a rather soft chuckle as she stretched.
"My parents were Shinobi. They went on a mission and couldn't bring themselves to kill one of their targets..." Katsuragi seemed to look at Shiki, who had an understanding look as she spoke.
"They were forced to become renegades and had to leave me behind so I wouldn't get involved. That's mostly the reason I joined Hanzo Academy, I wanted to become strong so I could clear their burden and reunite with them." The Blonde Kicker said with a sigh as Kevin looked at her sympathetically.
"Dude..." The Jock said as he rubbed the back of his head awkwardly. Seemed all the girls had struggles in their life as well. Shiki then sat down and cleared her throat.
"Like, I need to speak up too. My parents were Shinobi too, they died on a mission. We were from a rich family and I admit to being a bit of a spoiled brat back then...but when they died, like, everything went poof and I didn't know how to handle it. Then Yu-and-Mi's grandpa came in and took me under his wing with the other girls...I didn't get along with them at first but then Gramps helped me learn an old Buddhist chant that helps me when I feel lost." The girls seemed to already know this as they looked to Kevin with nods while he looked surprised.
"Man, you girls have it rough..." The Jock said. He had no idea the strong and skilled Shinobi Girls he and the others had met had dealt with such hardships in their lives. He then smiled and stood up before thunking his chest.
"Hey, if you need any help from me, the Dorks, Rolfy-Boy, Johnny and Fluffy. Let me tell you this, we'll be more than happy to help." This caused the girls to smile with gratitude before they all jumped him, smothering him with their boobs.
"AWWWWWWW!" The three squealed as Kevin struggled to get them off while his face turned red hot. Suddenly, they all heard a familiar cry that made Kevin go cold with fear.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY! LET ME BE WITH KEVIN-KUN TOOOOOOOOOO~!" The girls all scattered as Kevin looked up to see ANOTHER familiar blonde girl come crashing down on him.
"Oh, hey, Ryona." Katsuragi said with a sweat-drop as the only girl more perverted than here began smothering Kevin with her boobs. After that initial mash-up. The girls and Kevin resumed walking and heading back as Ryona piggybacked on Kevin's back while pressing her boobs on top of his head.
"Can someone get this Dorkette off me already..." Kevin said with a scowl. He had really hoped not to run into Ryona again, especially after their first meeting.
"Sorry, but there's no getting rid of her when she's on a Masochism High." Katsuragi said with a smirk as Kevin gave her an irritated look before sighing and continuing to walk. That was until they all felt a dangerous presence in the air. They all looked around but couldn't seem to find it.
"Alright, I know there's a bad guy here...I got that feeling in my gut." Kevin said while the girls all got into fighting stances. Ryona even hoping off his back and taking out her pistols.
"Ugh...It's that hard to mask my presence...even towards some novice. I don't even know why I bothered trying to sneak up on you guys." A bored sounding voice said before they all saw a lanky, white-haired man with a tired expression on his face. He wore a black vest, blue baggy pants and brown shoes.
"Who are you and what do you want?" Katsuragi said as she readied her legs for a kick attack. The man just held up his hands with a sigh.
"Look, I was just spying on you guys, seeing what you were up too...I didn't wanna, but Lord Beo forced me to." This shocked both Kevin and Ryona, who recognized the name but Yomi, Katsuragi and Shiki were not so familiar.
"You're working for THAT Dork?!" Kevin said as he proceeded to take out his Battle Axe. The man just shrugged.
"I'd rather not. He's actually forcing me to work for him. If it were up to me, I'd just close my eyes and take a nap, sleep off the day. He said as he shook his head. The group noticed a strange symbol on the palm of his right hand.
"That symbol...it marks the Deadly Sin of Sloth!" Yomi said as she noticed the symbol. The man just sighed and clapped with great sarcasm.
"Congratulations. You figured out my status. I'm Lord Beo's Chosen Warrior of Sloth. Sorry about those other assholes your friends faced...Chrom and Hachuri. I'm cool with Chrom, he just wants a good fight, respect the passion...Hachuri, not so much. I mean that guy will stick his dick in anything." The man said before noticing the others glaring at him.
