Discovery about Dazington Bellydancer

A month had passed since Don and Hippy saved Hermoninny from the giant pumpkin and she became a good friend to them plus they were lucky to have a friend like her as she could help them when they got stuck on homework,sho could help them.

"So what are you planning to do over the Christmas Holidays?" Don asked Hermoninny over breakfast.

"Well my parents want me to come home because they want me to spend christmas with them instead of my friends" she replied grumpily. Hippy put his hand on her shoulder.

"Don't worry,hey i think i know why that ostrich is there".

"Why?" asked Don and Hermoninny together.

"I reckon it's guarding something. When Hirbird Took me to the bank he took something out of one of the vaults,a round package. Well i reckon he got the three headed Ostrich to guard it because whatever it's guarding someone might be trying to steal it" he explained. Don and Hermoniny looked at him with disbelief.

"But Hippy,how can an ostrich guard something so valuable. I mean they're kinda stupid,why not have a dragon with three heads or Miffy with a red hot poker to poke up their arses if they try and steal whatever the ostrich is guarding?" asked Don accidently spilling his milk down his trousers.

"Well i reckon Hirbird must have been really stupid to pick an Ostrich" replied Hippy. Hermoninny nodded in agreement as Shaggy came bounding up to them happily.

"There having a game of throwing fruit at each other,Hippy why don't you join in,,they're letting firsts years have a go" he said happily. Hippy liked the idea of that. He got up from his seat and pushed Shaggy on the floor.

The game that Shaggy had just been talking about was called Fruitich. It was were you had to wear helmets and goggles and toss fruit at one another. The one who gets the most covered is the winner and two houses had to play agaisnt each other. Today was Gillyward against Shitering.Miffy was taking part in it as well as Hippy. Don and Hermoninny didn't join in as Don was to scared to get hit in the arm by an apple and hermoninny wasn't the type to play sports.

"Right seeing as Madwoman Pooch is no longer with us,i'll be starting the game" Mr stinky called thorugh a loud hailer.

"Right,make sure your helmets are secure on your heads and your goggles are firmly strapped on. Right when i blow my whsitle the game shall begin".The whole game was a result off madness. Fruit was flying here and there. Hippy tossed a handful of bananas at Miffy who was tossing Grapes towards him.

"You like Apples,Snotter" he sneered as he prepared to throw a very large apple at Hippy.

"Try it and i swear to god i will eat you, you great ugly fart" Hippy sneered back. Furious,Miffy lunged the large apple at Hippy. He was stood frozen on the spot as it flew towards him and then think everything went black.

"Do you reckon he's alright". Hippy's eyes flickered opened to see Hirbird,Don and Hermoninny leaning over him.

"What the hell happened?" he asked sitting up and seeing that he was in the hospital wing.

"You got hit in the face by an big apple. It was so hard that your helmet and goggles couldn't protect you,got smashed up they did" Don explained. Hirbird and Hermoninny nodded in agreement.

"Hey Hirbird,i've got something to ask you. It's about that Three headed Ostrich" Hippy said turning towards Hirbird who quickly hit a liquior bottle out of sight.

"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT ROLFY?" he bellowed so loud that the whole room shook.

"That thing has a name?"Hermoninny asked getting up to sit back on her seat.

"Course he has,he's mine i bought him to guard the"

"What?" Don butted in.

"Non of your buiness you little shitbag. What that ostrich is guarding is secretly between Bumblebore and Dazington bellydancer" and he got up and strode out of the hospital.

"Who the crap is Dazington Bellydancer?" Hippy asked in confusion.

"I don't know,but we can find out" Don suggested.

"Are you plain stupid,Hirbird told us not to interfere" Hissed Hermoninny.

"Don't be such a wimp,Greengarage" Retorted Don "the three of us are going to find ut more about Dazington bellydancer and what Rolfy is guarding".