Dear Impossible People,

I have done the impossible today. I. Befriended. A rainicorn! Humanities greatest enemy! A human eating monster! One of the reasons why humans are in danger of extinction! I know I can't believe it myself. All my life I have been taught that if you see a rainicorn you run and hide or you kill it on the spot. But now I'm friends' with one.

This morning I woke up at the break of dawn so I thought that it would be nice to watch the sun rise. But instead once I was on the roof of the tree house I just went back to sleep. I was reawakened by the sounds of voices.

"Hi, Baby! It was nice of you to visit," I heard Jake call.

Popping up from my slumber I raced down to get dressed thinking excitedly that this must be Lady that I've heard the boys talk about. When they talked about her I thought she was some rainbow wizard that Jake has married… or is dating. I'm not sure I know they head kids though. But ether way I was thrilled to be able to finally meet the woman who has the heart of the dog I consider a brother.

After getting dressed I was rushing down the stairs to meet the woman. On my way down I passed a window showing where they were. Instantly I froze, what I saw horrified me. Finn had his sword out and Jake was beside him. Together they were both facing a rainicorn. It had a white horn on its forehead, and had long blond hair. Its body was extremely long and it was striped colored like a rainbow.

Knowing what I had to do to save my boys I went back up and grabbed my sword. Not wanting to waste anymore time I jumped through the window that I first saw them through. Landing directly in between my adopted family and the monster. Seeing the look on the monsters face I new I had it by surprise, taking the opportunity of its defenses down I charged it with a battle cry. The rainicorn was amazing at dodging my swings.

"Crystal!" the boys shouted in panic.

"Don't worry guys, I'll get rid of this monster!" I called back still focused on my objective.

"Wait, Crystal I'm Lady! It's me, in this body," it shouted in Korean making me pause.

"OH MY GLOB! YOU ATE MY FRIENDS GIRL!" I rushed at it causing it to fall on its back letting me pin it to the ground with my feet, "CAN YOU HEAR ME! LISTEN! KEEP! BREATHING! I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE! GUYS HELP ME!"

I lifted my sword up getting ready to carve the monster up to save Lady, when instead of my sword meeting flesh my sword met sword.

I looked to Finn in shock and confusion, "Finn, what are you doing?"

Instead of answering me he pushed me back as hard as he could away from the monster forcing me to do a back flip so I didn't land on my butt. Finn was standing in front of me his sword pointed at me his face was full of determination. I saw Jake rush over to the monster and helped it up and brushing it of the debris it happened to pick up with its coat.

"What the lump is wrong with you, Crystal," Jake yelled angrily at me.

Still in shock and confusion I answered angrily back, "What do you mean what's wrong with me? What's wrong with you!? Get away from that thing, both of you before it unhooks its jaw and swallows you guys up whole!"

"No," Finn said eerily calm, "because she won't do that."

"Finn, you don't understand, that thing is a rainicorn and they eat humans. We've got to kill it before it uses any of its magic on us. And we got to save Lady."

"This is Lady," Jake yelled in frustration and anger.

He turned his hands into giant arrows and gave them the allusion that they were flashing and grew something from his stomach spelling in cursive, Lady Rainicorn. Now I was just in shock.

"And we know that she eats humans," Finn informed.

"What the heck guys! Jake, it's obvious that she's only dating you so she can eat Finn."

"She would never do that," Jake defended, "because we love each other."

"And we're friends," Finn proclaimed.

I was absolutely dumbfound for a couple of minutes. Then I came to the conclusion that she had hypnotized them with her hypno-gaze and has taken Jake as a concubine and Finn as a slave. I knew that the only way to save them both was to kill her. I was just about to fight against my adopted family when a flash of blue lightning came out of no were. Blinded I covered my eyes then I heard the sound of a cackling of old man as I uncovered my eyes.

"Oh Fionna! Good to see you girl. How you've been?" the flying Ice King asked cheerily.

Ignoring him I looked to see what he had done. I saw that he had incased Finn and Jake in solid ice.

"Guys!"

"Jake!"

The monster and I shouted at the same time. I ran to Finn as I willed my sword to turn to fire then I slammed it against the ice as hard as I could. Nothing happened. I willed the flames to burn hotter and I hacked at it with all of my might. Still nothing.

"What did you do," I turned to the Ice King seething.

"Ooooh I just wanted to test my new fire proof ice spell."

"Unfreeze them Ice King," she yelled at him.

"Mmmm, naw. With them out of the way I can have all of the princesses I want," Ice King started laughing maniacally and proceeded to fly away.

"Ice King! Come back here!" I yelled at him chasing him down. Suddenly I felt myself being lifted up. I screamed. I looked up to see the rainicorn flying with me in its small arms chasing down the Ice King with me.

"What are you doing!? Put me down! Now!" I shouted in my panic.

"No! We've got to save the boys. You won't be able to catch up with him just by running. Now stop wriggling!"