"For the record, my name is Koith. I was just a regular guy who just wanted to live as normal a life as possible in this boring world...then Lord Beo cursed me and forced me to work for him..." The girls gave a rather sympathetic look at Koith while Kevin cringed.
"Jeez, that must suck. But we still gotta take you down!" Kevin said as he charged at Koith and swung his Battle Axe, only for his eyes to widen in shock when Koith's arm turned into that of a black-furred bear and blocked it before punching him in the gut with his normal hand...that launched him past the girls.
"KEVIN!" The four girls cried before turning to glare at Koith, who sighed and turned around to walk away.
"For the record, he started it..." The Warrior of Sloth said nonchalantly only for Ryona to let out an angered cry and shoot at him. Much to everyone's shock, he bobbed and weaved through the ice bullets like they were nothing before turning and delivering a roundhouse kick to Ryona's chest that sent her on top of Kevin.
"You alright, Dorkette...?" Kevin asked as he got up with Ryona, who mearley giggled in response.
"That kick hurt so good~ And please keep calling me that, I love it!" The Masochist crooned, causing Kevin to groan as he stood up to face Koith.
"What are you getting at, Dude?" Kevin said with a scowl as he watched the man leave. Koith just turned to give an unimpressed look and sighed.
"Why don't you get stronger and stop wasting my time and then I'll tell you..." Kevin had an angry tic mark but couldn't do much as Koith did a flip and ran across the rooftops into the darkness.
"Man, what a weirdo..." Shiki said with a sigh as she put away her scythe. Kevin then dusted his clothes off when he saw Yomi, Shiki and Katsuragi giving him a look.
"We want to know who this Beo guy is." Kevin sighed as he turned to Ryona, who nodded with an uncharacteristic serious expression. The Hebijo girls were the only ones who Ben informed about Velhallen Beo and so the Jock and the Masochist told them about what they knew.
By the end, the girls were shocked at what they were told. They couldn't believe that Velhallen Beo was the legendary Yoma, Shin.
"Yeah, we gotta find that guy soon and pound him good!" Kevin said with a scowl as he punched his fist into his palm before looking at the girls.
"And Me and my pals will be there to back you ladies up. You can count on it!" This made the girls smile as they all gathered around Kevin and hugged him, causing him to blush before they suddenly tackled him to the ground as he screamed while kissing noises were heard...
*later*
Back at the Cul-De-Sac Boys house, Double-D was sparring with Eddy while both were in their Shinobi Attire. Double-D clashed his Beam Katana against Eddy's Buster Sword and after a while, they broke off in a burst of pressure.
"Good job, Eddy. You're speed is improving!" Double-D said proudly as he deactivated his weapon.
"You've been getting more into the swing of things yourself, Sockhead." Eddy said with a fingergun as he sheathed his Buster Sword. As they headed back inside, they saw Kevin laying on the couch, his face covered in kiss marks.
"What happened to you, Shovel-Chin?" Eddy said with a tilted head. Kevin just sighed and chuckled as he looked at his rival with a cocky grin.
"I got four hot babes kissing me today, Dorky." Eddy looked shocked before getting angry and jumping on his rival as they began wrestling.
"TEACH ME!" The Leader of the Eds roared while Kevin was laughing. Double-D sighed and went to go get dinner started. He'd ask about what happened with Kevin later.
This chapter was a dozy to write, but I got through it. I just thought that the four main blonde girls would get with Kevin since they would be similar to Nazz in that regard and I wanted to show a nicer and more chivalrous side to our favorite Jock.
Also, there wasn't much of a fight scene this chapter but what do you expect from the guy representing the Sin of Sloth? Koith will have more time to shine soon...weither he wants too or not.
Next will be our beloved Son of a Shepard as not only does he hang out with our shy masked cutie, Murakumo, but also challenges the Bancho Babe herself, Daidouji. Hope you all get excited for it.
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