This was what I was thinking. Even though I thought then that she had them under some hypnotic spell, even then I thought that it was strange that if she really was a monster that I grew up learning about. Why would she care about saving them? But I decided to be a stubborn person and I still stuck to most of my learning about rainicorns. So I focused on the task at hand.

Turning around the Ice King saw us catching up to him. I saw him panic and fly faster. We went after him just as fast but as soon as he crossed his boarder he created an army of snow and ice people and flew away to his castle. We tried to fly over them but they stacked themselves on top of each other and grabbed a hold of Lady's tail and my legs throwing us down on the snowy ground.

The battle was freezing but I hardly noticed with the adrenaline pumping through my veins. I fought with my sword at full blaze and Lady blasted every snowman with her horn. I noticed that as we fought Lady could fly away any time she wanted but instead stayed with me and fought by my side. We were soon at the foot of the Ice Kings castle.

The inside of the castle was like a maze full of traps and dead ends. A lot of them we were able to avoid, faze through (which I thought was awesome even though I still sort of considered her the enemy), or I just melted them with my fire. Eventually we made it to the Ice King's bedroom. We didn't see any sign of him. Out of nowhere we heard evil cackling then I heard Lady gasp and I was quickly pushed roughly forward as I heard the sound of lightning strike. Quickly getting up off of the floor and turning around I saw that the Ice King was hovering above us and Lady was frozen in a block of ice.

At first I wasn't worried and I just waited for her to faze through like she did before. But after waiting for a couple of minutes I heard the Ice King cackle.

"Well what do you know? My fire proof ice is also rainicorn faze through proof," again he cackled heartily.

I was in shock. She saved me from being a human icicle. Without anything in return she saved me. Looking at her I started feeling guilty for my actions and for what I said about her. Then I got mad at the still laughing Ice King for hurting my loved ones lover. I jumped on top of the frozen Lady and used her as a foothold for me to jump up at the Ice King. Then I swung my sword cutting the Ice King's beard short. We both feel to the ground, him on his butt, and me on my feet.

"Gah! My beard! You will pay for this Fionna!"

"For the last time Ice King. MY. NAME. IS NOT. FIONNA!" I yelled at him while willing my sword to full blazing furry. Then I ran at him head on.

I sliced at him with my sword he was able to dodge a few of them and he was able to push me back with a snow blast. Then he was flying again.

"Hey I just cut your beard! How are you flying!?"

"Magic baby," then he proceeded to shoot ice bolts at me.

I ran and dodged as best I could as he laughed like the mad man he is. I had no ideas, no plan, and I was doing nothing but reflexes. Thankfully that was what saved me and everybody else. I was running into a corner and I had no way to get out of the dead end I had put myself in. So I did the only thing I could do, I used all of my agility power to jump up the wall then I dug my aflame sword into the wall. I pushed myself off of the wall with my feet onto my sword.

Turning toward Ice King I used my sword as a springboard and jumped at him. This caused the Ice King to pause in shock for just a second, which was all that I needed. I punched the Ice King so hard in the face that I knocked his crown off his head and we both came crashing down to the ground. We both got up on are feet quickly and the Ice King tried to shoot me again with his ice magic but then he noticed he couldn't any more.

While he was frantically looking for his crown I rushed at him again and grabbed him by the collar of his rob.

I whispered menacingly while looking him in the eyes, "Never. Ever. Do that again."

He gulped, "Uhhh, has a-anyone ever told you, y-you look pretty when you're angry," he chuckled nervously.

Then I head butted him in the nose causing him to pass out and have a broken nose. Then I tossed him to the side. Looking around I saw that his crown had landed by Lady.

I put the crown on my head and thought, "Unfreeze."

Then the ice around Lady started breaking up and she was once again free.

"What happened?" she asked groggily.

"I defeated the Ice King. Now we can go and unthaw the boys."

"This is great! Come on lets go."

"Wait before we go there's something I want to say."

She paused in mid flight.

"I want to say that I'm sorry for my behavior and for what I said. There is no excuse for my actions. Will you forgive me?"

She flew back down to me and looked me in the eye, "Yes, I'll forgive you. I have heard a lot of great things about you from Jake. And even though we had a bad first meeting I'm still glad we could still become friends."

I rubbed the back of my neck guiltily, "Yah, sorry about that."

"What was that all about anyways if I might ask?"

"Oh, well everybody back home has been trained to ether run and hide from a rainicorn or kill it instantly. And I went in for the kill because I thought Finn and Jake were in danger."

She gave me a tired smile, "Well I'm glad you now know that I would never hurt them. Come on, lets go unfreeze the boys," she offered her back.

"Uhhh, here," I handed her the crown, "You go on a head. I'm going to get my sword."

"Are you sure?"

"Oh, yes. Very sure. Now hurry. Go! I'll be right behind you."

An hour later I came back home to find two very happy people because Lady explained to them what had happened. For the rest of that day we spent huddled in warm blankest together on the couch watching old movies.

Authors Note - I'm sorry for the delay. I'm having technical difficulties with my Doc Manager. And I can't send E-mails because my E-mail thing is screwy. I hope you enjoyed the story.